some kid AIMd me pretending to be from pig destoryer. I didnt believe it cause it didn't jive from e-mails I got from them.
and then he started asking for other bands aims. since I don't give out AIMS/emails/phone numbers, etc, I told him no and then e-mailed that pd member back mentioning it to them.

so this is the last convo I'm having with this person:
xXPig Destroyer: I was just trying to get his screen name I knew you would e-mail him and ask him If this was him
xXPig Destroyer: So he would I M me
BachogreCtron: ok gay bait
xXPig Destroyer: what?
xXPig Destroyer: How old are you?? 12?????
BachogreCtron: if you want to have sex with people in bands, use someone else. good bye
xXPig Destroyer: I dont want to have sex with noone fag

if I could I would write on a bathroom wall "for anal fag sex, aim xXPig Destroyer"

what a fucktard that kid is

from the start he was a moron and his brain is that of an immature 4 yr old... what a lame ass ..from the start with the stupid shit he used to say...

"hi i want famous people's ims so i can harass them!"
fucktard...

i think rttp people should harass him =)

hey..why did no one reply to this?

i didnt reply cus no ones ever done this to me.

im not as cool as mr revvy poo there.

ok, now this person is under xxed gein
and tried getting Shading the End info from me...
told me he was ed gein's manager...
but then e-mails mike bugging him non-stop!
wtf!

i'm totally IM'ing this idiot and fucking with him

the kid was online today, so i went on my old SN and then IM'd him. didn't go exactly as i hoped, but should provide a laugh for 2 minutes

CannibalCorpseLC: WHAT'S UP MAN!!!!! \M/>:o\M/
xXPig Destroyer: whos this?? cannibal corpse is gay
xXPig Destroyer: Who is this?
CannibalCorpseLC: WHAT!!!! FUCK YOU MAN!!!!! I'M IN CANNIBAL CORPSE!!!! I HEARD YOUR WERE TRYING TO CON PEOPLE TO GET BAND MEMBERS' SCREEN NAMES TO STALK THEM SO I FIGURED I'D STALK YOU
CannibalCorpseLC: YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT!!!!
xXPig Destroyer: j/k man
xXPig Destroyer: lol dam

then i signed off. once he said cannibal was gay i was kinda screwed and i'm not gonna make up another SN just to fuck with this kid. someone else do it

hahahahahahahahahahaha

awesome

I added both screen names to my buddy list, but neither are on. Next time he comes on I'm going to use my Hansi Kürsch screen name and see what he does.

fucking with stupid kids makes for fun times. fuck, i'm bored. none of my lame ass friends want to go out tonite and it's my one friday nite off when i don't have to be at work 'til the afternoon tomorrow. fucking arizona sucks "wicked" ass.

Ok, I'll come down there and party with you and Morkul, be there in 13 minutes.

fucking arizona sucks "wicked" ass.

close...but its:

fucking arizona wicked sucks ass.
but the effort was there and thats what counts.

do they yauntoo there?
like:
im gonna go get a beer at the bar, yauntoo?

Ok, i talked to him, and had a pretty interesting conversation.

