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returntothepit >> discuss >> September 15 @ Ralph's {Worcester} - Metal Thursday CXXXIX: Engorged, Sapremia [NJ], Avernus Ortus, Seax by Samantha on Sep 11,2011 11:47pm
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toggletoggle post by Samantha at Sep 11,2011 11:47pm



toggletoggle post by bloblovesmusic at Sep 12,2011 1:33am
this show will be killer!



toggletoggle post by sapremianj  at Sep 12,2011 9:44am
This show will indeed be killer, looking forward to it!



toggletoggle post by metalmessiah  at Sep 13,2011 12:15am
Seax is the best thing on this bill. Why aren't they headlining?



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Sep 13,2011 12:34am
metalmessiah said[orig][quote]
Seax is the best thing on this bill. Why aren't they headlining?


Engorged reunion is obviously a big deal and merits a headlining show. Sapremia is coming from NJ, and Avernus Ortus is from Plattsburgh, NY.



toggletoggle post by erect at Sep 14,2011 3:10am
my penis is fully engorged



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 14,2011 8:42am
I will be at this show.



toggletoggle post by ShadowSD  at Sep 14,2011 8:48am edited Sep 14,2011 8:48am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
erect said[orig][quote]
metalmessiah said[orig][quote]
Sex is the best thing

my penis is fully engorged

I will be at this show.


FIXED



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Sep 15,2011 10:04am
Tonight!



toggletoggle post by Adrien brody at Sep 15,2011 10:16am
WILL SCARLETT JOHANSSON'S ASS BE THERE?



toggletoggle post by MetalThursday  at Sep 15,2011 10:40am
Yes, we're having a potluck-style Scarlett Johansson's Ass buffet set up by the merch tables. I'll bring the pork fried rice.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 15,2011 10:41am
score



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Sep 15,2011 12:56pm
I'll bring the haggis.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Sep 15,2011 1:05pm
Corn chowder or respectable.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 15,2011 1:06pm
are you tardy butler?



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Sep 15,2011 2:46pm
I know who Tardy Butler is.



toggletoggle post by MetalThursday  at Sep 15,2011 2:49pm
Samantha said[orig][quote]
I know who Tardy Butler is.


Duh...




toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 15,2011 10:11pm
Here now, seax just played (pronounced sea-axe).

Only cowboy booted casts are real.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 15,2011 11:10pm
Nasty set by avernus ortus. Definitely a good and heavy dm band.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Sep 15,2011 11:34pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
Nasty set by avernus ortus. Definitely a good and heavy dm band.


agreed. definitely



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 15,2011 11:36pm
Remember when metal Thursday was all about crazy dan making out with a gir and then she pukes only to then make out with samantha and then to stumble off and pass out in an alley somewhere? Well, tonight there was none of that, but he was shoved around the pit so violently that any girl in the front row (and probably most of the guys) immediatey had their periods forced out or miscarried from the belly busting blows that a wild dan cause. Those monitors took more innocent lives than planned parenthood and for that, we salutte you.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 16,2011 12:00am
Engorged was pretty fly for a bunch of white guys. I remember the in league with satan cover, but I thought they also covered blck metal at the obiens show. Someone please tell me I'm right.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 16,2011 12:07am
Someone said hilrie was posting funny things here, but I don't see anything funny. Wth!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 16,2011 12:12am
It appears that NJDM condensed into human form and is now on second guitar for sapremia.



toggletoggle post by hlrie at Sep 16,2011 1:55am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
Remember when metal Thursday was all about crazy dan making out with a gir and then she pukes only to then make out with samantha and then to stumble off and pass out in an alley somewhere? Well, tonight there was none of that, but he was shoved around the pit so violently that any girl in the front row (and probably most of the guys) immediatey had their periods forced out or miscarried from the belly busting blows that a wild dan cause. Those monitors took more innocent lives than planned parenthood and for that, we salutte you.


Looks like you had a bit of inspiration here. Well done. Also, lies about me posting.

Dan was like a plinko ball tonight the way was thrown around.



toggletoggle post by josh_hates_you  at Sep 16,2011 1:59am
Watching Carmine on stage was kind of painful.

Engorged fucking ruled.



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Sep 16,2011 2:16am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
Remember when metal Thursday was all about crazy dan making out with a gir and then she pukes only to then make out with samantha and then to stumble off and pass out in an alley somewhere? Well, tonight there was none of that, but he was shoved around the pit so violently that any girl in the front row (and probably most of the guys) immediatey had their periods forced out or miscarried from the belly busting blows that a wild dan cause. Those monitors took more innocent lives than planned parenthood and for that, we salutte you.


Hey! That was only one night, and I was way more drunk than usual. You got it backwards. Dan was the one who made out with her after she puked.



toggletoggle post by i_am_not_me   at Sep 16,2011 2:21am
Carmine just made me think of the 60's Batman series for some reason.



toggletoggle post by horny at Sep 16,2011 2:38am
i touch myself thinking about samantha.



toggletoggle post by more horny at Sep 16,2011 2:43am
me too



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 16,2011 2:45am
let's look at the time line.
1) girl pukes
2) dan makes out with girl
3) girl passes out some where
4) samantha makes out with girl

huh, looks like you made out with her AFTER she puked too. CSB.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 16,2011 2:50am
1/2 of sapremia has a mustache. FACT.



toggletoggle post by WarriorOfMetal   at Sep 16,2011 3:22am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
Engorged was pretty fly for a bunch of white guys. I remember the in league with satan cover, but I thought they also covered blck metal at the obiens show. Someone please tell me I'm right.


