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returntothepit >> discuss >> Male Birth Control by Alx_Casket on Jul 25,2011 8:31am
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toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Jul 25,2011 8:31am
http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/185955/201...ale-birth-control-contraceptive.htm

Currently the major problem with the male pill is that when you drink alcohol, it not only makes the pill ineffective, but makes dude sick too. Scientists are working hard to get around this problem. Other alternatives are being explored, such as an injectable gel into the scrote (so far this has not been shown to be reversible), or blasting one's balls with high frequency sound waves.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Jul 25,2011 8:57am
I just drive with my cell phone tucked under my junk.



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Jul 25,2011 9:15am
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said[orig][quote]
I just drive with my cell phone tucked under my junk.



toggletoggle post by Mutis  at Jul 25,2011 9:24am
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said[orig][quote]
I just drive with my cell phone tucked under my junk.


That only works if it's ringing.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 25,2011 9:31am
Or you can get snipped.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Jul 25,2011 9:31am edited Jul 25,2011 9:32am
Mutis said[orig][quote]
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said[orig][quote]
I just drive with my cell phone tucked under my junk.


That only works if it's ringing.


Explain your logic.



toggletoggle post by posbleak   at Jul 25,2011 10:06am
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]
Currently the major problem with the male pill is that when you drink alcohol, it not only makes the pill ineffective, but makes dude sick too. Scientists are working hard to get around this problem. Other alternatives are being explored, such as an injectable gel into the scrote (so far this has not been shown to be reversible), or blasting one's balls with high frequency sound waves.


Then there's RISUG, which has no side effects at all, but big pharma seems to believe that US men are too wussy to let a needle near their bits.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Jul 25,2011 10:14am
I don't think getting snipped has a good reputation for reversibility. As for needles, bring it on.



toggletoggle post by ark at Jul 25,2011 10:32am
human genophage. sterility for all. arena combat for breeding rights.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 25,2011 10:34am
PS: do want male pill.



toggletoggle post by Pires at Jul 25,2011 10:39am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
PS: do want male pill.


Too late



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jul 25,2011 10:40am
shoot it at their face. problem solved.



toggletoggle post by your (by your hopes) unlikely to exist gran at Jul 25,2011 10:43am
ark said[orig][quote]
human genophage. sterility for all. arena combat for breeding rights.
just what we need... less science and more violence!



toggletoggle post by your (by your hopes) unlikely to exist grandson at Jul 25,2011 10:45am
whoops grandson*



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Jul 25,2011 10:51am
what do we need this shit for? the pill works fine. if bitches don't wanna take that shit, then bitches can get fucked by someone elses dick, cuz BLESSED OFFAL don't rock rubber.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jul 25,2011 10:52am



toggletoggle post by posbleak   at Jul 25,2011 11:24am
Blessed_Offal said[orig][quote]
what do we need this shit for? the pill works fine.


Yeah the best part is when it kills your sex drive and brings out the zits like you're back in junior high.

Not to mention how easy it is to tell dudes you're on the pill and then collect the child support checks nine months later. This would put Maury Povich out of business.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Jul 25,2011 11:27am
Pires said[orig][quote]
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
PS: do want male pill.


Too late


ZING!



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Jul 25,2011 11:30am
I'm snipped, no care.



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Jul 25,2011 11:46am edited Jul 25,2011 11:47am
Teach that bitch to take a load to the face.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jul 25,2011 11:49am
ark said[orig][quote]
human genophage. sterility for all. arena combat for breeding rights.


Or at the very least, arena Travel Scrabble. If you can't break 150, you probably shouldn't reproduce.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Jul 25,2011 11:55am
life as an RPG, get functional mount at level 30



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jul 25,2011 11:59am
hahaha



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Jul 25,2011 12:02pm
You have been chosen for sterilization, by the department... of depopulation!


bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by ark at Jul 25,2011 12:09pm
your%20(by%20your%20hopes)%20unlikely%20to%20exist%20gran said[orig][quote]
ark said[orig][quote]
human genophage. sterility for all. arena combat for breeding rights.
just what we need... less science and more violence!


No, no, no. We need more science and less people.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jul 25,2011 12:12pm
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]
life as an RPG, get functional mount at level 30


I took a level in "booty".



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 25,2011 12:17pm
Pires said[orig][quote]
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
PS: do want male pill.


