http://www.foxnews.com/
http://www.cnn.com


LMAO!

was just coming to post this.
semper fudge GWB.

couldn't ask for better political timing

ya dead.

changes nothing, but this is a nice thing. Granted, I thought I voted for him last election.

tweet that made me laugh: dokheisenberg Doktor Heisenberg
Obama to America: "Here's my birth certificate... AND BIN LADEN'S FUCKING CORPSE! HAPPY NOW??"

Countdown to the Republicans somehow making this un-American...

Weren't there a bunch of reports getting thrown around lately that there's a dirty bomb in europe that'll be set off if Bin Laden dies?

I'm wicked pumped about this.

It doesn't matter if he's dead or not, the US government was behind the 9/11 attacks

Shut the fuck up.

This could be the very definition of OLD NEWS.

Lest I remind all you folks, bin Laden was a huge CIA asset at one point. The bin Laden family has close ties to the Bush family, as well as many other prestigious families in America. this is not a conspiracy, it is fact.

Not once was he ever convicted of causing 9/11. In the FBI's top 10 most wanted list, there was no mention of 9/11 under his name.

This is all part of the plan, and as Pam pointed out, look at the bigger picture with the series of events as of late. The Arab nations are revolting (yes, you can also thank the CIA for that), the Birth Certificate scheme, and now this. Everything added up over the past few months is subtle propaganda to those who do not look outside the bi-partisan agenda - those same people who buy into the propaganda we are fed from the powers that be. They want us to feel good about what's going on, and back our imperialistic dreams 100%.

Do not believe this for one moment, as it was purposely released until now, and he could have been dead for years, or not dead at all. Remember the fake bin Laden video that the CIA concocted up then sold it as the real thing? This is all part of the plan... the plan to destablize the world and set up an organized global government, with Western-influenced imperialism dominating the scene. This will eventually lead into major conflicts between the West and East. Rejoice friends, for this "news" does not matter in the slightest of ways.

It's true.

ya 10 year anniversery too.

U MAD BRO? YEAH BRO, U HELLA MAD




AMURICUH

Make me faggot!

i forsee very bad things following this news.

9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB

AND MOSSAD ORGANIZED IT


DROP YOUR PRIDE AND ACCEPT THE FACTS

And today is the MISSION ACCOMPLISHED codpiece incident anniversary...hilarious, Obama. HILARIOUS.

DO 500 HAIL MARYS AND TOUCH ALTAR BOYS ABOUT IT, FAGGOT

LOLLING AT YOUR FAX

best part his he cut off Trump's celebrity apprentice at the very end.

oh SNAP.

in b4 people hate "truthers" as much as "birthers" because they're crazy people who are anti-american.

nah, just people who love history and understand that false flag events happen ALL OF THE TIME, ALL THROUGHOUT HISTORY.

Nero burning Rome? check
Hitler burning the Reichstag? check
Lusitania sinking? check
pre-conceived notions of pearl harbor? check
Gulf of Tonkin incident? check
9/11? check

This is the only place where conspiracy theories are acceptable and encouraged. And no, I'm not just being fed imperialist propaganda, I have plenty of dissent for government but I support my country and I applaud our efforts from a military standpoint.

If this is indeed true, this is a huge turning point in the war effort and will have global repercussions. Middle East turmoil either might escalate or subside. We shall see.

Oh, and for the record, I'm not Catholic nor do I believe in Catholicism or even remotely support anything they do or support the Catholic Church's existence so any religious jab made at me is just kinda dumb.

this is also works as a morale boost for troops loosing faith in the war effort.

how bout another 10 years boys?!

RIP

The government now has the burden of proof so we'll have to watch this whole thing play out.

You're still a faggot, faggot.

hahahahahah

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuzK3Kb7gEA/URL]

this is gonna be about pakistan next.

wrong assholes I'm still alive, ha ha

after 10 years, I can finally put this shirt on. BRING HIM BACK

I love the fact that people already think the government is faking it. I hate conspiracy theorists.

Faking what? That he was a CIA asset and ally with America? I used to like you because you like beer, but go fuck yourself.

i wonder how Obama's approval ratings will go up tomorrow? you can haz re-election now.

Wait, does this mean we can leave Afghanistan now??

Hopefully

how else are we gonna invade the next country?

