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New site? Maybe some day.
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all your bands are talentless rubbish. its all noise that has zero talent. this stuff isnt heavy..its all a joke. you are all pussies too I bet. working dead end jobs with no lives. you release your 'anger' from your shitty life by making even shittier garbage of which you call metal. get a fucking life and make real music for once rttp. |
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go bleed for a camera why dontcha |
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Hey bro...
...cool story. |
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Correct me if I'm wrong but I believe it's an old wooden ship used around the civil war era. |
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No such thing as a "heliofight". This thread is a nonsensical postcoital faggot n-word jellybaby toiletparty |
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you release your 'anger' from your shitty life by making even shittier garbage of which you call metal.\ |
ITT: failed troll posts entire point of metal in C-grade attempt at sarcasm |
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Heliofight sounds pretty badass. |
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also, "what the fuck is heliofight" experiences brief upswing on Google, followed immediately by a corresponding downturn |
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all your bands are talentless rubbish.
shittier garbage of which you call metal. get a fucking life and make real music for once rttp. |
I didn't know rttp had bands. Rev, are we supposed to pay you royalties when our shit gets downloaded/played on college radio stations?
Lol at "of which you call metal." |
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all your bands are talentless rubbish. its all noise that has zero talent. this stuff isnt heavy..its all a joke. you are all pussies too I bet. working dead end jobs with no lives. you release your 'anger' from your shitty life by making even shittier garbage of which you call metal. get a fucking life and make real music for once rttp. |
I demand to hear your songs forthright! or I shall hereby doubt the existence of said helicopter related fisticuffs.
POSTHASTE. |
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Heliofight is a newly formed street fighting ring based out of framingham. we dont have a web page up yet but will soon. some of our members listen to metal so i found this site and been reading it for some time. the bands here suck and arent real metal. its noisy shit with no talent..dont act like you dont know what im talking about |
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can i have a cassette tape? i only have a walkman. :( |
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*acts like I don't know what you're talking about* |
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DONT FRONT RUSTY. THIS KID IS REAL.
he has helicopter hands. |
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I AIN'T FRONTIN'
I BE BACKIN' |
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Heliofight is a newly formed street fighting ring based out of framingham. we dont have a web page up yet but will soon. some of our members listen to metal so i found this site and been reading it for some time. the bands here suck and arent real metal. its noisy shit with no talent..dont act like you dont know what im talking about |
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Heliofight is a newly formed street fighting ring based out of framingham. we dont have a web page up yet but will soon. some of our members listen to metal so i found this site and been reading it for some time. the bands here suck and arent real metal. its noisy shit with no talent..dont act like you dont know what im talking about |
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just wanted the pictures to actually show up. |
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Heliofight is a newly formed street fighting ring based out of framingham. we dont have a web page up yet but will soon. some of our members listen to metal so i found this site and been reading it for some time. the bands here suck and arent real metal. its noisy shit with no talent..dont act like you dont know what im talking about |
street
fighting
RING?
one of these? So you guys go around and form circles to fight in. Why not joina gym that offers boxing. Unless you're into the whole DIY thing. What kind of "metal" does a street fighter listen to anyways. Biohazard? Disturbed? Do any of your fighters play Street Fighting Man by the Rolling Stones when he fights? Man, you guys are so COOL! Where can I sign up, is there a St Louis faction of Heliocpoter Fights? |
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Heliofight is a gay bar based out of framingham. |
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Heliofight is a newly formed street fighting ring based out of framingham. |
Street fighting ring? Give me a guy at 155 pounds (give or take of course, this ain't UFC). I'm no professional, I haven't even had an amateur fight, but street fighting rings are just for people who say "I wanna be a professional cage fighter, but I'm too lazy to train in a professional gym, or any sort of gym, so if I ever had a chance I'd probably be kicked out as soon as I'm let in." Kimbo Slice is a perfect example of this.
Yes, I am calling you're "fighters" pussies. |
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Framingham?
