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returntothepit >> discuss >> FUCK METALSUCKS.NET by arkquimanthorn on May 23,2011 12:42pm
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toggletoggle post by arkquimanthorn at May 23,2011 12:42pm
I hate this shitpile bulldozing poor excuse for a metal website. In an effort to cover everything "metal, man" they call Blut Aus Nord "not Deathspell Omega" and for new stuff they don't want to bother reviewing from unknown metal acts like Burzum, Primordial, and Pentagram they just put "meh" as their review. But the new Arch Enemy track "slays." Today was the second time I thought it was a good idea to go check out that site to waste time, but I will stick to getting my metal news from a toilet instead.




toggletoggle post by Mark_R at May 23,2011 12:47pm
Last week I went to that site and immediately got multiple virus warning pop-ups. Haven't been back since.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at May 23,2011 1:29pm
I think this is a great site..






















































FOR ME TO POOP ON!!




toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at May 23,2011 1:29pm
Shit site



toggletoggle post by nekronaut  at May 23,2011 1:30pm
Ryan is just upset that all the kids like Krallice more.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at May 23,2011 1:37pm
Tee hee



toggletoggle post by bobnomaamrooney at May 23,2011 1:50pm
I know someone who reviewed the new Burzum record and its on wikipedia.



toggletoggle post by Slag at May 23,2011 2:36pm
Metal does suck.



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at May 23,2011 2:42pm
worst reviewers ever.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at May 23,2011 2:43pm
Slag said[orig][quote]
Metal does suck.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at May 23,2011 5:14pm
goatcatalyst said[orig][quote]
Shit site for ironic scene metal kids



toggletoggle post by conservationist  at May 23,2011 6:56pm
arkquimanthorn said[orig][quote]
I hate this shitpile bulldozing poor excuse for a metal website. In an effort to cover everything "metal, man" they call Blut Aus Nord "not Deathspell Omega" and for new stuff they don't want to bother reviewing from unknown metal acts like Burzum, Primordial, and Pentagram they just put "meh" as their review. But the new Arch Enemy track "slays." Today was the second time I thought it was a good idea to go check out that site to waste time, but I will stick to getting my metal news from a toilet instead.


The last few years have brought a whole wave of hipster-friendly "metal" websites, inspired (regrettably, as Cosmo Lee is a talented writer) by imitation of Invisible Oranges and its ironic, self-mocking approach. They seem to be great for people who basically want to listen to hard rock, and will be in "metal" for 18 months listening to stoner doom, post-metal and indie metal.

My problem is that I like many of them as people -- but I am appalled by the damage they cause.



toggletoggle post by Poser Folk Metal Fan at May 23,2011 7:10pm
conservationist said[orig][quote]
arkquimanthorn said[orig][quote]
I hate this shitpile bulldozing poor excuse for a metal website. In an effort to cover everything "metal, man" they call Blut Aus Nord "not Deathspell Omega" and for new stuff they don't want to bother reviewing from unknown metal acts like Burzum, Primordial, and Pentagram they just put "meh" as their review. But the new Arch Enemy track "slays." Today was the second time I thought it was a good idea to go check out that site to waste time, but I will stick to getting my metal news from a toilet instead.


The last few years have brought a whole wave of hipster-friendly "metal" websites, inspired (regrettably, as Cosmo Lee is a talented writer) by imitation of Invisible Oranges and its ironic, self-mocking approach. They seem to be great for people who basically want to listen to hard rock, and will be in "metal" for 18 months listening to stoner doom, post-metal and indie metal.

My problem is that I like many of them as people -- but I am appalled by the damage they cause.


LOL YOU ARE DESCRIBING MOST NEW ENGLAND METAL HEADS FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at May 23,2011 7:30pm



toggletoggle post by BSV at Dec 17,2011 3:14pm
I must say as much as I dismay the majority of content they "publish" there is a story or two that can kinda catch my interest.

HOWEVER, the meat of it is terrible terrible writing. Without a doubt some of the worst quality reviews I've ever read. Guest writers they feature are just lame. The site itself can't seem to review anything distant from a major label promo pack and if they do dig on a some unsigned band it's due to the fact that some guest writer is friends with them and hoping to get a spot on a guestlist with some free swag.

I was deeply enthralled when Ash/Sumerian Records got into it with the entire staff, fucking amazing, say what you will about the man but he knows his shit and made the entire staff look like a joke.


Blog/Writer of year for me isFrom the Dust Returned

It would nice to see more "writers" practice and hone their craft by listening to material from all over the map of time and genres. As opposed to the posertrend of only touching bigger label current roster releases.



toggletoggle post by bobnomaamrooney at Dec 17,2011 5:35pm
Another place I'll never write for :'(



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Dec 17,2011 5:56pm edited Dec 17,2011 5:56pm
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
goatcatalyst said[orig][quote]
Shit site for ironic scene metal kids and Robin Williams



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Feb 18,2012 11:52am
bump



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 18,2012 12:16pm
WE'RE RELEVANT, YEAH-YEAH



toggletoggle post by Hipster Metal is Raviolis at Feb 18,2012 7:45pm
It is an ironic site.

Twee and hip.



toggletoggle post by Woah!_Shut_It_Down!  at Feb 19,2012 3:13am
Speak English Or Write For Metalsucks



toggletoggle post by Stuff White People Like Metal is Hipster Raviolis at Feb 19,2012 4:59pm
Oh come on, we need more irony in metal, that way we can be just like punk.



toggletoggle post by ark at Aug 3,2012 10:23am
fuck metalsucks, again



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Aug 3,2012 10:30am
BSV had all his shit deleted.

AWESOME



toggletoggle post by ark at Aug 27,2012 3:00pm
BSV said[orig][quote]
I must say as much as I dismay the majority of content they "publish" there is a story or two that can kinda catch my interest.

HOWEVER, the meat of it is terrible terrible writing. Without a doubt some of the worst quality reviews I've ever read. Guest writers they feature are just lame. The site itself can't seem to review anything distant from a major label promo pack and if they do dig on a some unsigned band it's due to the fact that some guest writer is friends with them and hoping to get a spot on a guestlist with some free swag.

I was deeply enthralled when Ash/Sumerian Records got into it with the entire staff, fucking amazing, say what you will about the man but he knows his shit and made the entire staff look like a joke.


Blog/Writer of year for me isFrom the Dust Returned

It would nice to see more "writers" practice and hone their craft by listening to material from all over the map of time and genres. As opposed to the posertrend of only touching bigger label current roster releases.


bump for looking for this blog again and finding it. cheers



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Aug 27,2012 3:27pm
twigsandberries.net



toggletoggle post by ærk at Feb 1,2013 10:03am
bump for kelly kimm



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