1) You constantly talk about banging girls
2) You follow that with talking about wanting to abuse them on some level
3) You constantly say you would screw any girl
4) You talk bad about girls and want them dead
5) You listen to female vocal driven bands how ironic
6) (_____________________)
7) (_____________________)

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6) I think you are a closet fag when you start threads like this.





Why else would you do it?


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7) Well, you start threads like this so you can get the issues from the first five posts out, because you may not actually be a closet fag, you just may have some serious fucking mommy issues that you refuse to deal with.

If you use the word "fag" more than you use the word "homosexual", especially in thread titles.

This thread is obsessed with sexual binaries. Bang hot dudes, bang hot girls and fuck everyone.

I think you are probably also a closet fag it you feel the need to post in or create threads like this under an alias.

3 out of 7 aint bad.

^ josh is a breakfast nook fag.

^ Steve is a brunch cranny fag.

solarium fag or GTFO

8. You play Eldar

IT WAS COLONEL MUSTARD, IN THE BRUNCH CRANNY, WITH THE DOUBLE-ENDED DILDO

I keep a black, double sided dildo with shitstains and Cherry flavoured Anal Eaze in drawer by my bed.

I figure if Varg Vikerness ever was over my house for some odd reason, I'd throw it at him, and then tell him that it's the reincarnation of Euronymous. If he flinches or anything, I will then chastise him for being untrue, because if he really practices what he preaches, he doesn't believe in any of that crap.

Also, I just like to have things like that next to my bed. You never know when you'll need to scratch a certain itch, and I'll try anything once, just to make sure I don't like it. Who knows? Maybe I will.

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