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returntothepit >> discuss >> Yeti is getting fired for farting by Yeti's boss on Jul 21,2011 2:12pm
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toggletoggle post by Yeti's boss at Jul 21,2011 2:12pm
The company has decided that the constant stench of your unbearably offensive flatulence is too much of a health hazard for the rest of our staff. Security and a representative from human resources will be by shortly to escort you from the building. Blasting any farts on your way out will result in your severance package being revoked. Good luck finding a new job - this will be on your permanent record.



toggletoggle post by Mark R at Jul 21,2011 2:16pm
You hired a yeti man, what were you expecting?



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 21,2011 2:16pm



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jul 21,2011 2:17pm
Thread of the year.



toggletoggle post by SLAAAAG NLI at Jul 21,2011 2:20pm
honestly, I ripped a 15 second long fart only moments ago. It's been a good day.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 21,2011 2:21pm
i've been farting shrapnel all morning. nearing the danger zone...



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Jul 21,2011 2:28pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
Thread of the year.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jul 21,2011 2:31pm



toggletoggle post by Mark R at Jul 21,2011 2:33pm
Human Fartsources



toggletoggle post by SLAAAAG NLI at Jul 21,2011 2:36pm
I was just taking a piss in a urinal next to the stall, some dude had what was quite possibly the most explosive wet fart I have ever heard. Assuming he's going to need a shower.


My condolences to you Yeti.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jul 21,2011 3:18pm
i fart all day, every day. my boss has some intestinal disorder that makes him fart a lot, but they smell like a bloated corpse. he douses himself in Axe spray every time he does it, so i'm always getting choked out by assy Axe. my higher boss had to tell him to stop the other day because neighboring departments were complaining, and to "spray in the bathroom". now i see him get up every 15 minutes or so, i just figure it's to fart.



toggletoggle post by arkquimanthorn at Jul 21,2011 3:24pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
assy Axe.




toggletoggle post by stench like six demons at Mar 18,2014 2:54pm
your disgusting yeti!



toggletoggle post by RTTP DEPT OF LATENT HOMOSEXUALITY at Mar 18,2014 3:45pm
Let's talk about other men's rectums.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 18,2014 4:59pm
I have a new job, new cube, new olfactories to offend.



toggletoggle post by RTTP DEPT OF LATENT HOMOSEXUALITY at Mar 18,2014 10:42pm
No pics, it didn't happen. Get that chocolate starfish up in here.



toggletoggle post by DFTG at Mar 31,2014 1:06pm
I'M BACK!!!



toggletoggle post by bloblovesfarting at Apr 1,2014 2:27pm
You can come work with me yeti!!!



toggletoggle post by rectal stench at Nov 26,2015 12:41pm
happy fartshitting yeti



toggletoggle post by Turkey Farts at Nov 28,2015 12:46am
My farts smell like turkey.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 29,2015 3:00am
I farted wicked bad right before reading this.



toggletoggle post by yuck fou at Apr 5,2018 10:57pm
gross!



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