I dunno...he is still black.

michele bachmann is going to be pissed when someone tells her it is osama, not obama.

repost of facebook status

but bobnomaamrooney said it best on fb:

"You can kill a man but you can't kill an idea. Alternately, we're still going to be taking off our shoes and turning over water bottles at the airport, our government is still going to detain people indefinitely without charging them, drones are still going to take out 10 innocent people to get to 1 guilty party.

We took an L."

Its gonna be difficult avoiding conversations about this at work.

ROOT SPEW SHIRT

Anne Frank, your days as world hide and seek champion are over!

i'm going to be wearing my dead man shirt to work tomorrow. everyone I work with are brainwashed conservatives so I'm sure they'll give me high fives. that's when i'll drop the inside job bomb on them

and for the record, fuck conservatives and liberals. only demolishing both ways of thought is real.

Who?

The guitarist from Opeth?

about time

Only the blackvault.com is real. Ill hold box cutters that I stole from ex shaws stock employees to your neck.

And lastly, only drunken metal head bangers that advocate anarchy yet completely conform to a black metal costume and elitist for elitist sake lifestyle are real. And only if you look exactly, sound exactly and turn your once warm and expensive levi jean jacket into a walking billboard of metal band logos is real. Logo walking billboard metal jean vest predate your nike logo just do it bullshit. Only billboard metal vests did it first and are real.

No no no. Faking that he's dead. People think the government is faking that he died.

Immortal13, go play metal core and be proud to be american. Your dad will love you for it.

from INFOWARS.COM lol

"Eight years ago, Alex Jones exposed that Bin Laden was frozen in 2002 and plans to bring him out and declare him killed at a later date were made."

lol at Osama troll. I am stoked that this finally happened. I was making fun of people that don't think he's/you're really dead.

HAH!

American, I mean "DUDE" or "METAL DUDE", I am not dead. I told you my story in another thread, read it or GTFO of America and move to IRANin camo pants...

Arilliusbm, you better box cut this immortal13 guy or you will be cut from my payroll and I will have to sub out your job to blackwater I mean z...

lol

he's with dimebag now

bennyhillifier
cat plays the piano or GTFO

I've already done my fair share of posting/trolling about "conspiracy" shit here for a while.
Point being, all of you have the brains to make a proper judgement on this situation.
As the valedictorian of Wolfy's school for the blind, the only thing I ask of you is to open up your mind to the bigger picture. Try to foresee what the repercussions of this will be.
Question everything the mainstream media feeds us, whether or not it threatens your Patriotism or love for this country.
We live in a world that is owned and controlled by a select few individuals and companies, and certain happenings are all part of the grand scheme of things.
Think of this moment as the end of a chapter in American history - a chapter that would most likely contain blacked-out text due to our internal hidden agenda.

We are nothing but tiny grains of sand on a giant conglomerated privately-owned beach. We are overwhelmingly meaningless and idle.. and as the waves of time gently crash ashore, the owner of the private beach sits back and laughs.

life is nothing but a dream, and consciousness is nothing but a void of uncontrolled thoughts, all interwoven by threads of time and fate. Not only was Osama bin Laden a grain of sand just like us; he was but a grain of sand that was hand-chosen by the owner of the beach and selected to represent the scapegoat of society, as we move into a controlled world.

Just like a beach in real life, the grains of sand become wet with each wave. We're going to see a temporary sprout in patriotism, as well as a spike in political polls. Not only are we undermining the Arab world from inside, we are also pulling a card out of our sleeve on this one.

They are truly setting up 2012 for something bigger to happen. Whether or not you can see that, it's up to you. They're using negative stigma attached to 2012 to their advantage. All in due time... all in due time.

If only Trey Parker and Matt Stone had a way to collect royalties from people updating facebook with "America! FUCK YEAH!" status updates.

aril, Chinatown Gate or GTFO!

http://interactive.foxnews.com/livestream/live.html?chanId=4

LOL @ LIVE FEED OF THE PARTY OUTSIDE OF THE WHITEHOUSE!

Hahaha I knew this wouldn't take long:

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Thank you Obama, but the emir is in another castle.

even espn.com has a headline about it.

hjahahaha

See, even the gangsta thug community knows what's up.

only using goggle to troll CNN.com for 30 minutes is real.




..and then they deleted it

kill yourself, altar boy

Found this on a random blog about the mexican drug war. hmmm, i think i see some pixels.

some?

looks more real than any birth certificates I've seen.

yeah I dont think that picture is meant to be a real shot of dead osama. I bet the dude who writes the blog just doctored up some pic. Just like when a new game console or iphone is coming out and the internet is flooded with supposed pictures of the real thing.

