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returntothepit >> discuss >> International Day of Slayer -- June 6, 2011 by conservationist on May 21,2011 3:14pm
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toggletoggle post by conservationist  at May 21,2011 3:14pm
The Inter-National Day of Slayer is coming up on June 6, 2011.



The International Day of Slayer is a worldwide holiday for metalheads by metalheads.

is an emblem of metal: fast, powerful, still alien to the mainstream after 28 years.

If every other religious, ethnic and political group gets their own holiday, we deserve one too.



On June 6th:

Who is Slayer

Slayer is a band from California. Their music has come to epitomize Satanic speed metal music in the latter half of the 20th century. Their 1986 album, "Reign in Blood" is one of the single most influential metal albums of all time, typified by the modern classic "Angel of Death".

How to Celebrate


* Listen to Slayer at full blast in your car.
* Listen to Slayer at full blast in your home.
* Listen to Slayer at full blast at your place of employment.
* Listen to Slayer at full blast in any public place you prefer.

DO NOT use headphones! The objective of this day is for everyone within earshot to understand that it is the National Day of Slayer. National holidays in America aren't just about celebrating; they're about forcing it upon non-participants.
Taking that participation to a problematic level

* Stage a "Slay-out." Don't go to work. Listen to Slayer.
* Have a huge block party that clogs up a street in your neighborhood. Blast Slayer albums all evening. Get police cruisers and helicopters on the scene. Finish with a full-scale riot.
* Spray paint Slayer logos on churches, synagogues, or cemeteries.
* Play Slayer covers with your own band (since 99% of your riffs are stolen from Slayer anyway).
* Kill the neighbor's dog and blame it on Slayer.

Visit the International Day of Slayer website for more information!

Where to purchase Slayer albums

If you don't already have at least one Slayer album in your collection, purchase from amazon.com:

[URL=http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000001C6K?tag=darklegions-20][URL=http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000062YAZ?tag=darklegions-20][URL=http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000062YB3?tag=darklegions-20][URL=http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000062YB1?tag=darklegions-20][IMG" TARGET=4>http://www.nationaldayofslayer.org/slayer/...ayer-seasons_in_the_abyss.jpg[/IMG][URL=http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000062YAY?tag=darklegions-20][/URL" TARGET=6>

Reviews of Slayer albums

* [URL=http://www.anus.com/metal/slayer#haunting_the_chapel]Slayer - Haunting the Chapel
* Slayer - Show No Mercy
* Slayer - Hell Awaits
* Slayer - Reign in Blood
* Slayer - South of Heaven
* Slayer - Seasons in Abyss
* Slayer - Decade of Aggression

Follow us on Social Networks

* Last.fm: National Day of Slayer
* MySpace: National Day of Slayer
* Twitter: NatlDayOfSlayer
* Facebook: International Day of Slayer
* YouTube: National Day of Slayer

Relevant Artists

If you like Slayer, also try:

*
* [URL=http://www.anus.com/metal/mortuary]Mortuary

*
* [URL=http://www.anus.com/metal/bathory]Bathory

*

Thanks for reading!

- [URL=http://nationaldayofslayer.org/]The International Day of Slayer
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toggletoggle post by Goatrider  at May 21,2011 4:08pm
Now, I'm looking for a good way of blasting Slayer at a playground, and probably an outdoor funeral as well. What should I consider when purchasing battery-operated speakers? Clarity at high volumes is important, of course... what else?



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at May 21,2011 4:10pm
best post



toggletoggle post by Skinsandwich at May 21,2011 4:10pm
Can't talk, beating off to womens College softball on ESPN.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at May 21,2011 4:15pm
meh



toggletoggle post by conservationist  at May 21,2011 4:28pm
Goatrider said[orig][quote]
Now, I'm looking for a good way of blasting Slayer at a playground, and probably an outdoor funeral as well. What should I consider when purchasing battery-operated speakers? Clarity at high volumes is important, of course... what else?


You need a generator, man. I'll see if I can dig one up.



toggletoggle post by thirdknuckle  at May 21,2011 4:32pm
Sorry, June 6th is Ted Nugent Day here at Knucklehaus



toggletoggle post by Elihhcb at May 21,2011 4:43pm
Only 6/6/06 was real



toggletoggle post by conservationist  at May 22,2011 12:49pm
SLAYER eternal!



toggletoggle post by tub o‘ lard w/ wooden stick at May 22,2011 5:00pm
the national day of gayer



toggletoggle post by conservationist  at May 22,2011 7:07pm
I LOVE SODOMY



toggletoggle post by conservationist  at May 23,2011 1:00am



toggletoggle post by bobnomaamrooney at May 23,2011 1:21am
Only go to school if you attend Thayer Academy and you change sign to read SLayer Academy.



toggletoggle post by tub o‘ lard w/ wooden stick at May 23,2011 6:50am
NOM NOM NOM



toggletoggle post by conservationist  at May 23,2011 7:11pm
Sugared lard is my favorite snack. On cheese.



toggletoggle post by conservationist  at Jun 5,2011 9:14pm



Heavy metal is a type of culture. It's an elective culture, meaning that we choose it and are not born into it. But it has its own values. We love heavy fast riffs. We think evil is as important as good. We think ugly sound can be beautiful.

Our values clash with a lot of other cultures and philosophies.

Since all of them get protection and their own rules because they are officially recognized, it's time we get recognized. The International Day of Slayer, which occurs on June 6 every year, is our chance to be recognized as a type of culture: the heavy metal culture. -


Of all the metal since the genre started in 1970, Slayer stands alone for being creative, intense and dark but powerful. Listening to Slayer won't make you feel good about life, but it will make you want to kick life's ass.

This is why Slayer is the symbol of heavy metal. There are none more capable of expressing the pure metal spirit. This June 6, celebrate the International Day of Slayer by blasting the first five albums at neighbors, family and authority figures.

[URL=http://nationaldayofslayer.org/]The International Day of Slayer -- June 6, 2011





toggletoggle post by NuclearWinter at Jun 5,2011 9:57pm
conservationist said[orig][quote]
I LOVE SODOM


ME TOO!



toggletoggle post by Slayer > Craisins at Jun 6,2011 1:43pm

bennyhillifier

Blasting this today, best Slayer song ever especially the ridiculous riffs at the end.



toggletoggle post by NuclearWinter at Jun 6,2011 2:07pm
Thread needs more Stormwitch:

bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by GregD-Blessedoffal  at Jun 6,2011 11:00pm
Every day is fucking Slayer day.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Jun 7,2011 12:08am
"Jesus Saves" and "Hell Awaits" played on the local innernet jukebox, much to the chagrin of indigenous buttdarts. Observed.



toggletoggle post by nekronaut  at Jun 7,2011 12:46am
Panzerbastard and Ipissifuck FTW.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Jun 7,2011 1:07am
Birthday N-words



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