Remember when metal Thursday was all about crazy dan making out with a gir and then she pukes only to then make out with samantha and then to stumble off and pass out in an alley somewhere? Well, tonight there was none of that, but he was shoved around the pit so violently that any girl in the front row (and probably most of the guys) immediatey had their periods forced out or miscarried from the belly busting blows that a wild dan cause. Those monitors took more innocent lives than planned parenthood and for that, we salutte you.
Engorged was pretty fly for a bunch of white guys. I remember the in league with satan cover, but I thought they also covered blck metal at the obiens show. Someone please tell me I'm right.
Remember when metal Thursday was all about crazy dan making out with a gir and then she pukes only to then make out with samantha and then to stumble off and pass out in an alley somewhere? Well, tonight there was none of that, but he was shoved around the pit so violently that any girl in the front row (and probably most of the guys) immediatey had their periods forced out or miscarried from the belly busting blows that a wild dan cause. Those monitors took more innocent lives than planned parenthood and for that, we salutte you.
Looks like you had a bit of inspiration here. Well done. Also, lies about me posting.
Dan was like a plinko ball tonight the way was thrown around.
Remember when metal Thursday was all about crazy dan making out with a gir and then she pukes only to then make out with samantha and then to stumble off and pass out in an alley somewhere? Well, tonight there was none of that, but he was shoved around the pit so violently that any girl in the front row (and probably most of the guys) immediatey had their periods forced out or miscarried from the belly busting blows that a wild dan cause. Those monitors took more innocent lives than planned parenthood and for that, we salutte you.
Hey! That was only one night, and I was way more drunk than usual. You got it backwards. Dan was the one who made out with her after she puked.
Engorged was pretty fly for a bunch of white guys. I remember the in league with satan cover, but I thought they also covered blck metal at the obiens show. Someone please tell me I'm right.
Deceased covered Black Metal on Saturday at O'Brien's. Engorged did In League with Satan at both shows.
Engorged was pretty fly for a bunch of white guys. I remember the in league with satan cover, but I thought they also covered blck metal at the obiens show. Someone please tell me I'm right.
Deceased covered Black Metal on Saturday at O'Brien's. Engorged did In League with Satan at both shows.
let's look at the time line.
1) girl pukes
2) dan makes out with girl
3) girl passes out some where
4) samantha makes out with girl
huh, looks like you made out with her AFTER she puked too. CSB.
Here is what really happened:
1) Girl makes out with me at the bar for less than a minute, and everyone thinks it's a big deal.
2) Later on, girl gets extremely drunk, grab's Pat's crotch while Darkwor is playing and then pukes on one of the monitors.
3) Girl makes out with Dan.
I later found out that this was the same girl who, a month previously, had made out with Dan and was later seen vomiting outside before being taken home by her friends. She is a nice girl, but she definitely can't hold her liquor.
Keep in mind this happened almost 2 years ago. I've seen far more interesting things happen at Ralph's since then. You should come to Metal Thursdays more often, and I'm sure you will have many more warm, fuzzy memories such as this.
ok, so...
1) girl pukes
2) dan makes out with girl
3) girl passes out some where
4) samantha makes out with girl
5) girl pukes on monitors
6) dan makes out with girl
I think you forgot to include every time she farted, took a dump, picked her nose, or did anything else that was gross within that month long time lapse between #3 and #4 on your list.
So is knowing that you fuck your mother every night before you go to sleep, but you don't see any of us bitching about it.
LULZ. Shouldn't you be working on "stage moves"? Cause that's way more important than actually being able to sing, right? BTW my favorite "stage move" os the one where you jam the mic up your ass.
So is knowing that you fuck your mother every night before you go to sleep, but you don't see any of us bitching about it.
LULZ. Shouldn't you be working on "stage moves"? Cause that's way more important than actually being able to sing, right? BTW my favorite "stage move" os the one where you jam the mic up your ass.
Why thank you. Why don't I jam it up YOUR ass next time? Would you like that?
Tonight! 
