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returntothepit >> discuss >> attention rttp by Brian from HelioFight on Jan 18,2011 4:37pm
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toggletoggle post by Brian from HelioFight at Jan 18,2011 4:37pm
all your bands are talentless rubbish. its all noise that has zero talent. this stuff isnt heavy..its all a joke. you are all pussies too I bet. working dead end jobs with no lives. you release your 'anger' from your shitty life by making even shittier garbage of which you call metal. get a fucking life and make real music for once rttp.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Jan 18,2011 4:40pm
Howdy.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Jan 18,2011 4:43pm
go bleed for a camera why dontcha



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Jan 18,2011 4:53pm
Hey bro...

...cool story.



toggletoggle post by amorok666 at Jan 18,2011 4:58pm
What's a heliofight?



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Jan 18,2011 5:01pm
Correct me if I'm wrong but I believe it's an old wooden ship used around the civil war era.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Jan 18,2011 5:13pm
No such thing as a "heliofight". This thread is a nonsensical postcoital faggot n-word jellybaby toiletparty



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 18,2011 5:19pm
Brian%20from%20HelioFight said[orig][quote]
you release your 'anger' from your shitty life by making even shittier garbage of which you call metal.\


ITT: failed troll posts entire point of metal in C-grade attempt at sarcasm



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jan 18,2011 5:21pm
Heliofight sounds pretty badass.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 18,2011 5:21pm
also, "what the fuck is heliofight" experiences brief upswing on Google, followed immediately by a corresponding downturn



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 18,2011 5:22pm
amorok666 said[orig][quote]
What's a heliofight?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 18,2011 5:26pm
slarcasm?



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Jan 18,2011 5:42pm
Brian%20from%20HelioFight said[orig][quote]
all your bands are talentless rubbish.

shittier garbage of which you call metal. get a fucking life and make real music for once rttp.


I didn't know rttp had bands. Rev, are we supposed to pay you royalties when our shit gets downloaded/played on college radio stations?

Lol at "of which you call metal."



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 18,2011 5:43pm
Brian%20from%20HelioFight said[orig][quote]
all your bands are talentless rubbish. its all noise that has zero talent. this stuff isnt heavy..its all a joke. you are all pussies too I bet. working dead end jobs with no lives. you release your 'anger' from your shitty life by making even shittier garbage of which you call metal. get a fucking life and make real music for once rttp.


I demand to hear your songs forthright! or I shall hereby doubt the existence of said helicopter related fisticuffs.

POSTHASTE.



toggletoggle post by Brian from HelioFight at Jan 18,2011 5:45pm
Heliofight is a newly formed street fighting ring based out of framingham. we dont have a web page up yet but will soon. some of our members listen to metal so i found this site and been reading it for some time. the bands here suck and arent real metal. its noisy shit with no talent..dont act like you dont know what im talking about



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 18,2011 5:46pm
can i have a cassette tape? i only have a walkman. :(



toggletoggle post by RustyPS should be working at Jan 18,2011 5:47pm
*acts like I don't know what you're talking about*



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 18,2011 5:50pm
DONT FRONT RUSTY. THIS KID IS REAL.


he has helicopter hands.



toggletoggle post by No_Redemption at Jan 18,2011 5:53pm edited Jan 18,2011 6:01pm



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 18,2011 5:54pm
broken trollpicapolypse



toggletoggle post by RustyPS should be working at Jan 18,2011 5:57pm
I AIN'T FRONTIN'

I BE BACKIN'



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 18,2011 6:07pm edited Jan 18,2011 6:09pm
Brian%20from%20HelioFight said[orig][quote]
Heliofight is a newly formed street fighting ring based out of framingham. we dont have a web page up yet but will soon. some of our members listen to metal so i found this site and been reading it for some time. the bands here suck and arent real metal. its noisy shit with no talent..dont act like you dont know what im talking about





toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Jan 18,2011 6:08pm
No_Redemption said[orig][quote]



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Jan 18,2011 6:09pm
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
Brian%20from%20HelioFight said[orig][quote]
Heliofight is a newly formed street fighting ring based out of framingham. we dont have a web page up yet but will soon. some of our members listen to metal so i found this site and been reading it for some time. the bands here suck and arent real metal. its noisy shit with no talent..dont act like you dont know what im talking about





toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Jan 18,2011 6:10pm
just wanted the pictures to actually show up.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Jan 18,2011 6:13pm

bennyhillifier

*shrugs*



toggletoggle post by IllinoisEnemaBradness at Jan 18,2011 7:44pm
Brian%20from%20HelioFight said[orig][quote]
Heliofight is a newly formed street fighting ring based out of framingham. we dont have a web page up yet but will soon. some of our members listen to metal so i found this site and been reading it for some time. the bands here suck and arent real metal. its noisy shit with no talent..dont act like you dont know what im talking about


street
fighting
RING?