Lets wait and see what gets officially released. I'm not saying I have to see a picture of the madman riddled with bullets to feel satisfied but....it definitely couldn't hurt.

Fuck, this bothers the hell out of me... It really does feel like the set up to something big and really fucking ugly...

Even if it's not the precursor to more attacks on US soil or an upsurge in the legal attack on those who question the Wall St./Langley/Pentagon Official Conspiracy Theory of 9/11 (thought-crime laws are far too close for comfort these days), this is The Big Lie in action and it's repulsive. I see a lot less reason to believe this than reports of OBL's demise on or around Dec. 13 '01. Alex Jones is a prick, but he might be right about the freezing scenario, if the National Security State even plans to trot out any alleged remains. In the current climate of mass mind-control and propaganda, the need for consistent, believable proof for the public has become mostly unnecessary. Millions of USAns continue to believe Hussein and Bin Laden were in league together after all; the burden of proof for all official National Security State proclamations in the mainstream political dialogue makes the Salem witch trials look like meticulous, scientific investigation.

We are only about 4 months from the 10th anniversary of the attacks and momentum against the official story has dwindled a fair deal on a political level, but on the level of mass-consciousness, the momentum has pretty steadily increased, pretty much consistently since the congressional whitewash committee released its report. Even if, as I said, this isn't the precursor to any particular violence or repression, the "Global War On Terror" goes on, regardless of what Obama calls it, and the Official Conspiracy Theory is obviously in need of a serious bolstering. In these trying economic times, it's important that the American bloodlust be stoked sufficiently to insure that congress doesn't accidentally trim too much of the War... excuse me, Defense (!) budget in the "austerity" process. Two Minutes Hate, and all that...

haha stupid americans, osama might be dead but we will still here to FUCK SHIT UP. I found RTTP on google. FUCK YOU US AMERICA...ALL DEAD SOON

What were you looking for? Rich Horror n00dz?

stupid american, who is rich horror? why is he so horrible?

i was searching for Rwanda Tank Testimonial Preliminaries but i got this american board that is so stupid because i hate americans!

americans are so gay

Is this real?

Translation of Funeral Article in Egyptian Paper:
al-Wafd, Wednesday, December 26, 2001 Vol 15 No 4633

News of Bin Laden's Death
and Funeral 10 days ago

Islamabad -
A prominent official in the Afghan Taleban movement announced yesterday the death of Osama bin Laden, the chief of al-Qa'da organization, stating that binLaden suffered serious complications in the lungs and died a natural and quiet death. The official, who asked to remain anonymous, stated to The Observer of Pakistan that he had himself attended the funeral of bin Laden and saw his face prior to burial in Tora Bora 10 days ago. He mentioned that 30 of al-Qa'da fighters attended the burial as well as members of his family and some friends from the Taleban. In the farewell ceremony to his final rest guns were fired in the air. The official stated that it is difficult to pinpoint the burial location of bin Laden because according to the Wahhabi tradition no mark is left by the grave. He stressed that it is unlikely that the American forces would ever uncover any traces of bin Laden.

bennyhillifier

You write like someone with down-syndrome.

i'm with arilliusbm -

the amount of people taking this news at face value is hilarious, absurd, terrifying, sad - can't decide!

p.s. Alex Jones is a phony conspiracy-theorist double agent and effortlessly has the entire conspiracy theory community flocking to him and feeding him any info he wants. I wouldn't doubt that in the future he "gets locked up", or "commits suicide", or "overdoses" (i.e. goes into hiding, having procured tomes of information on the conspiracy theory community). his documentaries and antics are too forced to be believable.

I must say... It's only been 8 hours and I'm already sick of how people talk about him. USA = brainwashed, even though this is a moral victory for what we has been projected as reality

bennyhillifier

"buried at sea"

body? what body? idk, lol

ITT: people honking at me in Framingham center for wearing the dead man shirt

Lol @ 96.9 saying how it's Bush's doing because the intelligence about bin Laden's courier was gathered under his reign.

Really? Buried at sea? After a decade of this nonsense and the videos of Saddam hanging, they don't show any actual proof of Bin Laden's body? Uggghh.

It's to respect Islamic law.

Yeah I'm a priest like you're a dictionary salesman.

You know the Navy Seals that took his ass out took pictures. Give it time, it has only been 24 hours.

WINNING!

any word on if they asked Osama what he thought of Kate's dress?

any word?