Is that a city where pieces of ham get framed? I've never understood that. |
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what we do is take the best fighters on the streets and have tryout fights. most of the fighters are trained in some form of fighting. im not here to talk about Heliofight or look at fatfucks fucking..im here to tell you all that your music sucks and you all have no lives. if you have a problem with what im saying come to framingham and Heliofight will show you whats up.. |
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Framingham is the new Chinatown? |
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what we do is take the best fighters on the streets and have tryout fights. most of the fighters are trained in some form of fighting. im not here to talk about Heliofight or look at fatfucks fucking..im here to tell you all that your music sucks and you all have no lives. if you have a problem with what im saying come to framingham and Heliofight will show you whats up.. |
please tell me more about heliofighting. details. is there a membership fee? do you provided medical assistance if i am injured by broken glass or helicopter blades? |
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Hey Faggots,
My name is Brian, and I hate every single one of you. All of your bands are talentless rubbish. You are everything in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any sikk breakdowns? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your zero talent, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to Throwdown and Killswitch.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the punching team, and starter on my shoving team. What sports do you play, other than "release your 'anger' from your shitty life by making even shittier garbage of which you call metal"? I also get straight A's in punching, and have a banging hot sparring partner (he just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should get a fucking life and make real music for once. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my sparring partner |
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can i bum a coors light of you? |
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Hey Faggots,
My name is Brian, and I hate every single one of you. All of your bands are talentless rubbish. You are everything in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any sikk breakdowns? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your zero talent, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to Throwdown and Killswitch.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the punching team, and starter on my shoving team. What sports do you play, other than "release your 'anger' from your shitty life by making even shittier garbage of which you call metal"? I also get straight A's in punching, and have a banging hot sparring partner (he just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should get a fucking life and make real music for once. Thanks for listening.
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try using a more original copy-pasta next time bro |
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looks like some lowlife rttp person is pretending to be me. figures hahah you have nothing else better to do with your sparetime. fuckismysignature, this isnt about Heliofight. and what the fuck name is that anyway. if youve got a mouth to run come to framingham and ask for Heliofight. we meet every thursday nights right off the 290 offramp. you got something to say then lets see if you can back it up with fists. i bet you are in a talentless noise band too..releasing anger with no talent hackriffs.. |
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THE FIRST RULE OF HELIOFIGHT IS YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT HELIOFIGHT |
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HELIOFIGHT! B-SEVEN!!!!!
...You hit B-8
*If youuuu like pina coladas...* |
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all your bands are talentless rubbish. its all noise that has zero talent. this stuff isnt heavy..its all a joke. you are all pussies too I bet. working dead end jobs with no lives. you release your 'anger' from your shitty life by making even shittier garbage of which you call metal. get a fucking life and make real music for once rttp. |
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if youve got a mouth to run come to framingham and ask for Heliofight. we meet every thursday nights right off the 290 offramp. |
You forgot the "No cops are allowed to read this" disclaimer. |
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THE FIRST RULE OF HELIOFIGHT IS YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT HELIOFIGHT |
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if youve got a mouth to run come to framingham and ask for Heliofight. |
im sure if you actually went all the way out to fucking framingham (who cares, its fucking framingham) no one would have heard of it anyway if i were to "ask for heliofight"
they would probably shrug their shoulders and say, "sounds like some faggot shit right there." |
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Brian,
Upon closer inspection, I-290 doesn't seem to run through Framingham. Please clarify so I can know where to verbalize my complaints if need be. |
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i'll be at Ralphs on Saturday if anyone wants to heliofight me. meet me by the sarlac pit |
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oh whats this? now all you internet tough guys are talking shit? mike it is near the sudbury reservoir near southboro. framingham road. bring your boys |
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all of you "metal heads" are fucking faggots, if you dont think so, come down to framingham and show me your dick |
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no one is going to framingham you silly faggot. |
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Pretty sure I'll be in Framingham today. I'll be on the lookout for helio fights in the mean streets of the 'ham. |
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except for mark apparently. |
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I'M GOING TO FRAMINGHAM TO SHOW BRIAN MY DICK, LET'S DO THIS. |
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no one is going to framingham you silly Texas Toast Faggot. |
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mindfuckin the shit outta ya |
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HIDE YO KIDS, HIDE YO WIFE, HIDE YO HUSBANDS, CUZ DEY MINDRAPIN' E'RYBODY OUT HERE |
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Mind rape has a much better ring to it than mind fuck |
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I prefer mindmakelove, personally. |
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mindsurpriseromanticinterlude |
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AHH WHY DOES IT HAVE BALLS?!! |
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An aggressive romance for the gray matter. |
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lets all take a field trip Rapingham |
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lets all take a field trip Spic-ingham |
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Do a west side story about it, bro.