Hansi the Kursch (8:16:42 PM): hello
xXPig Destroyer (8:16:49 PM): Whos this?
Hansi the Kursch (8:17:00 PM): Hansi of Blind Guardian
xXPig Destroyer (8:17:09 PM): Whos that?
Hansi the Kursch (8:17:16 PM): just this metal band
Hansi the Kursch (8:17:25 PM): i heard you are looking for metal musicians to talk to
xXPig Destroyer (8:17:29 PM): yeah
Hansi the Kursch (8:17:42 PM): want an interview or something?
xXPig Destroyer (8:17:51 PM): I guess
Hansi the Kursch (8:17:56 PM): cool
Hansi the Kursch (8:17:59 PM): start asking
xXPig Destroyer (8:18:14 PM): Do you know a band called intestinal disgorge?
Hansi the Kursch (8:18:31 PM): nope
Hansi the Kursch (8:18:37 PM): where are they from?
xXPig Destroyer (8:18:38 PM): Im in a band and we play that kind of stuff
xXPig Destroyer (8:18:39 PM): o
xXPig Destroyer (8:18:40 PM): ok
xXPig Destroyer (8:18:43 PM): I dunno
xXPig Destroyer (8:18:45 PM): lol
xXPig Destroyer (8:18:52 PM): Who told you about me?
Hansi the Kursch (8:19:09 PM): Marcus, my guitarist
xXPig Destroyer (8:19:19 PM): whos that?
xXPig Destroyer (8:19:35 PM): How does he know me?
Hansi the Kursch (8:19:37 PM): Marcus Siepen, he is the guitarist in Blind Guardian
Hansi the Kursch (8:19:53 PM): i'm not sure, he said that word was getting around about you looking for people to interview?
xXPig Destroyer (8:20:03 PM): not really\
Hansi the Kursch (8:20:24 PM): oh, hmmm, are you in Pig Destroyer?
xXPig Destroyer (8:20:28 PM): www.DetrimentalSuicide.i8.com
xXPig Destroyer (8:20:32 PM): No
xXPig Destroyer (8:20:37 PM): I like pig destroyer
xXPig Destroyer (8:20:55 PM): www.DetrimentalSuicide.i8.com

Our band
Hansi the Kursch (8:21:09 PM): ohh, you see, someone told me you were
xXPig Destroyer (8:21:22 PM): im the one on the very right on the homepage
Hansi the Kursch (8:21:42 PM): naw, i don't feel like going there, too lazy
xXPig Destroyer (8:22:17 PM): lol
xXPig Destroyer (8:22:34 PM): website?
xXPig Destroyer (8:22:38 PM): Are you pro?
Hansi the Kursch (8:22:56 PM): yep, we are pretty big in Germany (where we are from
Hansi the Kursch (8:23:01 PM): blind-guardian.com
Hansi the Kursch (8:23:06 PM): i believe that is the us site
xXPig Destroyer (8:23:16 PM): yeah
Hansi the Kursch (8:24:30 PM): if you go to the members section and click on Hansi Kürsch, that's me
Hansi the Kursch (8:24:33 PM): vocalist
Hansi the Kursch (8:24:55 PM): are you there? cmon man
Hansi the Kursch (8:24:58 PM): don't let me down
Hansi the Kursch (8:25:04 PM): i'm too emotionally fragile
Hansi the Kursch (8:25:08 PM): FUCK YOU
Hansi the Kursch (8:25:09 PM): FUCK
Hansi the Kursch (8:25:10 PM): YOU
xXPig Destroyer (8:25:20 PM): ok
xXPig Destroyer (8:25:24 PM): fag
Hansi the Kursch (8:25:28 PM): i'm not!!!!
Hansi the Kursch (8:25:31 PM): it was just the one time
xXPig Destroyer (8:25:31 PM): j/k
Hansi the Kursch (8:25:33 PM): i was drunk
Hansi the Kursch (8:25:38 PM): now i'm sad
Hansi the Kursch (8:26:53 PM): i know kungfu
Hansi the Kursch (8:26:56 PM): wanna see?
xXPig Destroyer (8:27:16 PM): yeah
Hansi the Kursch (8:27:20 PM): cool!
Hansi the Kursch (8:27:31 PM): *ooooooooo WAH HY YAH!!!!*
Hansi the Kursch (8:27:40 PM): you like?
xXPig Destroyer (8:28:06 PM): yeah
xXPig Destroyer (8:28:09 PM): Cool
Hansi the Kursch (8:28:11 PM): dude sweet
Hansi the Kursch (8:28:16 PM): you should come over and jam sometime
xXPig Destroyer (8:28:37 PM): where do you live?
Hansi the Kursch (8:29:05 PM): i just got this new guitar amplifier, it is really good, it is an electric 1x4 amp with almost 10 watts
Hansi the Kursch (8:29:09 PM): incredible sound
Hansi the Kursch (8:29:17 PM): i live in Frankfurt
xXPig Destroyer (8:31:02 PM): my family is from there
Hansi the Kursch (8:31:21 PM): really? what are there names?
xXPig Destroyer (8:32:10 PM): do you know katalina
Hansi the Kursch (8:32:26 PM): yes! and her friend adolf!
Hansi the Kursch (8:32:32 PM): very nice people
Hansi the Kursch (8:33:19 PM): great city Frankfurt is, very great city
xXPig Destroyer (8:33:19 PM): thats my cousin
xXPig Destroyer (8:33:22 PM): yeah
Hansi the Kursch (8:33:38 PM): one of Germany's finer cities I must say
Hansi the Kursch (8:33:42 PM): but i havn't seen them all
Hansi the Kursch (8:33:52 PM): great beer too
Hansi the Kursch (8:33:56 PM): i'm a beer fan
Hansi the Kursch (8:34:02 PM): fan of beer
Hansi the Kursch (8:34:53 PM): one time a drank too much and puked in a woman's anus
Hansi the Kursch (8:35:01 PM): or maybe it was a man, not sure
Hansi the Kursch (8:35:08 PM): you can never tell these days
Hansi the Kursch (8:36:44 PM): are you still there?
Hansi the Kursch (8:38:24 PM): oh well, i must leave, i have a date with a penquin named spaghetti

