Sit here and debate the arrogant hipster black metal essay contest all you want. Whine on and on about the giant dump Morbid Angel took on your faces! Bitch about posers and sell outs and how much it sucks to be a loser. It is all in vain friends. Metal sucks.

FIRST

You're dead.

Old news.

Take two of these and call me in the morning:

lol lamp, isn't that a Wren?

i know why the goatse bird sings.

I don't know what kind of bird that is, I just knew the picture would be the most appropriate response for this thread.

Yet continuously relevent.