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returntothepit >> discuss >> Douche In Lifted Truck Runs Over 23 Yr Old Girl In A Strip Club Parking Lot by RichHorror on Mar 31,2011 3:27pm
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toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 31,2011 3:27pm edited Mar 31,2011 3:28pm



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 31,2011 3:28pm
ITT: lifestyle triumph



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 31,2011 3:32pm



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Mar 31,2011 3:35pm


derp



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Mar 31,2011 3:37pm
And the punchline is that this guy owns a clothing line called ONE HIT QUIT.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 31,2011 3:39pm
Prison blacks do not quit after one hit, however.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Mar 31,2011 3:41pm
Sure, he looks like a douchebag, but why is everybody downing on him for running over a broad in a strip club parking lot?



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Mar 31,2011 3:42pm
jealous of his car



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 31,2011 3:42pm
If there is not an animated gif of his 8 foot tall tire crushing her silicone and collagen enhanced body on my desk by the end of the day the internet is going soft.



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at Mar 31,2011 3:43pm
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said[orig][quote]
Sure, he looks like a douchebag, but why is everybody downing on him for running over a broad in a strip club parking lot?



Because she wasn't one of the strippers. AIM FAIL.



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at Mar 31,2011 3:44pm
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
If there is not an animated gif of his 8 foot tall tire crushing her silicone and collagen enhanced body on my desk by the end of the day the internet is going soft.



Same as above - wasn't a stripper. She was cutting through the parking lot.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 31,2011 3:48pm
At 2:15 AM? Not sure I buy that. Also, wasn't at home doing prep work for her husband's breakfast so...




toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at Mar 31,2011 3:49pm
You don't have to buy it - the article states that the club and witnesses said she does not work there.

As for the rest, it's still pretty stupid to walk in front of a running monster truck.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 31,2011 3:56pm
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]
jealous of his fauxhawk



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Mar 31,2011 4:14pm
"Eric Crutchfield ran over the 23 year old girl while driving out of a strip club parking lot while on his suspended license."

Suspended license as well. Total dick. I guarantee that truck has probably never been offroad either. I wonder if he knows Sully (aka fag from Godsmack)?



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Mar 31,2011 4:14pm
found her facebook page...feeling creepy about it



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Mar 31,2011 4:15pm



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Mar 31,2011 4:16pm
Found it...




toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 31,2011 4:20pm
brian_dc said[orig][quote]
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=658170866


she looks hot but... flat chested


YEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 31,2011 4:27pm edited Mar 31,2011 4:31pm



toggletoggle post by josh_hates_you  at Mar 31,2011 4:29pm
ArrowHeadNLI said[orig][quote]
the article states that the club and witnesses said she does not work there.


read much?

the club did not make a statement. witnesses said she was walking thru the parking lot (most likely from the club to her car). her family and friends said she was not a stripper.

most girls dont tell their families that they strip and most families would deny that their daughter is a whore. she was definitely a stripper.



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at Mar 31,2011 4:46pm
Of course, Josh. Why believe what people say, when you can believe what you want?

Because it's not equally as likely that she was hopping from bar to bar at night, right?



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Mar 31,2011 4:52pm edited Mar 31,2011 4:53pm
either way, even if we assume that she was a stripper...just leave that as a mathematical constant.

I've met plenty of women who are strippers and are actually decent people.

I've never met a guy who looks like that and drives a big dumb truck who just hadn't officially committed the crime to lawfully provide him with the appropriate punishment for what he is or how he acts.


so...there's my take on this.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 31,2011 4:56pm edited Mar 31,2011 4:57pm
EXTREME!







toggletoggle post by Skinsandwich at Mar 31,2011 7:39pm
Why some people are bickering over the simple details is almost as funny as the whore getting run over by a douche in a big truck.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Mar 31,2011 7:51pm
He looks cool. I'd hang out with him. We'd run strippers over.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 31,2011 8:24pm
goatcatalyst said[orig][quote]
He looks cool. I'd hang out with him. We'd run strippers over.


Ryan, what the fuck man. It's "we'd run over strippers." Never end a sentence with a preposition.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Mar 31,2011 8:26pm
Sorry, Mark. I've been drinking



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Mar 31,2011 9:56pm
I call bullshit.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 31,2011 10:03pm
But always have prepositions in band names.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Mar 31,2011 10:53pm
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
goatcatalyst said[orig][quote]
He looks cool. I'd hang out with him. We'd run strippers over.


Ryan, what the fuck man. It's "we'd run over strippers." Never end a sentence with a preposition.


goatcatalyst said[orig][quote]
Sorry, Mark. I've been drinking



This is a very fine exchange here.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Apr 1,2011 10:34am
largefreakatzero said[orig][quote]
Suspended license as well. Total dick. I guarantee that truck has probably never been offroad either.


i say that all the time. you see these fuckheads driving giant stupid trucks and you know they won't even park them on the grass. i'm guessing he was wearing a Tapout shirt too.



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Apr 1,2011 1:30pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
largefreakatzero said[orig][quote]
Suspended license as well. Total dick. I guarantee that truck has probably never been offroad either.


i say that all the time. you see these fuckheads driving giant stupid trucks and you know they won't even park them on the grass. i'm guessing he was wearing a Tapout shirt too.



he was wearing a really deep vneck... even more douchey.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Apr 1,2011 1:39pm
Add the fauxhawk for complete toolbox.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Apr 1,2011 3:42pm
largefreakatzero said[orig][quote]
Found it...






toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Apr 1,2011 4:08pm
Butro Krulz ftw



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