one of these? So you guys go around and form circles to fight in. Why not joina gym that offers boxing. Unless you're into the whole DIY thing. What kind of "metal" does a street fighter listen to anyways. Biohazard? Disturbed? Do any of your fighters play Street Fighting Man by the Rolling Stones when he fights? Man, you guys are so COOL! Where can I sign up, is there a St Louis faction of Heliocpoter Fights?



toggletoggle post by amorok666 at Jan 18,2011 8:15pm
Brian%20from%20HelioFight said[orig][quote]
Heliofight is a gay bar based out of framingham.



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Jan 18,2011 9:32pm
Brian%20from%20HelioFight said[orig][quote]
Heliofight is a newly formed street fighting ring based out of framingham.


Street fighting ring? Give me a guy at 155 pounds (give or take of course, this ain't UFC). I'm no professional, I haven't even had an amateur fight, but street fighting rings are just for people who say "I wanna be a professional cage fighter, but I'm too lazy to train in a professional gym, or any sort of gym, so if I ever had a chance I'd probably be kicked out as soon as I'm let in." Kimbo Slice is a perfect example of this.

Yes, I am calling you're "fighters" pussies.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jan 18,2011 9:49pm
Framingham?

Is that a city where pieces of ham get framed? I've never understood that.



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Jan 18,2011 9:51pm
HAHAHAHAHA



toggletoggle post by dertoxia   at Jan 18,2011 11:50pm



toggletoggle post by douchebag_patrol at Jan 19,2011 1:34am



toggletoggle post by Brian from Heliofight at Jan 19,2011 10:19am
what we do is take the best fighters on the streets and have tryout fights. most of the fighters are trained in some form of fighting. im not here to talk about Heliofight or look at fatfucks fucking..im here to tell you all that your music sucks and you all have no lives. if you have a problem with what im saying come to framingham and Heliofight will show you whats up..



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at Jan 19,2011 10:22am
Framingham is the new Chinatown?



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Jan 19,2011 10:31am
yallniggaspostininatrollthread.png



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 19,2011 10:33am edited Jan 19,2011 10:34am
Brian%20from%20Heliofight said[orig][quote]
what we do is take the best fighters on the streets and have tryout fights. most of the fighters are trained in some form of fighting. im not here to talk about Heliofight or look at fatfucks fucking..im here to tell you all that your music sucks and you all have no lives. if you have a problem with what im saying come to framingham and Heliofight will show you whats up..


please tell me more about heliofighting. details. is there a membership fee? do you provided medical assistance if i am injured by broken glass or helicopter blades?



toggletoggle post by Brian from Heliofight at Jan 19,2011 10:38am


Hey Faggots,
My name is Brian, and I hate every single one of you. All of your bands are talentless rubbish. You are everything in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any sikk breakdowns? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your zero talent, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to Throwdown and Killswitch.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the punching team, and starter on my shoving team. What sports do you play, other than "release your 'anger' from your shitty life by making even shittier garbage of which you call metal"? I also get straight A's in punching, and have a banging hot sparring partner (he just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should get a fucking life and make real music for once. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my sparring partner



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 19,2011 10:39am
can i bum a coors light of you?



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Jan 19,2011 11:07am
Brian%20from%20Heliofight said[orig][quote]


Hey Faggots,
My name is Brian, and I hate every single one of you. All of your bands are talentless rubbish. You are everything in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any sikk breakdowns? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your zero talent, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to Throwdown and Killswitch.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the punching team, and starter on my shoving team. What sports do you play, other than "release your 'anger' from your shitty life by making even shittier garbage of which you call metal"? I also get straight A's in punching, and have a banging hot sparring partner (he just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should get a fucking life and make real music for once. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my sparring partner



try using a more original copy-pasta next time bro



toggletoggle post by Brian from Heliofight at Jan 19,2011 11:15am
looks like some lowlife rttp person is pretending to be me. figures hahah you have nothing else better to do with your sparetime. fuckismysignature, this isnt about Heliofight. and what the fuck name is that anyway. if youve got a mouth to run come to framingham and ask for Heliofight. we meet every thursday nights right off the 290 offramp. you got something to say then lets see if you can back it up with fists. i bet you are in a talentless noise band too..releasing anger with no talent hackriffs..