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oh whats this? now all you internet tough guys are talking shit? mike it is near the sudbury reservoir near southboro. framingham road. bring your boys |
Hi Brian, according to Google maps, the approximate area you're describing is in Southborough. Is it Framingham or Southboro? If you could please clarify that'd be great. Thanks. |
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oh whats this? now all you internet tough guys are talking shit? mike it is near the sudbury reservoir near southboro. framingham road. bring your boys |
Hi Brian, according to Google maps, the approximate area you're describing is in Southborough. Is it Framingham or Southboro? If you could please clarify that'd be great. Thanks. |
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xmikex you got me. im from reading, i was told it was in framingham because most menbers live there..but it could be southboro.. framingham road..no address because cops could see this. do you fight mike? anyway some faggot is posting as me again.. you are all jealous because you cant fight and play shitty 'metal' .. still waiting for fuckismysignature to step forward and be a man..oh and mark, you cant suck my dick its too big. Heliofight represent |
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I'm interested in seeing what kind of "training" your "best" street fighters have.
I am calling your fighters pussies again, is the best way to describe this. |
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oh and mark, you cant suck my dick its too big. Heliofight represent |
Easy there big fella, I never said anything about sucking your dick. I just said I was going to show you MY dick. Hopefully we can at least still dock...as long as you're uncut. |
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HELIOFIGHT! B-SEVEN!!!!!
...You hit B-8
*If youuuu like pina coladas...* |
SO MUCH WIN |
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xmikex you got me. im from reading, i was told it was in framingham because most menbers live there..but it could be southboro.. framingham road..no address because cops could see this. do you fight mike? anyway some faggot is posting as me again.. you are all jealous because you cant fight and play shitty 'metal' .. still waiting for fuckismysignature to step forward and be a man..oh and mark, you cant suck my dick its too big. Heliofight represent |
i told you where to find me. if you think i'm gonna go out of my way to fight some faggot from the interwebz youre out of your skull. just wait where you are Mark will swing by to let you stare at his dick for awhile. |
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oh yes tough guy? are you trained? you look like a little faggot in that picture. we have fighters trained in jiu jitsu, boxing, taekwondo.. everything. some arent trained but can beat the fuck out of anyone. you dont need to be trained to know how to fight faggot |
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this is not a karate website. |
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oh yes tough guy? are you trained? you look like a little faggot in that picture. we have fighters trained in jiu jitsu, boxing, taekwondo.. everything. some arent trained but can beat the fuck out of anyone. you dont need to be trained to know how to fight faggot |
says the man who doesnt even know where is "fight club" is located. go back to talking to your imaginary brad pit faggot butt buddy bitch.