At this point I realized he was ignoring me and blocked him.

retzam, this made my evening<3

retzam, you my friend, are a genius

heh

fofyvsevinfo: hi little dick
fofyvsevinfo: dude, pig destroyer rules
xXPig Destroyer: whos this?
fofyvsevinfo: you dont know?
fofyvsevinfo: youre in my band
xXPig Destroyer: I am?
fofyvsevinfo: yeah dude
xXPig Destroyer: who are you?
fofyvsevinfo: you dont remember
xXPig Destroyer: no
fofyvsevinfo: omg
fofyvsevinfo: you have such a small phallus
fofyvsevinfo: youre hung like a god damn tick tac
xXPig Destroyer: is this John?
fofyvsevinfo: yeah
fofyvsevinfo: idiot
xXPig Destroyer: john who??
fofyvsevinfo: omfg
fofyvsevinfo: dude only someone with a wicked small dick would ask john who
fofyvsevinfo: im joh, the homosexual you reamed anally last evening
fofyvsevinfo: you fucktard
fofyvsevinfo: dude
xXPig Destroyer: why did you quit the band?
fofyvsevinfo: becuause i dont want to be in a band with a bunch of flaming homosexuals who irritate people online and ask for band sn's
fofyvsevinfo: homosexuals like you
xXPig Destroyer: Your not john fag
fofyvsevinfo: yeah i am!!!
fofyvsevinfo: youre a fag
fofyvsevinfo: you have a small dick
fofyvsevinfo: dude, how does it feel when you show your junk to the ladies?
fofyvsevinfo: are you ...........
fofyvsevinfo: A. embarassed
fofyvsevinfo: B. laughed at
fofyvsevinfo: or C. you like men so ladies are not applicable
fofyvsevinfo: whatever you fucking waste of skin
xXPig Destroyer: at whos house?
fofyvsevinfo: you sucked in the band anyway, you fucking terrible tard baby

i borrowed the 'fucktard' comment from succubus. this kid is so easy to fuck with.

damn man. now i'm pissed off at how crappy my convo went

hahahahaha

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

i wish the kid was on right now. Im pretty blunted so i could make him cry.

HAHAHAHAHA!!! I totally got him AGAIN, except this time with my real screen name. I worked off information aquired from my last one and jellyfish's, and he didn't believe me, but then he thought that i was this guy named Sheptak who was playing a trick on him, HAHAHAHA. What a moron.

