Chicago, IL, April 27th 2011- Victory Records is proud to announce the signing of Fargo, North Dakota’s own HIVSMASHER to its roster.

After making waves with the self-released EP, Hungry at the Animal Shelter, as well as touring the country and playing alongside such notable acts as MXPX, Bouncing Souls, The Devil Wears Prada, Silverstein, August Burns Red, and For Today, the band nabbed the attention of Victory and signed in April 2011.

Guitarist Mel Gibson had this to say about the announcement, “jews jews jews jews jews jews jews jews jews jews jews jews jews jews jews jews jews jews jews jews jews jews jews jews jews jews jews jews jews jews jews jews jews jews jews jews jews jews jews jews jews jews jews jews jews jews jews jews jews jews jews jews jews.”

With their signing comes the additional announcement that their Victory debut, Extreme Mayonaise Bathing, which was produced by Craig Owens of Chiodos, D.R.U.G.S., and Cinematic Sunrise, will be released on June 21st.

I already pre-ordered my limited edition meth tooth colored copy of the ONTHESHIT/NESTCRUNCHER split LP, no more money left to support this.

this thread delivers.

I don't think those last 3 "jews" are a direct quote.

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and here i was, thinking that we actually did something productive today... oh well.

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