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 19,2011 11:16am
THE FIRST RULE OF HELIOFIGHT IS YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT HELIOFIGHT



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jan 19,2011 11:18am
HELIOFIGHT! B-SEVEN!!!!!
...You hit B-8
*If youuuu like pina coladas...*



toggletoggle post by WHO CARES at Jan 19,2011 11:19am
Brian%20from%20HelioFight said[orig][quote]
all your bands are talentless rubbish. its all noise that has zero talent. this stuff isnt heavy..its all a joke. you are all pussies too I bet. working dead end jobs with no lives. you release your 'anger' from your shitty life by making even shittier garbage of which you call metal. get a fucking life and make real music for once rttp.


NO U



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jan 19,2011 11:23am
Brian%20from%20Heliofight said[orig][quote]
if youve got a mouth to run come to framingham and ask for Heliofight. we meet every thursday nights right off the 290 offramp.


You forgot the "No cops are allowed to read this" disclaimer.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 19,2011 11:25am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
THE FIRST RULE OF HELIOFIGHT IS YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT HELIOFIGHT



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Jan 19,2011 11:28am
Brian%20from%20Heliofight said[orig][quote]
if youve got a mouth to run come to framingham and ask for Heliofight.


im sure if you actually went all the way out to fucking framingham (who cares, its fucking framingham) no one would have heard of it anyway if i were to "ask for heliofight"

they would probably shrug their shoulders and say, "sounds like some faggot shit right there."



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jan 19,2011 11:28am edited Jan 19,2011 11:29am
Brian,

Upon closer inspection, I-290 doesn't seem to run through Framingham. Please clarify so I can know where to verbalize my complaints if need be.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 19,2011 11:30am
i'll be at Ralphs on Saturday if anyone wants to heliofight me. meet me by the sarlac pit



toggletoggle post by Brian from Heliofight at Jan 19,2011 11:35am
oh whats this? now all you internet tough guys are talking shit? mike it is near the sudbury reservoir near southboro. framingham road. bring your boys



toggletoggle post by Brian from Heliofight at Jan 19,2011 11:37am
all of you "metal heads" are fucking faggots, if you dont think so, come down to framingham and show me your dick



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 19,2011 11:39am
no one is going to framingham you silly faggot.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jan 19,2011 11:39am
Pretty sure I'll be in Framingham today. I'll be on the lookout for helio fights in the mean streets of the 'ham.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 19,2011 11:39am
except for mark apparently.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Jan 19,2011 11:40am
ITT: glory hole denizens



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jan 19,2011 11:40am
I'M GOING TO FRAMINGHAM TO SHOW BRIAN MY DICK, LET'S DO THIS.



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Jan 19,2011 11:41am
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
no one is going to framingham you silly Texas Toast Faggot.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Jan 19,2011 11:41am



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 19,2011 11:41am
mindfuckin the shit outta ya



toggletoggle post by RustyPS should be working at Jan 19,2011 11:43am
HIDE YO KIDS, HIDE YO WIFE, HIDE YO HUSBANDS, CUZ DEY MINDRAPIN' E'RYBODY OUT HERE



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Jan 19,2011 11:45am
Mind rape has a much better ring to it than mind fuck



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jan 19,2011 11:48am
I prefer mindmakelove, personally.



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Jan 19,2011 11:48am
mindsurpriseromanticinterlude



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 19,2011 11:49am
AHH WHY DOES IT HAVE BALLS?!!



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jan 19,2011 11:50am
An aggressive romance for the gray matter.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 19,2011 11:52am
lets all take a field trip Rapingham



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Jan 19,2011 11:54am
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
lets all take a field trip Spic-ingham


fixed



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jan 19,2011 11:56am
Needs moar Dirty Work.



toggletoggle post by switch comb at Jan 19,2011 12:06pm
Do a west side story about it, bro.




toggletoggle post by switch comb at Jan 19,2011 12:06pm



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jan 19,2011 12:11pm
Brian%20from%20Heliofight said[orig][quote]
oh whats this? now all you internet tough guys are talking shit? mike it is near the sudbury reservoir near southboro. framingham road. bring your boys


