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New site? Maybe some day.
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The company has decided that the constant stench of your unbearably offensive flatulence is too much of a health hazard for the rest of our staff. Security and a representative from human resources will be by shortly to escort you from the building. Blasting any farts on your way out will result in your severance package being revoked. Good luck finding a new job - this will be on your permanent record. |
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You hired a yeti man, what were you expecting? |
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honestly, I ripped a 15 second long fart only moments ago. It's been a good day. |
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i've been farting shrapnel all morning. nearing the danger zone... |
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I was just taking a piss in a urinal next to the stall, some dude had what was quite possibly the most explosive wet fart I have ever heard. Assuming he's going to need a shower.
My condolences to you Yeti. |
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i fart all day, every day. my boss has some intestinal disorder that makes him fart a lot, but they smell like a bloated corpse. he douses himself in Axe spray every time he does it, so i'm always getting choked out by assy Axe. my higher boss had to tell him to stop the other day because neighboring departments were complaining, and to "spray in the bathroom". now i see him get up every 15 minutes or so, i just figure it's to fart. |
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Let's talk about other men's rectums. |
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I have a new job, new cube, new olfactories to offend. |
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No pics, it didn't happen. Get that chocolate starfish up in here. |
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You can come work with me yeti!!! |
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My farts smell like turkey. |
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I farted wicked bad right before reading this. |
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