Deceased covered Black Metal on Saturday at O'Brien's. Engorged did In League with Satan at both shows.



toggletoggle post by TARDYBUTLER at Sep 16,2011 8:03am








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toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 16,2011 8:05am
WarriorOfMetal said[orig][quote]
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
Engorged was pretty fly for a bunch of white guys. I remember the in league with satan cover, but I thought they also covered blck metal at the obiens show. Someone please tell me I'm right.


Deceased covered Black Metal on Saturday at O'Brien's. Engorged did In League with Satan at both shows.
So it did happen. Awesome.



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Sep 16,2011 9:16am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
let's look at the time line.
1) girl pukes
2) dan makes out with girl
3) girl passes out some where
4) samantha makes out with girl

huh, looks like you made out with her AFTER she puked too. CSB.


Here is what really happened:

1) Girl makes out with me at the bar for less than a minute, and everyone thinks it's a big deal.
2) Later on, girl gets extremely drunk, grab's Pat's crotch while Darkwor is playing and then pukes on one of the monitors.
3) Girl makes out with Dan.

I later found out that this was the same girl who, a month previously, had made out with Dan and was later seen vomiting outside before being taken home by her friends. She is a nice girl, but she definitely can't hold her liquor.

Keep in mind this happened almost 2 years ago. I've seen far more interesting things happen at Ralph's since then. You should come to Metal Thursdays more often, and I'm sure you will have many more warm, fuzzy memories such as this.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 16,2011 9:20am
ok, so...
1) girl pukes
2) dan makes out with girl
3) girl passes out some where
4) samantha makes out with girl
5) girl pukes on monitors
6) dan makes out with girl

there, now that is the ful story.



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Sep 16,2011 9:32am
I think you forgot to include every time she farted, took a dump, picked her nose, or did anything else that was gross within that month long time lapse between #3 and #4 on your list.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 16,2011 9:33am
looks like someone is straining for some explaining.



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Sep 16,2011 9:45am
Nah... I'm glad that girl was brave enough to show Dan such kindness. He is a king among men, even though he does need to go to the dentist.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 16,2011 9:58am
she should have taken a daggering.



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Sep 16,2011 10:06am
Agreed. Someone needs to take one for the team.



toggletoggle post by MetalThursday  at Sep 16,2011 2:08pm



toggletoggle post by jchrizzles is my co-pilot at Sep 29,2011 2:36pm
POWER BOMB! that guy is such an asshole



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Sep 29,2011 3:16pm
i hope that was in jest because Dan is far from an asshole.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 29,2011 3:19pm
ya he's a DICK!



har har har



toggletoggle post by crazy_dan at Sep 30,2011 11:04pm
j-chrizzles really is my co-pilot



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Oct 2,2011 1:47pm
josh_hates_you said[orig][quote]
Watching Carmine on stage was kind of painful.


Carmine: "hey guys, our next song is called..."
Sound Guy: "oh actually you guys are done"
Carmine: "oh...."
*awkward silence before applause*



toggletoggle post by Thundersteel  at Dec 26,2011 9:43am
josh_hates_you said[orig][quote]
Watching Carmine on stage was kind of painful.

Engorged fucking ruled.

So is knowing that you fuck your mother every night before you go to sleep, but you don't see any of us bitching about it.



toggletoggle post by MetalThursday  at Dec 26,2011 11:33am
WHOA



toggletoggle post by josh_hates_you  at Dec 26,2011 12:01pm
Thundersteel said[orig][quote]
josh_hates_you said[orig][quote]
Watching Carmine on stage was kind of painful.

Engorged fucking ruled.

So is knowing that you fuck your mother every night before you go to sleep, but you don't see any of us bitching about it.


LULZ. Shouldn't you be working on "stage moves"? Cause that's way more important than actually being able to sing, right? BTW my favorite "stage move" os the one where you jam the mic up your ass.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Dec 26,2011 12:07pm
*maizecorn*



toggletoggle post by Thundersteel  at Dec 26,2011 6:46pm
josh_hates_you said[orig][quote]
Thundersteel said[orig][quote]
josh_hates_you said[orig][quote]
Watching Carmine on stage was kind of painful.

Engorged fucking ruled.

So is knowing that you fuck your mother every night before you go to sleep, but you don't see any of us bitching about it.


LULZ. Shouldn't you be working on "stage moves"? Cause that's way more important than actually being able to sing, right? BTW my favorite "stage move" os the one where you jam the mic up your ass.

Why thank you. Why don't I jam it up YOUR ass next time? Would you like that?



toggletoggle post by Thundersteel  at Dec 26,2011 6:47pm
And anyway, if you think you can do better, why don't YOU sing at the next Seax gig?



toggletoggle post by josh_hates_you  at Dec 26,2011 6:59pm
Thundersteel said[orig][quote]
And anyway, if you think you can do better, why don't YOU sing at the next Seax gig?



OK. Just gimme some time to work on my stage moves and sew some patches onto my jacket.



toggletoggle post by Thundersteel  at Dec 26,2011 7:01pm
josh_hates_you said[orig][quote]
Thundersteel said[orig][quote]
And anyway, if you think you can do better, why don't YOU sing at the next Seax gig?



OK. Just gimme some time to work on my stage moves and sew some patches onto my jacket.

Ok then :-D It's on like Donkey Kong!



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Dec 26,2011 7:14pm



toggletoggle post by MetalThursday  at Dec 26,2011 8:53pm



toggletoggle post by BSV at Dec 26,2011 9:23pm
JOSH Z GETS HIGH ON METAL



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