Hi Brian, according to Google maps, the approximate area you're describing is in Southborough. Is it Framingham or Southboro? If you could please clarify that'd be great. Thanks.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Jan 19,2011 12:13pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
Brian%20from%20Heliofight said[orig][quote]
oh whats this? now all you internet tough guys are talking shit? mike it is near the sudbury reservoir near southboro. framingham road. bring your boys


Hi Brian, according to Google maps, the approximate area you're describing is in Southborough. Is it Framingham or Southboro? If you could please clarify that'd be great. Thanks.






toggletoggle post by No_Redemption at Jan 19,2011 12:18pm
switch%20comb said[orig][quote]



toggletoggle post by Brian from Heliofight at Jan 19,2011 12:35pm
xmikex you got me. im from reading, i was told it was in framingham because most menbers live there..but it could be southboro.. framingham road..no address because cops could see this. do you fight mike? anyway some faggot is posting as me again.. you are all jealous because you cant fight and play shitty 'metal' .. still waiting for fuckismysignature to step forward and be a man..oh and mark, you cant suck my dick its too big. Heliofight represent



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Jan 19,2011 12:36pm
I'm interested in seeing what kind of "training" your "best" street fighters have.

I am calling your fighters pussies again, is the best way to describe this.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jan 19,2011 12:38pm
Brian%20from%20Heliofight said[orig][quote]
oh and mark, you cant suck my dick its too big. Heliofight represent


Easy there big fella, I never said anything about sucking your dick. I just said I was going to show you MY dick. Hopefully we can at least still dock...as long as you're uncut.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 19,2011 12:40pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
HELIOFIGHT! B-SEVEN!!!!!
...You hit B-8
*If youuuu like pina coladas...*


SO MUCH WIN



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 19,2011 12:42pm edited Jan 19,2011 12:44pm
Brian%20from%20Heliofight said[orig][quote]
xmikex you got me. im from reading, i was told it was in framingham because most menbers live there..but it could be southboro.. framingham road..no address because cops could see this. do you fight mike? anyway some faggot is posting as me again.. you are all jealous because you cant fight and play shitty 'metal' .. still waiting for fuckismysignature to step forward and be a man..oh and mark, you cant suck my dick its too big. Heliofight represent


i told you where to find me. if you think i'm gonna go out of my way to fight some faggot from the interwebz youre out of your skull. just wait where you are Mark will swing by to let you stare at his dick for awhile.



toggletoggle post by Brian from Heliofight at Jan 19,2011 12:43pm
oh yes tough guy? are you trained? you look like a little faggot in that picture. we have fighters trained in jiu jitsu, boxing, taekwondo.. everything. some arent trained but can beat the fuck out of anyone. you dont need to be trained to know how to fight faggot



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 19,2011 12:45pm
this is not a karate website.



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Jan 19,2011 12:48pm
Brian%20from%20Heliofight said[orig][quote]
oh yes tough guy? are you trained? you look like a little faggot in that picture. we have fighters trained in jiu jitsu, boxing, taekwondo.. everything. some arent trained but can beat the fuck out of anyone. you dont need to be trained to know how to fight faggot


says the man who doesnt even know where is "fight club" is located. go back to talking to your imaginary brad pit faggot butt buddy bitch.

you little texas toast faggot



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jan 19,2011 12:48pm
Brian%20from%20Heliofight said[orig][quote]
xmikex you got me. im from reading, i was told it was in framingham because most menbers live there..but it could be southboro.. framingham road..no address because cops could see this. do you fight mike? anyway some faggot is posting as me again.. you are all jealous because you cant fight and play shitty 'metal' .. still waiting for fuckismysignature to step forward and be a man..oh and mark, you cant suck my dick its too big. Heliofight represent


Hi Brian, thanks for clarifying those points. I spend most of my week nights getting beat up by professional fighters and/or guys who either have really good technique or just hit hard. It kind of puts a damper on my want to "street fight" (whatever that means). So thanks but no thanks on the offer. I was just curious how much information you'd give out publicly about your secret illegal activities before you realized what you were doing. Nicely played stopping when you did. I doubt there's much the cops can do now with only the time, place, and directions on how to get there.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 19,2011 12:48pm
also if you were a professional fighting squad you would have youtube videos showing your skills. post them now.



toggletoggle post by Brian from Heliofight at Jan 19,2011 12:49pm
yea its a shitty 'metal' webpage with primadonna skinny fags who think they make good metal and act tough online



toggletoggle post by RustyPS should be working at Jan 19,2011 12:54pm
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
xmikex said[orig][quote]
HELIOFIGHT! B-SEVEN!!!!!
...You hit B-8
*If youuuu like pina coladas...*


SO MUCH WIN



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 19,2011 12:54pm
youtube videos of your skills. post them.