Retzam: hey man, it's john
xXPig Destroyer: john who?
Retzam: john magillicutty, who do you think? hahahaha
xXPig Destroyer: do u know me
Retzam: NOOOO I'm just randomly iming you ;-)hahaha dude, what's up with you?
Retzam: you're being strange
xXPig Destroyer: ok
Retzam: sorry, i didn't mean that as an insult or anything, i'm just all confused about all these wierd questions "john who?" "do you know me?"
xXPig Destroyer: o
Retzam: hahahaha are you baked man?
xXPig Destroyer: nah
Retzam: oh, well whats up man, are you still mad at me for leavin the band??
xXPig Destroyer: what band?
Retzam: our band man, what the hell?? are you sure you're not baked?
xXPig Destroyer: i forgot the other day
xXPig Destroyer: the 90
xXPig Destroyer: what was the bands name?
Retzam: dude, you're so baked
xXPig Destroyer: well what wat the bands name?
Retzam: are you asking what our bands name is?
xXPig Destroyer: yeah
Retzam: ok...
Retzam: intestinal disgorge...
Retzam: why do you need me to say that??
xXPig Destroyer: im not in that band
Retzam: dude, what the hell are you on man???
Retzam: are you ok?
Retzam: you still there?
Retzam: dude, i gotta get you into a drug and alcohol rehab program, you are doing waayy to much heroin, you have to calm down
Retzam: i'm calling someone right now
Retzam: i'm going to help you
xXPig Destroyer: ok
xXPig Destroyer: duee
Retzam: duee?? what the hell man
Retzam: ok, there are some people on their way
Retzam: they won't hurt you
xXPig Destroyer: o
Retzam: just do what they say and wear the jacket they want you to wear
Retzam: it will be fine
xXPig Destroyer: where do i live then?
xXPig Destroyer: o
Retzam: anywhere you want dennis, anywhere you want
Retzam: just hold on
Retzam: hold on to your life
Retzam: i'll make sure detrimental suicide gets a replacement guitar player, don't worry dude, don't worry about anything
Retzam: you still there man?
Retzam: hello!?
Retzam: HELLO!
Retzam: DENNIS ANSWER ME IF YOU ARE THERE!!! DON'T LOSE YOURSELF IN THE HIGH
xXPig Destroyer: Sheptak
xXPig Destroyer: is that u
Retzam: I DON'T MATTER RIGHT NOW!!
xXPig Destroyer: it is
xXPig Destroyer: lol
Retzam: HOLD ON TO YOUR LIFE!
Retzam: hahahahaha
xXPig Destroyer: nah
Retzam: i sooo got you man
Retzam: hahaha
xXPig Destroyer: Fuck life
xXPig Destroyer: [
xXPig Destroyer: You were talking shit about My G/F i should kick your ass.
xXPig Destroyer: fag
Retzam: dude, i was just joking man, lighten up
xXPig Destroyer: bfdgn
xXPig Destroyer: Dont joke with my G/F fag
Retzam: ok ok ok, sorry man, that was really shitty of me
xXPig Destroyer: yeah
Retzam: i didn't think she'd take it seriously
Retzam: but again, sorry
xXPig Destroyer: ok
xXPig Destroyer: Do you know me?
Retzam: hahahahahaha this again?
Retzam: hahaha that was so funny man
xXPig Destroyer: Do you know me?
xXPig Destroyer: ?
xXPig Destroyer: ?
xXPig Destroyer: ?
Retzam: umm... is this a yes or no question???
xXPig Destroyer: yeah
xXPig Destroyer: SDgfnv
Retzam: ok, yes
xXPig Destroyer: You know me?
Retzam: yes
Retzam: hahaha what the hell?
xXPig Destroyer: I talked to you before?
Retzam: not on this screen name
xXPig Destroyer: ok
xXPig Destroyer: Anotherone?
xXPig Destroyer: Do you go to middle School?
Retzam: i think i talked to you on my other one: xCyanide666x
Retzam: did i?
xXPig Destroyer: Do you?
Retzam: yes i went to middle school, like 5 years ago
xXPig Destroyer: haha
Retzam: what are you on? hahahaha
xXPig Destroyer: ok
xXPig Destroyer: Nothing
xXPig Destroyer: Dont talk shit to melanie tho ok?
Retzam: i know man, just kidding
Retzam: ok!
Retzam: i won't
xXPig Destroyer: ok
Retzam: hey, what is your favorite Detrimental Suicide song?
xXPig Destroyer: Im in the band
Retzam: doesn't mean you can't have a favorite song
xXPig Destroyer: Demons spreading I wrote that one
xXPig Destroyer: we all mostly write our own
Retzam: mine would probably have to be a tie between that and, of course, Oral Defacation
xXPig Destroyer: yeah
xXPig Destroyer: CD coming out soon!!!!!!!
xXPig Destroyer: cant wait
Retzam: yeah man, can you get me a copy?
xXPig Destroyer: yeah Sure
Retzam: how much $ is that?
xXPig Destroyer: $3.00 I think
xXPig Destroyer: Who told you about us?
xXPig Destroyer: ?
Retzam: hmmm, this guy, he had a wierd name, oh yeah, Franklin
xXPig Destroyer: Franklin?
Retzam: yep
Retzam: Franklin
Retzam: oh shit man
Retzam: i just remembered
xXPig Destroyer: ?
xXPig Destroyer: What?
Retzam: the screen name i've talked to you on before
Retzam: Hansi The Kursch
Retzam: you just go punk'd BITCH
xXPig Destroyer: I did?
Retzam: yep
Retzam: you definitely just got punk'd
xXPig Destroyer: wow how did you get our site?
Retzam: hehehehehehe, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsy roll center of a tootsy pop??
xXPig Destroyer: Nigger lover fag