you little texas toast faggot |
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xmikex you got me. im from reading, i was told it was in framingham because most menbers live there..but it could be southboro.. framingham road..no address because cops could see this. do you fight mike? anyway some faggot is posting as me again.. you are all jealous because you cant fight and play shitty 'metal' .. still waiting for fuckismysignature to step forward and be a man..oh and mark, you cant suck my dick its too big. Heliofight represent |
Hi Brian, thanks for clarifying those points. I spend most of my week nights getting beat up by professional fighters and/or guys who either have really good technique or just hit hard. It kind of puts a damper on my want to "street fight" (whatever that means). So thanks but no thanks on the offer. I was just curious how much information you'd give out publicly about your secret illegal activities before you realized what you were doing. Nicely played stopping when you did. I doubt there's much the cops can do now with only the time, place, and directions on how to get there. |
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also if you were a professional fighting squad you would have youtube videos showing your skills. post them now. |
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yea its a shitty 'metal' webpage with primadonna skinny fags who think they make good metal and act tough online |
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HELIOFIGHT! B-SEVEN!!!!!
...You hit B-8
*If youuuu like pina coladas...* |
SO MUCH WIN |
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youtube videos of your skills. post them. |
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oh yes tough guy? are you trained? you look like a little faggot in that picture. we have fighters trained in jiu jitsu, boxing, taekwondo.. everything. some arent trained but can beat the fuck out of anyone. you dont need to be trained to know how to fight faggot |
I said gimme a guy at 155, so obviously that means I'm roughly around 155. Anyone with any sort off knowledge in ju-jitsu knows that size doesn't matter at all.
And to answer you're question if I'm trained: Why yes, muay thai and some gracie ju-jitsu (not a whole lot of that though). I dunno if this lives up to your incredible street fighting standards.
What happened to trolls that were actually funny anyway? We need nigger back. |
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oh and mark, you cant suck my dick its too big. Heliofight represent |
Easy there big fella, I never said anything about sucking your dick. I just said I was going to show you MY dick. Hopefully we can at least still dock...as long as you're uncut. |
dont tease me silly boy, i love when you talk dirty |
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yea its a shitty 'metal' webpage with primadonna skinny fags who think they make good metal and act tough online |
WHO YOU CALLING SKINNY?!?!?!?!? |
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HEY GUYS WE DO ILLEGAL STREET FIGHTS IN THE FRAMINGHAM/SOUTHBORO, NO COPS PLEASE DONT LET ANY COPY KNOW ABOUT THIS COPS DONT KNOW HOW TO USE THE INTERNET
P.S. NO COPS PLEASE |
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hey brian, do you like fighting with weapons too? since you're such a pussy i figured you like weapons |
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this thread needs moar cops |
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hey brian, do you like fighting with weapons too? since you're such a pussy i figured you like weapons |
HAHAHAHAHAHA |
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Sawat dee krap, my nigga. good to know I've got more thai dudes on this board than just myself. |
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hey brian, do you like fighting with weapons too? since you're such a pussy i figured you like weapons |
The only weapons i like to use are baseball bats, but not for conventional use. i prefer to insert the fat end up my asshole |
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leave Beelze out of this! |
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Sawat dee krap, my nigga. good to know I've got more thai dudes on this board than just myself. |
It's fun shit. Once I'm making more money I'm probably gonna change schools, I wanna go to Sityo Dong or Gracie Barra but they're both so damn expensive. |
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Guy on the left looks like a Puerto Rican Hugh Laurie. |
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Chinatown gate, be there.
hudson at beach street.
in between the lions.
meet there or a pussy is you.
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Sawat dee krap, my nigga. good to know I've got more thai dudes on this board than just myself. |
It's fun shit. Once I'm making more money I'm probably gonna change schools, I wanna go to Sityo Dong or Gracie Barra but they're both so damn expensive. |
I've been at Sityodtong for the past several years. It's worth every cent. |
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Good to know for sure, that's what I've read but never actually talked to someone who goes there. Like I said I can't afford it right now, but once the money starts rolling in I'll more than likely be going there. |
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Sawat dee krap, my nigga. good to know I've got more thai dudes on this board than just myself. |
It's fun shit. Once I'm making more money I'm probably gonna change schools, I wanna go to Sityo Dong or Gracie Barra but they're both so damn expensive. |
I've been at Sityodtong for the past several years. It's worth every cent. |
I went to Sityodtong for a while in 07'. I wish I had money to go back. Boxing is my first love but muay thai is a close second. |
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I've been at Sityodtong for the past several years. It's worth every cent. |
I went in about two years ago to see if I could study just muay thai and was told they don't have a dedicated MT class/coach, did that change? I haven't competed in years, it'd be nice to get back into it.