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Jan 19,2011 12:54pm
Brian%20from%20Heliofight said[orig][quote]
oh yes tough guy? are you trained? you look like a little faggot in that picture. we have fighters trained in jiu jitsu, boxing, taekwondo.. everything. some arent trained but can beat the fuck out of anyone. you dont need to be trained to know how to fight faggot


I said gimme a guy at 155, so obviously that means I'm roughly around 155. Anyone with any sort off knowledge in ju-jitsu knows that size doesn't matter at all.

And to answer you're question if I'm trained: Why yes, muay thai and some gracie ju-jitsu (not a whole lot of that though). I dunno if this lives up to your incredible street fighting standards.

What happened to trolls that were actually funny anyway? We need nigger back.



toggletoggle post by Brian from Heliofight at Jan 19,2011 12:55pm
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
Brian%20from%20Heliofight said[orig][quote]
oh and mark, you cant suck my dick its too big. Heliofight represent


Easy there big fella, I never said anything about sucking your dick. I just said I was going to show you MY dick. Hopefully we can at least still dock...as long as you're uncut.


dont tease me silly boy, i love when you talk dirty



toggletoggle post by RustyPS should be working at Jan 19,2011 12:56pm
Brian%20from%20Heliofight said[orig][quote]
yea its a shitty 'metal' webpage with primadonna skinny fags who think they make good metal and act tough online

WHO YOU CALLING SKINNY?!?!?!?!?



toggletoggle post by Brian from Heliofight at Jan 19,2011 12:57pm
HEY GUYS WE DO ILLEGAL STREET FIGHTS IN THE FRAMINGHAM/SOUTHBORO, NO COPS PLEASE DONT LET ANY COPY KNOW ABOUT THIS COPS DONT KNOW HOW TO USE THE INTERNET


























P.S. NO COPS PLEASE



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Jan 19,2011 12:59pm
hey brian, do you like fighting with weapons too? since you're such a pussy i figured you like weapons



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 19,2011 12:59pm
this thread needs moar cops



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jan 19,2011 1:03pm



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Jan 19,2011 1:03pm
Alexecutioner said[orig][quote]
hey brian, do you like fighting with weapons too? since you're such a pussy i figured you like weapons


HAHAHAHAHAHA



toggletoggle post by im a cop at Jan 19,2011 1:04pm
your arrested



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 19,2011 1:05pm



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jan 19,2011 1:05pm
immortal13 said[orig][quote]
muay thai


Sawat dee krap, my nigga. good to know I've got more thai dudes on this board than just myself.



toggletoggle post by Brian from Heliofight at Jan 19,2011 1:06pm
Alexecutioner said[orig][quote]
hey brian, do you like fighting with weapons too? since you're such a pussy i figured you like weapons


The only weapons i like to use are baseball bats, but not for conventional use. i prefer to insert the fat end up my asshole



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Jan 19,2011 1:07pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]


leave Beelze out of this!



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Jan 19,2011 1:10pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
immortal13 said[orig][quote]
muay thai


Sawat dee krap, my nigga. good to know I've got more thai dudes on this board than just myself.


It's fun shit. Once I'm making more money I'm probably gonna change schools, I wanna go to Sityo Dong or Gracie Barra but they're both so damn expensive.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jan 19,2011 1:11pm
switch%20comb said[orig][quote]


Guy on the left looks like a Puerto Rican Hugh Laurie.



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Jan 19,2011 1:14pm
Chinatown gate, be there.
hudson at beach street.
in between the lions.

meet there or a pussy is you.




toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jan 19,2011 1:19pm
immortal13 said[orig][quote]
xmikex said[orig][quote]
immortal13 said[orig][quote]
muay thai


Sawat dee krap, my nigga. good to know I've got more thai dudes on this board than just myself.


It's fun shit. Once I'm making more money I'm probably gonna change schools, I wanna go to Sityo Dong or Gracie Barra but they're both so damn expensive.


I've been at Sityodtong for the past several years. It's worth every cent.