ANYTHING?!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/02/o...ad-abbottabad-mansion_n_856206.html

I can't believe I'm feeding into this bullshit. I, myself, think he's been dead for quite some time. Obviously, there's going to be an annoyingly amount of conspiracy theories. But I do think we did kill him, but it just wasn't yesterday.

HUGE brand new state police command center vehicle just drove by me in Framingham. Definitely going to Boston.

Remember when the news was telling us he died from a kidney infection?

YOU GET ME THAT HAPPY-TIME DIALYSIS MACHINE

loling and cringing at the same time @ this photo popping up all over people's facebooks. Hilarious that anyone would buy this, but also terrifying what people will believe. Any idea where it came from?

Also, a friend of mine is at Ft. Dix. They're currently on high alert (but still posting on facebook).

i've been waiting for the official photo of his body so i can say it looks shopped.

Eloquent use of the photoshop burn tool.

OK, this is all bugging me, so I'm just going to say it: he is dead, and he has not been dead for long. The CTs fail on their own merits.

If it was a covert plan for the government to gain strength, they wouldn't have sat on the news through the 2010 elections when it would have reversed the result for them. I'm all about skepticism and critical thinking when there's a logic basis for it but this is teh stupid.

People were claiming Bin Laden might be dead for years, as for a long time it was in the media to take heat off Bush for never catching him. The line went that MAYBE the videos and audio from new releases are years old and being released by supporters, MAYBE this and MAYBE that - and it all seemed quite possible, but you know what I said over and over at the time? He's still alive - and for the very reason, oddly enough that all the CTs are relying on (but just doing so incorrectly): from the reaction in the last twelve hours in this country, it's OBVIOUS that no politician remotely interested in power could sit on the news of his death, as there would be absolutely zero benefit in doing so.

Also, claiming his death and not being able to prove it would be pointless (actually it would be a negative and not worth the effort), so they're not bluffing any more than Saddam Hussein is living on an island somewhere on a resort (he's not - he's dead).

OBL is too, because our government actually LOOKED for him in the last couple years, instead of tacitily letting him live (and really, that IS what happened for about six years) so he could keep alive justification for the War on Terrrrrr Orwellian "everyone agree with us or your a traitor" Groupthink that owned the mass media for years. That much of the conspiracy was true, sadly enough. Weekend at Osama's with the corpse that ain't dead, however, is a bridge too far in this case.

Where's the facts?

Lot of thinking outside the box all up in this thread.

Osama may be the only person who knows who killed Laura Palmer.

fuck

LOL

BREAKING NEWS: RANDY COUTURE DID THE DEED:

Since he's just one man who isn't even involved in Taliban field operations anymore, nope. And what sort of turmoil? Islam extremists or young democracy advocates?

This won't change anything. Osama has been on the scene a long time, since his daddy's Saudi construction company became the largest private construction company in the WORLD in 1966, which led him to fund Afghan mujahedin fighting the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan in the 80's, WITH USA'S HELP, because anybody fighting the Soviets must be good, right?

You only know about him because MSM needed a scapegoat for 9/11 and the 2001 Afghan invasion, which the Soviets already tried in the early 80's with the same imperialist goal and failed miserably.

American arrogance is at an all-time high. There has been "turmoil" in the Middle East for 5,000 years, before Islam and before imperialism. Afghanistan and Pakistan have NEVER been conquered or influenced by any outside power.

yuuup.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_war_in_Afghanistan

and we're still living on the cold war machine. Enlist today!

http://www.scribd.com/doc/2945046/How-the-CIA-created-Osama-bin-Laden

OBL is CIA. Just relax and take the fist.

This is all fact. But Jim I'm only with you half way here. The NWO is a typical fall back for the CT's out there but I can't buy it because China and India won't fall in line, and it's impossible to stay alive without playing nice with them. Just saying.

meanwhile.. china continues to dump the dollar sending us further into economic turmoil.. but who cares! we killed osama!

It's going to be West vs. East. Simple as that. We'll take what allies we have in the East, but ultimately the major conflict that will change the world forever will be the Western move towards complete domination. Consider the two major powers as like playing a game of chess.

China and India have big chess pieces. Like, mammoth. Dinosauric.

ITT: Always being at war with East Asia. Never being at war with Eurasia.

Indeed they do. But they don't have the cheat code (ala, "Israel")

There are too many living witnesses that would inevitably leak for any of this to be false, from what I am now reading. There were several women and children in the compound, one woman was used as a human shield and killed, two other women were injured, but everyone else other than Bin Laden and three other men who were killed had not a scratch. Countless people in the highly populated area heard the forty minute gunfight.

