Fill the pot with ice and cold assed water. Freeze the glass to pre-chill it. Place frozen-assed glass into cold-assed water. Light joint.
Flip the joint around into the straw, then shotgun it GENTLY into the bottom of the glass. (blow gently with your mouth around the lit end, so the smoke comes out the bottom of the straw directly into the bottom of the glass). GENTLY
If done right, the smoke will pack into the bottom of the cold cup due to science and magic and shit. As long as you're gentle, you'll be able to shotgun the ENTIRE joint into the bottom of that glass.
Once you get it all in there, pick up the glass and WIPE THE WATER OFF THE OUTSIDE!!!! If you don't, it will drip down your throat and you WILL puke.
If you look, the smoke is packed in there so fucking thick, it will LOOK like a delicious milkshake. Tilt the glass to your mouth, and inhale/drink it. Yup, a whole joint in ONE hit. And the beautiful thing is, that magic science shit that makes the cold smoke stay in the glass? Watch how little smoke you blow out, because that lazy-assed potsmoke just sits there in your lungs and never comes out.
neat trick. the amount of patience needed to fill the cup is ridululous.
a. the using the right amount of force for the shotty
b. takes more than one breathe and as you move away to inhale the smoke gets disturbed
c. any portion of the glass not submerged in icey water fails to retain smoke
i only got about half a joint into the glass. not sure this is actually any better than a well crafted gravity bong.
Since the smoke gets trapped in your lungs, you wake up with your mouth tasting like ashtray. Never noticed it before, but now that I don't smoke butts it's really noticeable.
Since the smoke gets trapped in your lungs, you wake up with your mouth tasting like ashtray. Never noticed it before, but now that I don't smoke butts it's really noticeable.
im pretty sure this is from the excessive amount of shotgunning the joint into the glass. i know my mouth was on fire trying to fill the glass. not like giving someone a quick shotgun.
I can't do that. No way. Fuck drug testing. Pot's too much a part of my lifestyle. I work to support my life, I can't reverse that. Did too much of that at the last job, and I can say for sure it kinda killed my soul one day at a time.
And for the record for you two poor bastards:
I AM SOOOOOO FUCKING STONED RIGHT NOW.
HA! Revenge for you guys having Portal 2 and I don't.
Why hasn't Burnsy shown up in this thread yet?
I had another trick I was gonna show you guys tonight, but when I went to the store I found that the magical SOBE bottle needed to do it is now made of fucking PLASTIC and not GLASS. Suckit. The old ones, there was a little spot at the bottom of the bottle you could whack with a pen or something and make a perfect little hole. Then you poke holes in the cap, cave it in (for a bowlpiece) and cover the bottle hole with your finger. Fill bottle with water, screw on cap, light bowl and take your finger off. As the water trickles out, it pulls air through the bowl and fills the bottle with smoke, like a little portable gravity bong. Once it's empty unscrew the cap, and yum!
I can't do that. No way. Fuck drug testing. Pot's too much a part of my lifestyle. I work to support my life, I can't reverse that. Did too much of that at the last job, and I can say for sure it kinda killed my soul one day at a time.
And for the record for you two poor bastards:
I AM SOOOOOO FUCKING STONED RIGHT NOW.
I am going to school right now for something that I do actually really want to do (getting my CDL and hopefully becoming an over the road trucker), so under any other circumstance I would agree, but I consider this more important than being able to smoke.
If I have a milkshake and you have a milkshake. And I have straw, see there it is, that's a straw. My straw reaches acroooooooss the room and goes into your milkshake. I.... Drink.. Your... Milkshake! I DRINK IT UP!
If I have a milkshake and you have a milkshake. And I have straw, see there it is, that's a straw. My straw reaches acroooooooss the room and goes into your milkshake. I.... Drink.. Your... Milkshake! I DRINK IT UP!