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Jan 19,2011 1:20pm
Good to know for sure, that's what I've read but never actually talked to someone who goes there. Like I said I can't afford it right now, but once the money starts rolling in I'll more than likely be going there.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Jan 19,2011 1:34pm
troll or gtfo.



toggletoggle post by Jerry LOLer at Jan 19,2011 1:59pm



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 19,2011 2:00pm
HAHAHAHA

A+



toggletoggle post by Brian from Heliofight at Jan 19,2011 2:15pm
LOL



toggletoggle post by No_Redemption at Jan 19,2011 2:17pm
Jerry%20LOLer said[orig][quote]


hahaha



toggletoggle post by No_Redemption at Jan 19,2011 2:27pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
immortal13 said[orig][quote]
xmikex said[orig][quote]
immortal13 said[orig][quote]
muay thai


Sawat dee krap, my nigga. good to know I've got more thai dudes on this board than just myself.


It's fun shit. Once I'm making more money I'm probably gonna change schools, I wanna go to Sityo Dong or Gracie Barra but they're both so damn expensive.


I've been at Sityodtong for the past several years. It's worth every cent.


I went to Sityodtong for a while in 07'. I wish I had money to go back. Boxing is my first love but muay thai is a close second.



toggletoggle post by posbleak   at Jan 19,2011 2:30pm edited Jan 19,2011 2:31pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
I've been at Sityodtong for the past several years. It's worth every cent.


I went in about two years ago to see if I could study just muay thai and was told they don't have a dedicated MT class/coach, did that change? I haven't competed in years, it'd be nice to get back into it.

Someone come take krav maga with me in Malden.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Jan 19,2011 2:36pm
only being 150 lbs and not being able to take a punch so taking MT is real and for pussies



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 19,2011 2:39pm
fail troll fails again



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jan 19,2011 2:46pm
posbleak said[orig][quote]
xmikex said[orig][quote]
I've been at Sityodtong for the past several years. It's worth every cent.


I went in about two years ago to see if I could study just muay thai and was told they don't have a dedicated MT class/coach, did that change? I haven't competed in years, it'd be nice to get back into it.

Someone come take krav maga with me in Malden.


I'm a little confused. You went to Sityodtong and they told you they didn't have a Muay Thai class? It's a Muay Thai school. It's the first and foremost thing we do. Feel free to send me a private message for more info (or better yet check the website) I'd be glad to help, but there's no way you went to Sityodtong and they told you they didnt have Muay Thai trainers.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Jan 19,2011 2:48pm
ITT: { + }

÷

=



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Jan 19,2011 2:51pm
anonymous said[orig][quote]
only being 150 lbs and not being able to take a punch so taking MT is real and for pussies


LOLZORS who said anything about me not being able to take a punch?

Yeah sityodong is a dedicated muay thai camp, they they just also offer everything else that has to do with MMA.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Jan 19,2011 2:51pm



toggletoggle post by Brian from Heliofight at Jan 19,2011 3:03pm
i love how you guys talk like you are all real fighters but probably never even got in a real fight yourself...wannabe UFC faggots. Heliofight dont mess around..



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 19,2011 3:12pm
ugh brian you are boring the shit out of us.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Jan 19,2011 3:24pm
Brian%20from%20Heliofight said[orig][quote]
i love how you guys talk like you are all real fighters but probably never even got in a real fight yourself...wannabe UFC faggots. Heliofight dont mess around..
u r either aril, msd, boxxy, or an invalid.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 19,2011 3:26pm
ya probably. i enjoy interacting with trolls. fun timez



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Jan 19,2011 3:35pm
Yeah, this troll is getting old pretty fast. On to the next one.



toggletoggle post by nekronaut  at Jan 19,2011 3:38pm
goatcatalyst said[orig][quote]
ITT: { + }

Certainly no "ejaculating doberman" but it is still effective.

÷

=



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 19,2011 3:41pm
helioposter is doesnt afraid of anything



toggletoggle post by Brian from Heliofight at Jan 19,2011 3:41pm
hahah you fags think im not for real?? haha dumbass pussies who cant fight or write music



toggletoggle post by Byron from Eliosfight at Jan 19,2011 3:45pm
listen up fags, stop ruining hardcore!! come around the highway offramp bringing that cheese and sauce, you're gonna get hurt



toggletoggle post by Byron from Eliosfight at Jan 19,2011 3:45pm



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 19,2011 3:46pm
Brian%20from%20Heliofight said[orig][quote]
hahah you fags think im not for real?? haha dumbass pussies who cant fight or write music


you have no evidence that proves otherwise. until then.. no you are not real.