ITT: shadowsd believes everything he hears on fox news.

i wouldnt say that ... otherwise he would believe that Osama was killed 10 years ago as reported by Fox News directly.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0%2c2933%2c41576%2c00.html

ITT: there is no such "deathstar"

Forty minute gun fight and only one person dead? Where are we, roxbury?

5 dead...OBL, the "human shield" lady, and 3 others

Actually, the right-wing news outlets are putting out headlines that say "Bin Laden killed, says President", the latter half implying that there's still skepticism about it. The fact is they just can't bear to admit that their arch enemy killed their white whale. In a way, it's as hard for them to fit into their world view to accept as him being President.

But it's interesting you said that, because when I wrote my last post I was actually thinking of Fox News as an example of why leaving so many witnesses to blab is begging for a giant intelligence fail: back when the country Georgia was at war with a small region in the area, and the Russians were defending the little guys, McCain/Republicans/Fox/The Usual Suspects were talking about how we should go in militarily and help the poor helpless Georgians, so they brought on this wife and daughter from over there on Fox News to talk about how awful the Russians were. Instead, they told the anchor exactly the opposite of where his questions were leading, and the segment made an ass of the network and all the hawks. People always talk, eventually, if enough of them know something, media is EVERYWHERE now between TV and Internet, and I can't see that kind of sloppiness being used in something - the death of Bin Laden - that will be perceived (rightly or wrongly) as pivotal to people around the world.

I'm sure what the media is saying is partly true and partly not true

There will be boring people on the internet who fully believe it or fully don't believe it (Alex Jones has to continue to feed his family). I'm using this as an opportunity to make obtuse jokes about Twin Peaks because I'm bored and life is mostly stale.

ITT: Master of reading comprehension tells me I believe Fox News.



In all seriousness though, your general point on this one is right, even with five dead that's pretty amazing. No civilians dead outside, no troops dead, no children harmed. It's really important because dead civilians prolong the wars we're in and incite the wars of the future.

http://www.boingboing.net/2011/05/01/local-man-apparently.html

Being on a blackberry while I posted that, I had only seen the "one woman" part. Hense the reason I said "one person". I guess I really am as dumb as everyone says I am based on posts on this here forum.

Oh well, everyone commence the pissing contest while I go study 8th grade social studies to put basis to my paltry and invalid arguments

Win.

GUYS: OPEN YOUR EYES

Bin Laden was killed years ago, they're just NOW releasing that info now..its all about timing and the upcoming election...

PUT ON YOUR TIN FOIL HATS!

is your sm broken?

sm?

sarcasm meter.

A+

ya'll knew this was coming:


bennyhillifier

fantastic

Two points,

1) Awash in blood, disordered closet, night in Pakistan. We crash landed into the courtyard, assault rifles and aisle seat tickets on the way to magnetic death. A pane of glass, broken three ways. Fucking chicken should have moved its ass, now our cover is broken and we are exposed. I go in first in the name of the Queen, Breitbart close behind me. Corner, hall, corner, Osama. We invert the way in on our way out, slug body on shoulder pad and bloody dust in our treads.

2) What is the legacy of an answer? If I could take back the worst shots, would I give up the best? Why the FUCK does MillenialKingdom have shit cereal for brains?

that video is freaking awesome.

If Wolfy keeps up this A+ posting pattern, pretty soon whoever it is will overtake George Zimmer as being the best RTTP troll of all time.

i have a feeling they are the same person.

*cough*DYA*cough*

GODDAMN that picture is beautiful

nasty cold ya got there.

i dont even HAVE an internets.

pish posh.. it is now available on an easy to install compact discograph.

Obviously you need to change your tubes and bias your interwebs.

People are so quick to believe this is a photoshop. it's not. Open your eyes people, your all morans.

hahahaha. So this is what I miss when I actually do work, at work.

bennyhillifier


Dun Goof'd

I don't think you're wrong, but this also doesn't mean that all of Jones's information is bad. Disinfo agents who strictly offer bogus information aren't able to sustain the kind of limited success Jones has.

Wow, thanks for clearing that up! I never looked at it that way before!

