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returntothepit >> discuss >> You pissed off our friend and we're not going to write an expose on NEBM anymore by Terrorizer Magazine on Mar 8,2011 5:51pm
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toggletoggle post by Terrorizer Magazine at Mar 8,2011 5:51pm
Fuck YOU!



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 8,2011 5:56pm



toggletoggle post by SPIN at Mar 8,2011 5:57pm
Don't worry we've got you covered NEBM, especially if you're a hipster with an affinity for corpse paint and taping pentagrams to the floor



toggletoggle post by nekronaut  at Mar 8,2011 6:09pm
SPIN said[orig][quote]
Don't worry we've got you covered NEBM, especially if you're a hipster with an affinity for corpse paint and taping pentagrams to the floor


HHAHAHAHHHAHAAHHAH THIS HAS TO BE SOMEBODY AT THE FLYWHEEL SHOW



toggletoggle post by Paul CNV at Mar 8,2011 10:13pm
Terrorizer fucking hammered on us in the last issue even though they gave "Domination and Servitude" 8.5 .... It's ok though, we're gun get ya Jeremy



toggletoggle post by VICE MAGAZINE at Mar 8,2011 10:46pm
Next month's issue will feature a four-page article about NEBM if you can show us some titties and maybe a dead puppy or hooker farts.



toggletoggle post by Paul CNV at Mar 8,2011 10:58pm
Terrorizer is similiar to NEC in how they do things.... From me mate in England...

"You're probably right about the ad space Paul, I heard from an inside source (and its a pretty obvious thing anyway) that they will plug whatever they are paid to, even if their readers write in to complain profusely about the cover band (re: Annotations of an Autopsy). I'm listening to CNV now and I for one am enjoying it thoroughly!"

Let the USA and Europe know that we are the Hooligans of New England BM and we will get ya.... sooner or later



toggletoggle post by Thurston Moore at Mar 9,2011 9:25am
that was all me I\'m the troll Mike



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Mar 9,2011 9:27am
VICE%20MAGAZINE said[orig][quote]
Next month's issue will feature a four-page article about NEBM if you can show us some titties and maybe a dead puppy or hooker farts.
A+



toggletoggle post by Bear Monthly at Mar 9,2011 9:34am
Next months centerfold features the hairy bears of NEBM in compromising positions! Check it out!!!



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Mar 9,2011 9:41am edited Mar 9,2011 9:42am
ohnoes



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Mar 9,2011 10:43am
I stopped reading Terrorizer years ago when they defended their decision to put Korn on the cover.



toggletoggle post by BSV at Mar 9,2011 1:13pm
tonight the story behind the story

catfights
misunderstandings
vests
bad facial hair
excessive pot smoking
trollz
people who hike and fish

all the terror that makes up the maelstrom known as NEW ENGLAND BLACK METAL

shit's fucking gay.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 9,2011 1:32pm
BSV said[orig][quote]
tonight the story behind the story

catfights
misunderstandings
vests
bad facial hair
excessive pot smoking
trollz
people who hike and fish

all the terror that makes up the maelstrom known as NEW ENGLAND BLACK METAL

shit's fucking gay.


I WANT TO SEE THIS MOVIE HAPPEN.

Soundtrack by Sign of the Goat and GSS.



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Mar 9,2011 1:33pm
that is dead on.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Mar 9,2011 1:35pm
You forgot the rangoons :'(



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 9,2011 1:47pm edited Mar 9,2011 1:49pm
Scene: The camera pans into a dingy, cracked basement window. Beelze sits hunched over a late 90s Packard Bell PC on a damp-eaten card table. As the camera pans across his grease-slicked face, we see his features frozen in an expression of sheer outrage. He hammers at his keyboard in apoplectic fury; his clenched, lily-white fists raising a hail of broken keys with every blow. A shrill voice drifts down the stairs; his mom is telling him to take out the trash. With an inarticulate screech, he sweeps the computer, monitor and all, into a mold-blackened box full of new-in-box Power Rangers and Darkwing Duck pogs at the end of the table. The camera follows him as he stomps upstairs, panning up through the floor and cutting to a tranquil lake where Josh sits, fishing. A loon's cry echoes across the water. He stares off in the distance, takes a hit off a joint, and exclaims to no one: "Fahk, dude."



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Mar 9,2011 1:48pm
^Win.



toggletoggle post by BSV at Mar 9,2011 2:11pm
OH STEVEN, YOU MAKE ME LAUGH ALOUD LIKE A JACKAL!



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 9,2011 2:13pm
I feel like I could secure major financing on that sample alone.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 9,2011 2:15pm
brilliant



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Mar 9,2011 3:07pm
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
Scene: The camera pans into a dingy, cracked basement window. Beelze sits hunched over a late 90s Packard Bell PC on a damp-eaten card table. As the camera pans across his grease-slicked face, we see his features frozen in an expression of sheer outrage. He hammers at his keyboard in apoplectic fury; his clenched, lily-white fists raising a hail of broken keys with every blow. A shrill voice drifts down the stairs; his mom is telling him to take out the trash. With an inarticulate screech, he sweeps the computer, monitor and all, into a mold-blackened box full of new-in-box Power Rangers and Darkwing Duck pogs at the end of the table. The camera follows him as he stomps upstairs, panning up through the floor and cutting to a tranquil lake where Josh sits, fishing. A loon's cry echoes across the water. He stares off in the distance, takes a hit off a joint, and exclaims to no one: "Fahk, dude."





toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Mar 9,2011 3:07pm
Steve, make it happen.



toggletoggle post by hauptpflucker   at Mar 9,2011 3:12pm
itt: troll post morphs into oscar winning movie



toggletoggle post by eyehatehippies  at Mar 9,2011 3:16pm
4.5 I would read this thread again.



toggletoggle post by Slag at Mar 9,2011 3:19pm



toggletoggle post by Richard Cranium at Mar 9,2011 3:19pm
hauptpflucker said[orig][quote]
itt: troll post morphs into oscar winning movie


This all started with my trolling of the auspicium bedroom BM dude on FB which Marvin took as an attack on him.

I demand royalties.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 9,2011 3:28pm
I will provide you with 3 points on the back end and this:




toggletoggle post by Terrorizer at Mar 9,2011 3:34pm
do an anno deamonicus about it



toggletoggle post by randy marsh nli at Mar 9,2011 4:44pm
BSV said[orig][quote]
OH STEVEN, YOU MAKE ME LAUGH ALOUD LIKE A JACKAL!


THAT NIGGA A SILLY GOOSE



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