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Jan 19,2011 3:49pm
^This.



toggletoggle post by Brian from Heliofight at Jan 19,2011 3:52pm
what evidence do you need..we are a new group and don't videotape the fights yet faggot. is ralphs a club or something? ill be sure to show up saturday



toggletoggle post by Byron from Eliosfight at Jan 19,2011 3:54pm
i'll be on the lookout for pepperoni breath. if i see any red stains on your shirt, they better be blood from illegal underground streetfights, and not from delicious pizza!



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jan 19,2011 4:09pm
Elios!

It was right there in front of me! Well trolled Sir.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Jan 19,2011 5:15pm
ok this shit is just getting annoying. if you trolls want to attempt to troll us please do it in an original manner. if you douchebags want to act like tough guys because mommy didn't hug you enough then make an actual account and post instead of staying anonymous.



toggletoggle post by Brian from Heliofight at Jan 19,2011 5:28pm
U MAD?



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 19,2011 5:46pm
needs more funny and less repetive redunancy.

CHALLENGE!



toggletoggle post by Brian from Heliofight at Jan 19,2011 5:59pm
U MAD??



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 19,2011 6:01pm edited Jan 19,2011 6:02pm
nah i'm good. lets have a bro fap session. can you give me a heliojob?



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jan 19,2011 6:32pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Heliofight sounds pretty badass.



toggletoggle post by Brian from Heliofight at Jan 19,2011 7:06pm
U MAD????



toggletoggle post by haha at Jan 19,2011 7:14pm
Brian%20from%20Heliofight said[orig][quote]
act tough online



Easy there, Kimbo slice



toggletoggle post by Brian from Heliofight at Jan 19,2011 7:18pm
U MAD?????



toggletoggle post by Byron from Eliosfight at Jan 19,2011 7:22pm



toggletoggle post by JDDomination   at Jan 19,2011 8:00pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Heliofight sounds pretty.

FIXED.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Jan 19,2011 9:47pm
Not mad, just jelly.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Jan 20,2011 1:05am
heliojob FTW



toggletoggle post by amorok666 at Jan 20,2011 2:08am
This thread is exactly what this board needed.



toggletoggle post by douchebag_patrol at Jan 20,2011 2:52am



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 20,2011 7:43am
SMEAGLIO FIGHTS WANTS YOUR PRECIOUS.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jan 20,2011 11:57am
ouchdrummer said[orig][quote]
u r either aril, msd, boxxy, or an invalid.


not me.. but once again, thanks for thinking of me <3



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Jan 20,2011 12:01pm
Why's everyone keep referring to helicopters? I was under the impression helio meant "sun." Lulz at someone who's in a street fighting ring saying we all have dead end jobs and are going nowhere.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 20,2011 12:05pm
helicopters were invented before the sun dummy.



toggletoggle post by HelioDave at Jun 8,2011 7:52am
Whats up fags. Brian has been telling me about this forum for some time now. He is one of our best fighters. If any of you little trash talking gothic fags want to back your shit up come deal with Brian or myself like real men. Heliofight dont fuck around. If you think you are man enough come prove it pussy.
-HelioDave



toggletoggle post by HelioDouglas at Jun 8,2011 9:49am
Haha, observe the riffraff on this forum spouting off all sorts of malarkey. BrianHelioFight is one of the finest pugilists of our age and I posit that few amongst the RttP denizens could engage in a heads up, toe to toe match of gentlemens' fisticuffs with one HelioBrian, esq. Toodles, I've got a gruyere and portabello quesadilla cooking on the Foreman grille.



toggletoggle post by Brodick at Jun 8,2011 10:04am
Only Hated recording a fight song for an MMA fighter is real.



toggletoggle post by AMOROK666 at Jun 8,2011 10:16am
Thread delivered



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Jun 8,2011 10:56am
thread was silly. fictional nonsense.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jun 8,2011 1:04pm
Brodick said[orig][quote]
Only Hated recording a fight song for an MMA fighter is real.


loloololololol

I bet he's Lynn's MOST EXTREME MMA jobber.



toggletoggle post by FIGHT ME at Nov 17,2011 3:31pm
THESE PUSSIES WONT FIGHT



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 17,2011 3:36pm
heliocentricity?? GUFFAW!!



