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returntothepit >> discuss >> Zoolander @ The Coolidge Fri Aug 26th, Sat Aug 27th by boblovesmusic on Aug 4,2011 4:30pm
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toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Aug 4,2011 4:30pm

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Derek Zoolander (Ben Stiller) has been the dominant male model in the industry for three years thanks to his patented "look," Blue Steel. On the night of the VH1 Fashion Awards, what should be his fourth trophy goes to an upstart model named Hansel (Owen Wilson). Adding to the insult, a story in Time magazine brands him an idiot.

Derek decides to retire and seek out his roots. Meanwhile, the new prime minister of Malaysia has upset a secret coalition of fashion designers by promising to raise the minimum wage, effectively ending their supply of cheap labor in sweatshops. Sensing disaster, the covert group charges Mugatu (Will Ferell), the current king of haute couture, to find a mindless male model to brainwash into assassinating the new world leader. Derek, rejected by his family, stumbles predictably into Mugatu's hands and the only ones who can save him are the reporter who took away his good name, his rival Hansel, and a mysterious model from the past who sheds light on the whole conspiracy. They have to work against time and Derek's ineptitude to stop him from killing on the night Mugatu reveals his newest clothing line with the Malaysian minister as his "honored guest."

(yeah... haha)



toggletoggle post by RustyPS should be working at Aug 4,2011 4:33pm
I know I'm in the vast minority, but I hated this movie.



toggletoggle post by bloblovesmusic at Aug 8,2011 3:51pm
have no opinion of this movie, but bumping it anyways



toggletoggle post by bloblovesmusic at Aug 19,2011 2:07pm
Just in case anyone's even vaguely interested hehe

(we're only showing it cus we'll have the print for some college rental thing and figured we'd show it too)



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Aug 19,2011 3:22pm
RustyPS%20should%20be%20working said[orig][quote]
I know I'm in the vast minority, but I hated this movie.


yep, this movie sucked balls.



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Aug 21,2011 2:48pm
Yeah it probably sucks balls, but eh it's playing

(though the other film these nights is much better!)



toggletoggle post by Doomkid   at Aug 22,2011 9:34am
I once found a 'Balls Models' t-shirt outside of a venue in Richmond, VA. If I wear it to this can I get in the Coolidge VIP section?



toggletoggle post by bloblovesmusic at Aug 25,2011 5:21pm
eh why not



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Aug 25,2011 5:28pm
DONT YOU THINK THERES MORE TO LIFE THAN BEING REALLY REALLY RIDICULOUSLY GOOD LOOKING?



toggletoggle post by nekronaut  at Aug 25,2011 6:33pm
MOVIE IS GOOD.



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