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returntothepit >> discuss >> so what is the minimum amount you would take to blow a dude? by the_reverend on Jun 8,2011 10:40pm
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toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 8,2011 10:40pm
talking cash money. I was going to say for the ladies (pam) that they could answer how much for going down on a girl, but if I know girls, they would most likely go down on a bitch than suck off a dude.



toggletoggle post by Manjew Cock at Jun 8,2011 10:42pm
One time at band camp, a dude gave me coke just to give me a blowjob!



toggletoggle post by joeyumbrella  at Jun 8,2011 10:55pm
how much you looking to spend?



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Jun 8,2011 10:59pm
how much you got?



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Jun 8,2011 11:00pm
a lil' extra for tickling the taint



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Jun 8,2011 11:09pm
i don't wanna think about it... i need the money. :(



toggletoggle post by Goatrider  at Jun 8,2011 11:32pm
I just got blown. Meaning, my mind. By the fact that you forgot about dudes who like dudes.



toggletoggle post by douchebag_patrol at Jun 9,2011 12:36am



toggletoggle post by douchebag_patrol at Jun 9,2011 12:58am
Goatrider said[orig][quote]
I just got blown. Meaning, my mind. By the fact that you forgot about dudes who like dudes.




toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Jun 9,2011 1:02am
Let's get metaphysical



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at Jun 9,2011 1:03am



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Jun 9,2011 1:04am
I missed this law and order when it first aired:
http://efukt.com/20625_Hey_Grandma,_Show_Me_Your_Tits.html



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at Jun 9,2011 1:05am
Manjew%20Cock said[orig][quote]
One time at band camp, a dude gave me coke just to give me a blowjob!


hahahah OH GOD



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at Jun 9,2011 1:06am
WHY DID HE TELL EVERYBODY THAT??



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jun 9,2011 2:05am



toggletoggle post by ridahsofdizoom at Jun 9,2011 5:46am
I said 9000!



toggletoggle post by SLAAAAGG nli at Jun 9,2011 7:11am
Rev, I'm assuming hookers are cheap. Find yourself one and end this whole "not sure if gay" thing. And by hookers I mean men willing to touch you. The world is your glory hole.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Jun 9,2011 8:36am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
talking cash money. I was going to say for the ladies (pam) that they could answer how much for going down on a girl, but if I know girls, they would most likely go down on a bitch than suck off a dude.


Less stress on the jaw, anyway.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Jun 9,2011 8:38am
pam said[orig][quote]
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
talking cash money. I was going to say for the ladies (pam) that they could answer how much for going down on a girl, but if I know girls, they would most likely go down on a bitch than suck off a dude.


Less stress on the jaw, anyway.

GIGGIDY



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 9,2011 8:51am
see the way you get someone on this is "I would never do it"
"oh yeah? you wouldn't do it for $1 million dollars?" - me
"well... for a million dollars" - them
"see there, you go" - me
(pause for a bit so their mind doesn't explode)
"so let me get this straight, you wouldn't do at most 15 minutes of work to make what you made all last year?" - me
"hm... well..." - them
and there, you talked them down from $1,000,000 to something in the tens of thousands. Someone run a cost analysis on that. After you get them to that low, I'm sure you could talk most guys down to $5K or less. Most girls would either do it for free anyhow, but a girl blowing someone is kind of gross.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Jun 9,2011 8:57am
I'd rather die penniless and alone.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jun 9,2011 9:16am
pam said[orig][quote]
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
talking cash money. I was going to say for the ladies (pam) that they could answer how much for going down on a girl, but if I know girls, they would most likely go down on a bitch than suck off a dude.


Less stress on the jaw, anyway.


ur doin it wrong



toggletoggle post by arkquimanthorn at Jun 9,2011 9:16am
i would demand a vast sum of money depending on the situation. when are we gonna do this, rev?



toggletoggle post by pam   at Jun 9,2011 9:18am
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
pam said[orig][quote]
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
talking cash money. I was going to say for the ladies (pam) that they could answer how much for going down on a girl, but if I know girls, they would most likely go down on a bitch than suck off a dude.


Less stress on the jaw, anyway.


ur doin it wrong


She didn't complain.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jun 9,2011 9:21am
Comp my RTTP member fees for a year... and we'll talk.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jun 9,2011 9:22am
pam said[orig][quote]
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
pam said[orig][quote]
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
talking cash money. I was going to say for the ladies (pam) that they could answer how much for going down on a girl, but if I know girls, they would most likely go down on a bitch than suck off a dude.


Less stress on the jaw, anyway.


ur doin it wrong


She didn't complain.




YA GOTTA WORK THE CLIT, ROCK! THE CLIT!!! YA BUM!



toggletoggle post by Sinistas   at Jun 9,2011 9:23am
"Hey, if it'll get me a couple hundred miles across the country, I'll take a shot in the mouth"




toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Jun 9,2011 9:23am
rev, specify the dick/bro and i'll give you an estimate. people will do anything for the right money, but it depends on the dick/bro



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jun 9,2011 9:28am
You gotta have a proper dick:bro ratio.



toggletoggle post by arkquimanthorn at Jun 9,2011 9:29am
carlin did it so now i gotta do it.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Jun 9,2011 9:41am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
but a girl blowing someone is kind of gross.


!!




toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 9,2011 9:52am
jimbo !! = qft?



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Jun 9,2011 9:53am
nope. shock.



toggletoggle post by orktourass at Jun 9,2011 10:16am
yeah, what??



toggletoggle post by ShadowSD  at Jun 9,2011 10:19am
dick = bro r squared



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jun 9,2011 10:35am
if your penis was endearing, the expense would drop.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Jun 9,2011 10:39am
my penis IS endearing.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Jun 9,2011 11:04am
My penis is an endearing young charm


bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Jun 9,2011 11:06am
if i had a nickel for everytime i've said that....



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jun 9,2011 11:42am
Sinistas said[orig][quote]
"Hey, if it'll get me a couple hundred miles across the country, I'll take a shot in the mouth"

i'd blow george carlin for free if he was still alive



toggletoggle post by BlackoutRick at Jun 9,2011 1:55pm
this thread is slightly gay.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Jun 9,2011 2:21pm
this penis endearing.



toggletoggle post by brodown at Jun 9,2011 4:20pm
If you have to ask you cant afford it



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Jun 9,2011 4:31pm
brodown said[orig][quote]
If you have to ask you cant afford it


this made me lol... in front of my boss... he asked me what was so funny, and i had to straight up unplug my computer with my foot so that he wouldn't see what i was looking st... "woops, i guess i unplugged it...."



toggletoggle post by patrick at Jun 9,2011 6:20pm
never...id rather be poor



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Jun 9,2011 6:24pm
Dare I say, that is a stance that takes some BALLS to defend.



toggletoggle post by Pires at Jun 9,2011 10:13pm
I'm surprised no one said "$900" yet. No one watches workaholics?



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