I don't believe in a NWO per se, at least not as an organized cabal or society, but by and far, the organizations that push us towards some sort of "NWO" are dominated by Anglo-Germano-Dutch-American financial interests, with some participation from capitalists and bankers from elsewhere. Asian capitalists have been brought into the fold via the Trilateral Commission, but ultimately the economic/political/military globalization project was well under way before David Rockefeller formed that group in the 1970's. It could certainly be traced to blatantly racist roots that advocate a white-dominated global imperialism, such as the Round Table groups, pioneered by diamond magnate Cecil Rhodes to foster the ambitions of the British empire. The Royal Institute Of International Affairs which sprouted out of this was funded by the big banking families of the UK (Astor, Rothschild, the House of Windsor), and the US's equivalent Council On Foreign Relations was pioneered by Edward Mandell House (among others); in addition to alleged KKK ties, House was a close advisor to the rabid bigot Woodrow Wilson, and a founder of the Federal Reserve.

So I think it's worth considering the endurance of the Western-dominated secret financial/diplomatic networks over the recent expanded economic power of China, India, Brazil, etc. Even if the faces of organizations like the CFR, RIAA, Bilderberg Group, etc. have gotten a bit more diverse, they are still structured around a premise of Western-rule and colonialism.

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Video footage of what Obama supposedly watched in "real time" of the operation or it never happened....

Pretty gnarly though if that's true, the president gets to watch real time video of the most covert spec ops mission in decades. Dood that pulled the trigger could prolly put a hole, dead nuts center, through a dime from a mile away.

Headbanging Man, I agree with a lot of the stuff you say here. Someday I'll have to grab a beer with you at a show and ignore the show just to talk about this stuff

bennyhillifier
Any one else remember this?

Don't act like you've never committed an act of terrorism in the bedroom like this:

yep. then she and everyone involved with this interview were killed.

THE BALLAD OF OSAMA BIN LADEN

true true, i agree completely. from his documentaries that i have, a lot of it is totally believable and understandable and has been corroborated by countless other docs and journalists etc., but when he gets to this super long-term predictions and extrapolations it comes off more like a sci-fi movie. if he is a "narc", he's both a good and bad one. good in that he has probably opened up tons of naive folks minds on things like 9/11 or the Bilderberg group etc... but bad in terms of the utter cheesy and forced delivery and lack of nuance in knowing how to portray himself, and ultimately betraying himself. IMHO of course.

Thread is seriously lacking a dose of myatt.

I fucking wish. If I was Obama I'd have lit a cigarette, kicked the podium over and invited the entire country to suck my dick.

But there's one of many, many reasons I'll never be president that include having a vagina and my post history on RTTP.

I'm sure a vagina will be President in the next 20 years.

but yeah, not you. too damning being here.

I'm sure too, and I'll enjoy watching white men everywhere flip the fuck out for 4 years, somehow pin an abortion or something on her and effectively usher in the next Bush Jr on the wave of fundie/testosterone crazy.

Unless she's a Republican. In that case, with the exclusion of "she's fucking crazy, so screw it," (i.e. Palin or some Palinista), liberals will probably spend 8 years trying not to say too many shitty things about here.

Osama Bin Laden no longer has farty pants.

Yessss...the wait is finally over, I've officially seen Republicans on FB claiming this is a win for Bush Jr, not Obama.

(from this pic, supposedly while monitoring this thing going down)

^ porn on Hilary's laptop?

lol at shop

Aye, good post.

This is awesome!

I'm so sick of hearing about this already.
Also, 96.9 callers are fucking dumb.

As long as Joe Christianni is still hiding from me, there will be no justice.

LOL - someone is already trolling as a terrorist. oh i love the internetz.

https://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/The-guy-who-killed-Osama/196601520382654

http://mashable.com/2011/05/03/altered-mlk-quote/

You know that MLK quote cry babies were embracing all over Facebook yesterday?

IT"S A FAAAAAAAAAAAAKE

I enjoyed every delicious drop of this. "LOOK HOW GOOD OF A PERSON I AM, YOU'RE ALL TERRIBLE...I JUST CAN'T CELEBRATE ANY DEATH! I'M JUST LIKE MLK!!"

Half my news feed was this quote and the other one how the only the black ops are the only ones who deserve credit because obviously they take orders from themselves based on information they had no assistance gathering. OBVIOUSLY.

Haha, just came here to post. Carry on.

Ay! Only well-founded political paranoia is real!



Edit: And big ups to Ark as well!

To entropy! *clink*

http://www.cnn.com/2011/WORLD/asiapcf/05/0...akistan.relations/index.html?hpt=T1

http://presstv.com/detail/178272.html