Someone come take krav maga with me in Malden. |
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only being 150 lbs and not being able to take a punch so taking MT is real and for pussies |
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I've been at Sityodtong for the past several years. It's worth every cent. |
I went in about two years ago to see if I could study just muay thai and was told they don't have a dedicated MT class/coach, did that change? I haven't competed in years, it'd be nice to get back into it.
Someone come take krav maga with me in Malden. |
I'm a little confused. You went to Sityodtong and they told you they didn't have a Muay Thai class? It's a Muay Thai school. It's the first and foremost thing we do. Feel free to send me a private message for more info (or better yet check the website) I'd be glad to help, but there's no way you went to Sityodtong and they told you they didnt have Muay Thai trainers. |
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only being 150 lbs and not being able to take a punch so taking MT is real and for pussies |
LOLZORS who said anything about me not being able to take a punch?
Yeah sityodong is a dedicated muay thai camp, they they just also offer everything else that has to do with MMA. |
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i love how you guys talk like you are all real fighters but probably never even got in a real fight yourself...wannabe UFC faggots. Heliofight dont mess around.. |
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ugh brian you are boring the shit out of us. |
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i love how you guys talk like you are all real fighters but probably never even got in a real fight yourself...wannabe UFC faggots. Heliofight dont mess around.. |
u r either aril, msd, boxxy, or an invalid. |
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ya probably. i enjoy interacting with trolls. fun timez |
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Yeah, this troll is getting old pretty fast. On to the next one. |
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Certainly no "ejaculating doberman" but it is still effective.
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helioposter is doesnt afraid of anything |
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hahah you fags think im not for real?? haha dumbass pussies who cant fight or write music |
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listen up fags, stop ruining hardcore!! come around the highway offramp bringing that cheese and sauce, you're gonna get hurt |
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hahah you fags think im not for real?? haha dumbass pussies who cant fight or write music |
you have no evidence that proves otherwise. until then.. no you are not real. |
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what evidence do you need..we are a new group and don't videotape the fights yet faggot. is ralphs a club or something? ill be sure to show up saturday |
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i'll be on the lookout for pepperoni breath. if i see any red stains on your shirt, they better be blood from illegal underground streetfights, and not from delicious pizza! |
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Elios!
It was right there in front of me! Well trolled Sir. |
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ok this shit is just getting annoying. if you trolls want to attempt to troll us please do it in an original manner. if you douchebags want to act like tough guys because mommy didn't hug you enough then make an actual account and post instead of staying anonymous. |
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needs more funny and less repetive redunancy.
CHALLENGE! |
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nah i'm good. lets have a bro fap session. can you give me a heliojob? |
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Heliofight sounds pretty badass. |
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Heliofight sounds pretty. |
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FIXED. |
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This thread is exactly what this board needed. |
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SMEAGLIO FIGHTS WANTS YOUR PRECIOUS.
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u r either aril, msd, boxxy, or an invalid. |
not me.. but once again, thanks for thinking of me <3 |
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Why's everyone keep referring to helicopters? I was under the impression helio meant "sun." Lulz at someone who's in a street fighting ring saying we all have dead end jobs and are going nowhere. |
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helicopters were invented before the sun dummy. |
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Whats up fags. Brian has been telling me about this forum for some time now. He is one of our best fighters. If any of you little trash talking gothic fags want to back your shit up come deal with Brian or myself like real men. Heliofight dont fuck around. If you think you are man enough come prove it pussy.
