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returntothepit >> discuss >> Body found in state swimming pool after 2 days! by hauptpflucker on Jul 1,2011 1:30pm
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toggletoggle post by hauptpflucker   at Jul 1,2011 1:30pm
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?...06/30/national/a094149D42.DTL&tsp=1

"A friend of 36-year-old Marie Joseph said Thursday that a lifeguard knew Joseph had vanished Sunday but that the pool staff "never did anything" to try to find her.

Veronica Reis, 21, said Joseph and a friend's 9-year-old relative had gone into the Fall River pool from a slide but that after they splashed into the water, the boy noticed that Joseph hadn't come back up.

"He got up to the water and went to go tell the lifeguard," said Reis, who had driven Joseph to the pool and talked the 9-year-old afterward. "The lifeguard said he was going to do a pool check. ... They never did that. They never did anything.""




toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 1,2011 1:31pm
lol that dude is fired.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 1,2011 1:32pm
This is typical Fall Pool, MA.



toggletoggle post by Pires at Jul 1,2011 1:35pm
It's amazing the pool was open for TWO FULL DAYS before she was noticed. That means anyone who went in there, swam with the dead lady. TWO DAYS. Amazing.



toggletoggle post by David Caruso at Jul 1,2011 1:35pm
Well that's one way to do the

...puts on sunglasses...

dead man's float.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Jul 1,2011 1:48pm
There is zero chance she was in the pool. There is 98% chance her ex dumped her there and made up the story.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 1,2011 1:49pm
narkybark said[orig][quote]
There is zero chance she was in the pool. There is 98% chance her ex dumped her there and made up the story.


by my math there was actually a 2% chance she was in the pool. no?



toggletoggle post by Pires at Jul 1,2011 1:53pm
narkybark said[orig][quote]
There is zero chance she was in the pool. There is 98% chance her ex dumped her there and made up the story.


Have you been to fall river?? It's absolutely possible she was in there for two days.



toggletoggle post by hauptpflucker   at Jul 1,2011 1:55pm
Apparently the water was wicked cloudy? So much piss and excrement that it concealed the bloated rotting human?



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Jul 1,2011 1:55pm
I'm in Fall River right now, and I can assure everyone that there is someone dead floating in a pool right now somewhere in this city.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Jul 1,2011 2:46pm
Old news



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 1,2011 2:47pm
only Dead Hooker Pond is real



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jul 1,2011 3:19pm



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Jul 1,2011 3:37pm
FIMS: no, it means that there's a 2% chance some other method was used.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 1,2011 3:40pm
Ahhh..



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at Jul 1,2011 4:08pm
narkybark said[orig][quote]
There is zero chance she was in the pool. There is 98% chance her ex dumped her there and made up the story.


Agreed. Even though a stand-up community like Fall River is going through this employment lull, and most occupants are just trying to relax and get their mind off shit; there's NO FUCKING WAY a pool that small is going to house a dead body for 2 days without someone noticing the black (hardy har) form at lurking at the bottom.

The little kid whining about this person not coming out of the water has got to be a coincidence.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Jul 1,2011 9:47pm
brian_dc said[orig][quote]
I'm in Fall River right now, and I can assure everyone that there is someone dead floating in a pool right now somewhere in this city.


I live there. I wish everyone here was dead and floating in a pool.



toggletoggle post by Skinsandwich at Jul 1,2011 10:01pm
Bloated Sinker



toggletoggle post by bobnomaamrooney at Jul 1,2011 10:06pm
pam said[orig][quote]
brian_dc said[orig][quote]
I'm in Fall River right now, and I can assure everyone that there is someone dead floating in a pool right now somewhere in this city.


I live there. I wish everyone here was dead and floating in a pool.



toggletoggle post by Skinsandwich at Jul 1,2011 10:21pm
bobnomaamrooney said[orig][quote]
pam said[orig][quote]
brian_dc said[orig][quote]
I'm in Fall River right now, and I can assure everyone that there is someone dead floating in a pool right now somewhere in this city.


I live there. I wish everyone here was dead and floating in a pool.


Make it happen.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 1,2011 10:54pm
Skinsandwich said[orig][quote]
bobnomaamrooney said[orig][quote]
pam said[orig][quote]
brian_dc said[orig][quote]
I'm in Fall River right now, and I can assure everyone that there is someone dead floating in a pool right now somewhere in this city.


I live there. I wish everyone here was dead and floating in a pool.


Make it happen.
even you?



toggletoggle post by pam   at Jul 2,2011 12:11am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
Skinsandwich said[orig][quote]
bobnomaamrooney said[orig][quote]
pam said[orig][quote]
brian_dc said[orig][quote]
I'm in Fall River right now, and I can assure everyone that there is someone dead floating in a pool right now somewhere in this city.


I live there. I wish everyone here was dead and floating in a pool.


Make it happen.
even you?


No, I'm awesome.



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