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Nov 18,2011 10:32pm
somehow, this thread is only the #2 hit for "puerto rican hugh laurie":

http://www.google.com/search?gcx=c&sourcei...p=caa04b27b8edc9bc&biw=1366&bih=643



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Nov 18,2011 10:33pm
Also, I was Eliosfight. There, I said it.



toggletoggle post by hahaha at Mar 20,2014 9:54am
Did anyone hear that Brian got arrested for date raping some broad at a house party?? Haha



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 20,2014 12:03pm
I have combed maps for the elusive 290 bridge in Framingham but to no avail. Heliofights is truly clandestine.



toggletoggle post by immortal13_ at Sep 15,2014 5:21pm
meet me at the dragons den saturday, faggots. my boy's gonna be blowing fire and anyone who needs a pick-me-up. i've been training. up to 165, true muscle. heard about your little pussy ass club. i have a contract with CT MMA United but i don't mind an off-the-record brawl. bring your best. i'll be sitting here enjoying my pre-crossfit N.O. Explode.



toggletoggle post by this at Sep 16,2014 10:48am
xmikex said[orig][quote]
HELIOFIGHT! B-SEVEN!!!!!
...You hit B-8
*If youuuu like pina coladas...*
only worthwhile post in this whole thread



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Sep 16,2014 11:19am
immortal13_ said[orig][quote]
I really want to go to Dragon's Den on Saturday BUT I'M SO BUSY.



toggletoggle post by Byron from Heliofight at Sep 16,2014 11:28am
IF YOU THOUGHT ROCK 'N' JOCK WAS A BLAST, WELL THEN, BOY OH BOY, DO WE HAVE A TREAT FOR YOU, SPORTS LOVERS. THAT'S RIGHT,
HELIOFIGHT BRINGS YOU DEATH FIGHT 5000; FEATURING MEMBERS OF HELIOFIGHT. SATISFY YOUR BLOODLUST AS HELIOFIGHT TAKES OUT IT'S AGGRESSIONS ON EACH OTHER!
HEY ANIMAL, FEAST YOUR EYES AS DAVID WAIN AND TODD HOLOUBEK KICK EACH OTHER IN THE FACE AND STOMACH. BLOOD! DEATH FIGHT 5000. SCREAM FOR MERCY
AND BEG FOR MORE AS KERRI KENNEY BEATS THE LIVING CRAP OUT OF MICHAEL SHOWALTER'S FACE AND HEAD! HOLD ON TO YOUR CHAIRS AS KEN MARINO AND TAG-TEAM
PARTNER MICHAL PATRICK JANN, IN THE MIS-MATCH OF THE CENTURY, LITERALLY SLAUGHTER LITTLE LAMBS BEN GARANT AND JOE LOTRUGLIO BY PUNCHING THEM
REPEATEDLY IN THE FACE WITH THEIR FISTS AND BY KICKING THEM! AND THEN, IN A TWIST THAT ONLY MTV COULD DREAM UP, KEVIN ALLISON FIGHTS HIMSELF TO THE
DEATH! OOOH! DEATH FIGHT 5000. DID I FORGET THE MAIN EVENT? YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS, FIGHT FANS. IT'S BARRY VERSUS LEVON. THIS TIME THE ROBES COME
OFF FOR GOOD! SEE BARRY KICKING LEVON IN THE FACE AND IN THE STOMACH! WATCH LEVON PUNCH BARRY IN THE FACE AND PUNCH HIM IN THE HEAD! IT'S GONNA BE
$240 WORTH OF BLOOD PUDDING. DEATH FIGHT 5000 FEATURING HELIOFIGHT - AND BLOOD, AND KICKING AND DANCING AND SINGING AND JUMPING - AND SKIPPING.
BEFORE THE LORD, BEFORE THE LORD!



toggletoggle post by King Thùndêrstøol from Heliofight at Sep 16,2014 12:45pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I AM THE GREATEST HELIOFIGHT MEMBER OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by workplace shitter at Sep 16,2014 12:47pm
King%20Thùndêrstøol%20from%20Heliofight said[orig][quote]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I AM THE GREATEST HELIOFIGHT MEMBER OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Zircon/Heliofight tour in the toilet right now. I can't stop shitting.



toggletoggle post by grilled_dickcheese_sandwich  at Sep 16,2014 1:34pm
I haven't looked at my own dookie in over seven years!



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