PUNK'D thats gay ass gangster shit
xXPig Destroyer: Fuck you fag
Retzam: ashton kutcher is sooo sexy
xXPig Destroyer: Who are you for real???
Retzam: so much like ol ma
xXPig Destroyer: Hes a fag
Retzam: I AM!!!! THE EMPEROR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xXPig Destroyer: C O B is gay
xXPig Destroyer: Fags
xXPig Destroyer: asdfgcnb7ik8oeip;[';piuy76ttvv7i890-=0897545c432456t64etrg6yhm26*/75y7
xXPig Destroyer: fh
xXPig Destroyer: h
xXPig Destroyer: h
Retzam: that isn't children of bodom
xXPig Destroyer: h
Retzam: that is emperor
xXPig Destroyer: sfghdfghdfghdghdghdfghdfgh
Retzam: are you dumb?
xXPig Destroyer: Yeah it is fag
xXPig Destroyer: Your dumb
xXPig Destroyer: Bye
xXPig Destroyer signed off at 10:58:21 PM.
Retzam: hahahahaha what a dumbass

And of course, since he blocked me, onto his other screen name:

Retzam: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA YOU FUCK!!!!!!!
xXed gein: ok
xXed gein signed off at 11:02:11 PM.

Blocked again, oh well.

retzam is my hero

hahahahahahahaha a thank you!

that was pretty good.

ill do real good the next time i see him on.

I'm wondering howlong til google picks this up...
and he finds this page.
that day my friends, will be priceless

hahahah yeah it will. I cant wait til he signs on, im gonna tell him melanie his gf is a slut and i choked her with my huge dick.

heh
awesome
*claps
magnificent!
*gives standing ovation

no jellyfish, tell him something like "could u tell melanie that i'll meet up with her tonight at 9ish or so? i left my wallet at her place yesterday and i woulda called her back, but her number is in the wallet, i heard you were her friend."

you know something that sounds legit to really get him goin.

ahahaha

that would be spectacular. I think ill mix a little of both.

someone should cyber with him
hahaha but get him to say lame things

ill do it on swamplords screen name.

hahahaha
YAY!

succubus said:


you do it

Yeah ass-hole. You suck ding dong jelly. THats why I'm gonna change my AIM name FOOL!!!

so I figd I'd fuck with this kid too...