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Haha, observe the riffraff on this forum spouting off all sorts of malarkey. BrianHelioFight is one of the finest pugilists of our age and I posit that few amongst the RttP denizens could engage in a heads up, toe to toe match of gentlemens' fisticuffs with one HelioBrian, esq. Toodles, I've got a gruyere and portabello quesadilla cooking on the Foreman grille. |
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Only Hated recording a fight song for an MMA fighter is real. |
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thread was silly. fictional nonsense. |
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Only Hated recording a fight song for an MMA fighter is real. |
loloololololol
I bet he's Lynn's MOST EXTREME MMA jobber. |
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heliocentricity?? GUFFAW!! |
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Also, I was Eliosfight. There, I said it. |
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Did anyone hear that Brian got arrested for date raping some broad at a house party?? Haha |
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I have combed maps for the elusive 290 bridge in Framingham but to no avail. Heliofights is truly clandestine. |
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meet me at the dragons den saturday, faggots. my boy's gonna be blowing fire and anyone who needs a pick-me-up. i've been training. up to 165, true muscle. heard about your little pussy ass club. i have a contract with CT MMA United but i don't mind an off-the-record brawl. bring your best. i'll be sitting here enjoying my pre-crossfit N.O. Explode. |
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HELIOFIGHT! B-SEVEN!!!!!
...You hit B-8
*If youuuu like pina coladas...* |
only worthwhile post in this whole thread |
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I really want to go to Dragon's Den on Saturday BUT I'M SO BUSY. |
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IF YOU THOUGHT ROCK 'N' JOCK WAS A BLAST, WELL THEN, BOY OH BOY, DO WE HAVE A TREAT FOR YOU, SPORTS LOVERS. THAT'S RIGHT,
HELIOFIGHT BRINGS YOU DEATH FIGHT 5000; FEATURING MEMBERS OF HELIOFIGHT. SATISFY YOUR BLOODLUST AS HELIOFIGHT TAKES OUT IT'S AGGRESSIONS ON EACH OTHER!
HEY ANIMAL, FEAST YOUR EYES AS DAVID WAIN AND TODD HOLOUBEK KICK EACH OTHER IN THE FACE AND STOMACH. BLOOD! DEATH FIGHT 5000. SCREAM FOR MERCY
AND BEG FOR MORE AS KERRI KENNEY BEATS THE LIVING CRAP OUT OF MICHAEL SHOWALTER'S FACE AND HEAD! HOLD ON TO YOUR CHAIRS AS KEN MARINO AND TAG-TEAM
PARTNER MICHAL PATRICK JANN, IN THE MIS-MATCH OF THE CENTURY, LITERALLY SLAUGHTER LITTLE LAMBS BEN GARANT AND JOE LOTRUGLIO BY PUNCHING THEM
REPEATEDLY IN THE FACE WITH THEIR FISTS AND BY KICKING THEM! AND THEN, IN A TWIST THAT ONLY MTV COULD DREAM UP, KEVIN ALLISON FIGHTS HIMSELF TO THE
DEATH! OOOH! DEATH FIGHT 5000. DID I FORGET THE MAIN EVENT? YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS, FIGHT FANS. IT'S BARRY VERSUS LEVON. THIS TIME THE ROBES COME
OFF FOR GOOD! SEE BARRY KICKING LEVON IN THE FACE AND IN THE STOMACH! WATCH LEVON PUNCH BARRY IN THE FACE AND PUNCH HIM IN THE HEAD! IT'S GONNA BE
$240 WORTH OF BLOOD PUDDING. DEATH FIGHT 5000 FEATURING HELIOFIGHT - AND BLOOD, AND KICKING AND DANCING AND SINGING AND JUMPING - AND SKIPPING.
BEFORE THE LORD, BEFORE THE LORD! |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I AM THE GREATEST HELIOFIGHT MEMBER OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I AM THE GREATEST HELIOFIGHT MEMBER OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Zircon/Heliofight tour in the toilet right now. I can't stop shitting. |
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I haven't looked at my own dookie in over seven years! |
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