DO A BUTT ROCK SONG ABOUT IT.

http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermo...aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=162695

Such an ironic statement...coming from you.

lol come to my show and give me shit about it. then we can drink beers.

I cannot fucking wait to bask in this.

And then proceeds to continue writing 5 Finger Death Punch songs, negating all of Nietzsche's great works.

"small community of haters"

lol yea keep telling yourself that buddy. we all hate you.

I saw a guy wearing a Five Finger Death Punch shirt in Missouri not too long ago. I facepalmed.

you should have facepunched instead

with five fingers, am i rite

BAH DUM TSSSSHH

What did the five fingers say to the face?

PALM!

(I'm Lamp James, bitch)

i waited far too long for that. thank you mike

It doesn't say "Must be able to play bass" anywhere on that.

i tried posting that on their face book but they have some kind of anti-trolling abilities.

I'm too old :(

"Being able to play bass" is a dealbreaker, GTFO of here, Jaco

"Not be over 6ft"

What the fuck??? Seriously???

"serious short man complexes across the board, you should be, too!"

I like how they worked in the same clean vocal half-step "bend and release" in the chorus that the other single had. Worked once, why not twice? (Unless that's just the autotune trying to track his vocals and failing.)

And yes, I am actually listening to this. MY COMMITMENT TO TROLLING IS THAT FUCKING DEEP, MOTHERFUCKER.

"Our singer is a moron man-child who doesn't know you can't get a single with 'fuck' in the title on whatever bullshit charts we chart on."

Wren is hung. Factbomb.

sons of bitches. you know what? fine, i didn't want to be in their stupid band anyway.

FUCK THIS BAND. Last.fm loves to find songs of theirs I haven't already removed my library daily just to piss me off.

That tune is so generic it just made me constipated. I could almost have accepted it for what it was until the chorus.

i hate when bands try to respond to hate for their band with a song proclaiming how they are above it. if you felt the need to write a song, you are not above it. for example, "Cyberwaste" by Fear Factory on Archetype. it is probably the worst song they ever did, with ultra-gay lyrics, and it really ruins the flow of the album.

somebody in my Capstone Project class is listening to this band without a trace of irony, right now. *headdesk*

Every guy in their 20's with a mildly passing interest in music and subwoofers fucking loves this band

I like how they have T-Pain on every chorus.

This thread definitely re-affirms my hatred for Missouri.

Yo yo yo haters
Yo yo yo hoodie
Yo yo yo bling
Yo yo yo cheeba
Yo yo yo I gonna GETS mine
Yo yo yo back dat thing up
Yo yo yo looka you all REEDIN an shit
Yo yo yo FFDP yo, muddafugga

STOP LETTING NIGGER CULTURE INFILTRATE ENGLISH

When you say "Hoodie," "Haters," etc., you're a knuckle-dragging, steak-faced nigger.



Ignore the truth.

Sorry for the hijack, back to the terrible metal.

Niggaz gonna shit thyselves when Ghost announces their tour with these dudes.

IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN GODDAMMIT

you should probably release the hounds..

That's just their way of telling Dan Lilker no.

^ touche