powerkok13: hey...whats up this is Ivan
xXPig Destroyer: o
powerkok13: I live with matt's parents
powerkok13: hey, u know mel?
powerkok13: she said she knew u.
xXPig Destroyer: yeah i go out with her
powerkok13: oh.
powerkok13: melanie??
xXPig Destroyer: yeah
powerkok13: umm...ya...can you tell her I need to talk to her?
powerkok13: shell know
xXPig Destroyer: i guess
powerkok13: awesome thanks
powerkok13: cuz I gotta get my keys back
xXPig Destroyer: o
powerkok13: its kinda urgent
xXPig Destroyer: o
powerkok13: I left em in her car
powerkok13: i think
powerkok13: or her house
powerkok13: U like bloodstorm?
xXPig Destroyer: Your doing that punk'd thing
xXPig Destroyer: fag
powerkok13: I am?
xXPig Destroyer: yeha
xXPig Destroyer: yeah
powerkok13: ok...I just need my keys
powerkok13: lol
xXPig Destroyer: Your that fag that talked to me yesterdau
xXPig Destroyer: What school do you go to?
powerkok13: im trying to be cool and starta conv while I wait to see if u tell mel about my keys
powerkok13: I just moved here from mels old neighborhood
xXPig Destroyer: See told you fag.
xXPig Destroyer: You dont know melanie fag
xXPig Destroyer: Shes my girlfriend fag
xXPig Destroyer: Dumbass
powerkok13: dood, whats yer problem?
xXPig Destroyer: Your A FAG
powerkok13: I just need her to call Ivan cuz my keys are with her
xXPig Destroyer: iN HER CAR?
powerkok13: Do you listen to deflowered?
xXPig Destroyer: sHE DOESNT HAVE A CAR FAG!!!!!!!!!!!
powerkok13: no, not her car, her parents car
xXPig Destroyer: yeah Pig destroyer?
xXPig Destroyer: Cool
powerkok13: no deflowered, as in I deflowered Mel last night, bitch!!
powerkok13: I porked her so hard, my keys fell outta My pocket
xXPig Destroyer: No you didnt i was with her last night dumbfuck
powerkok13: I porked he ron the way home
powerkok13: yer a poser, and yer dick is little
powerkok13: and yer balls are still little baby balls
xXPig Destroyer: How do you know?
xXPig Destroyer: fag
powerkok13: she told me
xXPig Destroyer: She was with me last night Dumbass
powerkok13: you sound homophobic?
xXPig Destroyer: Your a gay ass nigger.
powerkok13: insecure a bit are we?
xXPig Destroyer: yeah
powerkok13: and racist
xXPig Destroyer: You werent with her last night fag
xXPig Destroyer: Duh I hate niggers
xXPig Destroyer: K K K
xXPig Destroyer: KKK
xXPig Destroyer: kkk
xXPig Destroyer: KKK
xXPig Destroyer: K K K
xXPig Destroyer: asdfadgsdfb
xXPig Destroyer: sfgbfsgbsfgb
xXPig Destroyer: sfgbfgbsfgbbsfgbsfgbsfgb
xXPig Destroyer: sfgbsfgb
xXPig Destroyer: gbsfgbsfgbsfgbsfgb
xXPig Destroyer: fsgbsfgbsfgbfs
xXPig Destroyer: bfgbsfgbfsgbsfgb
xXPig Destroyer: gbsfgbsfgbgb
powerkok13: I fucked the snot outta her beef drapes, until she gumped all over the vaginal flapjack, you crayon cock
xXPig Destroyer: Your a fag
powerkok13: you kiss where my dicks been sucked
powerkok13: so youre the fag
powerkok13: fag
xXPig Destroyer: Your a fag
xXPig Destroyer: i do?
xXPig Destroyer: I dont know you fag
powerkok13: yer gonna know me soon
powerkok13: were gonna be related kinda
powerkok13: cuz for one, Im fuckin yer girlfriend
powerkok13: and 2 im gonna fuck your dad up the ass.
powerkok13: while u watch
powerkok13: poser
xXPig Destroyer: ok nigger
xXPig Destroyer: KKK
xXPig Destroyer: so u are the fag
xXPig Destroyer: ur gonna fuck my dad?
xXPig Destroyer: what a fag
powerkok13: good one schleppy, is that all your futile mind can come up with?
xXPig Destroyer: um yeah
xXPig Destroyer: fuckin nigger
powerkok13: no, its not gay if the fleshlight is already in
xXPig Destroyer: oh ok
xXPig Destroyer: nigger rap fucker
xXPig Destroyer signed off at 11:43:49 PM.

hahaha that whole thing took like 7 minutes.

i take it back, powerkok is my hero

somebody should report him

hails to the power!

hahahaha that was easy...I wish I had his Phone #!!

powerkok said:

SOMEONE GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE TRY AND GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that fucking ruled. i wish i knew his phone number.

GOOOOOOOOOO powerkok!!!

heh

RTTPers unite!