Too late
QFT



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 25,2011 12:18pm
posbleak said[orig][quote]
Not to mention how easy it is to tell dudes you're on the pill and then collect the child support checks nine months later. This would put Maury Povich out of business.
"wait, I told you that and you believed me? ha!"



toggletoggle post by pam   at Jul 25,2011 1:29pm
And no men will use it because
a) why when they could just put the responsibility off on the "the bitch"
b) it would involve seeing a doctor willingly
c) they could just pretend they can't get erect while using it. (see also: go-to condom excuse)
d) their friends will call them gay



toggletoggle post by USBM at Jul 25,2011 1:32pm
pam said[orig][quote]
And no men will use it because
a) why when they could just put the responsibility off on the "the bitch"
b) it would involve seeing a doctor willingly
c) they could just pretend they can't get erect while using it. (see also: go-to condom excuse)
d) their friends will call them gay
Simple reply, just close your legs!! or for a guy just jerk off. Problem resolved



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 25,2011 2:05pm
pam said[orig][quote]
And I hope no men will use it because
a) I love babies!



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Jul 25,2011 2:13pm
@pam: How would taking a pill to have less consequences from sex make someone gay? Perhaps something like this would increase the likelihood of a male to see a doctor willingly. A man can't say that the pill desensitizes the area like a condom does. And most men are fucking cunts/bitches too. We just can't pop out babies. YET.



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Jul 25,2011 2:18pm
SOME DAY



toggletoggle post by ShadowSD  at Jul 25,2011 2:29pm
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]
blasting one's balls with high frequency sound waves


I can't wait to see the look on the face of the first woman who gets asked "can you yell at my balls before we do it?"



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Jul 25,2011 2:31pm
pam said[orig][quote]
And no men will use it because
a) why when they could just put the responsibility off on the "the bitch"
b) it would involve seeing a doctor willingly
c) they could just pretend they can't get erect while using it. (see also: go-to condom excuse)
d) their friends will call them gay
Are you kidding me? Aside from B, because a good amount of dudes have an issue with doctors, I couldn't see the other reasons you listed actually happening? If a pill like that worked with no serious side effects, most guys would probably call this a godsend so the condom excuse goes out the window. Two pills are better then one.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Jul 25,2011 2:32pm
Ever yell into a vagina? It's more fun than you may think!



toggletoggle post by Mutis  at Jul 25,2011 2:34pm
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said[orig][quote]
Mutis said[orig][quote]
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said[orig][quote]
I just drive with my cell phone tucked under my junk.


That only works if it's ringing.


Explain your logic.


Haven't you ever popped corn with a cell phone?



toggletoggle post by ShadowSD  at Jul 25,2011 2:43pm
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]
Ever yell into a vagina? It's more fun than you may think!


REEEEECOLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH.......



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Jul 25,2011 2:57pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
shoot it at their face. problem solved.




toggletoggle post by posbleak   at Jul 25,2011 3:00pm
I've also heard that one of the reasons male birth control hasn't caught on in the US is that pharma marketers assume that women won't trust men to stay on top of their birth control. What a load.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard  at Jul 25,2011 3:24pm
"back in my day we didnt have all those fancy birth control methods....LIKE PULLING OUT"



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jul 25,2011 3:36pm
AndrewBastard said[orig][quote]
"back in my day we didnt have all those fancy birth control methods....LIKE PULLING OUT"
that man can squeeze a pair of balls.



toggletoggle post by OldFrenchWhore at Jul 25,2011 3:54pm
LOLZ at people forgetting that condoms also prevent STI's. NO BABBY? NO RUBBER! YES HEPRES!



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Jul 25,2011 3:57pm
I never worry about STD's. That's what the morning after pill is for.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 25,2011 4:02pm
Sex without condoms > way better feeling than sex with condoms.
Don't take my word for it, though, I've already reproduced. Kid is awesome and rad though, albeit my social/band/music/financial life has not been the same in 6 years.
I just want to LOL at the rttp people who end up having kids and watching their habits change drastically. Which I doubt, of course. Most of you probably won't have kids. That is, unless you realize you want them in your late 30s.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Jul 25,2011 4:06pm
Eh, I'll have kids in a few years. This black metal dream can't last forever, I mean it's been dead since the 90s anyway!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 25,2011 4:21pm
dreadkill said[orig][quote]
AndrewBastard said[orig][quote]
"back in my day we didnt have all those fancy birth control methods....LIKE PULLING OUT"
that man can squeeze a pair of balls.
that man had a kid.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jul 25,2011 7:18pm
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]
Ever yell into a vagina? It's more fun than you may think!


They don't call it "yodeling in the canyon" for nothin'.



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Jul 25,2011 11:56pm edited Jul 26,2011 12:00am
condoms are for teenagers.

I think black, puerto-rican, asian, and spanish dudes should be born with a permanent condom *edit* or just vasectomized at birth.

I also think that fat white, gorilla fucked sluts should be sterilized.



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Jul 25,2011 11:58pm
sorry, that came out as raysissssssssss



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Jul 26,2011 12:57am
Find me a lady who would be interested in receiving my seed, and I would gladly use this pill as a method of making sure she gets it while not actually getting it.



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