http://wireless.go.com/wireless/abcnews/section/US/12545830_2

Live free or die! Smooch my Masshole, fuckers.

ACAB

WHO CARES IF THE STUPID BITCH IS PREGNANT WITH AN BABBY.
YOU BREAK THE LAW YOU GET A TICKET.
HOW HARD IS THAT TO UNDERSTAND?

Fuck, i could understand if you were dying but to quote some movie, people have been doing this for thousands of years without hospitals. she just wanted the epi

i've got mixed feelings on this one. i sympathized with the couple til the news showed the actual ticket. the guy was driving 105 mph. what an ass. would he be driving that fast if the baby was in the car not still encased-in-vag? she'd prob scream at him for doing that too. he was in the position to be the reasonable one & failed, therefore he deserved to get the ticket. on the other hand, the cop is still kinda a douche- he coulda just got in front of their car to escort them at a "reasonable" speed.

I think he did get in front after the 911 operator was called, the 102 was before that. Regardless, this story could have easily ended "man causes 10 car pileup bringing wife to hospital, all dead" if he wasn't so lucky.

I think he did get in front after the 911 operator was called, the 102 was before that. Regardless, this story could have easily ended "man causes 10 car pileup bringing wife to hospital, all dead" if he wasn't so lucky.

ok, alx's post was better than any of arils.

haters gonna hate.

His were also good... and I'm assuming he didn't choose arial black for the (proper meme) font because he was pressed for time.

hey, i was pressed for time. i was doing it in any empty apartment, waiting to move shit across town. 10 minutes of effort. may I remind you of some classics?
although this took under 5 minutes:
old rev in the moutain

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you were doing it in an empty apartment? TMI.

That Mary is one piece of ace.

chlorophyll more like borephyll

Didn't realize the dipshit was doing 105. Actually if he hit the brakes hard at that speed, the little parasite would probably just pop out of the vajayjay.

DAWN OF THE DEAD REMAKE

That's why there's ambulances and paramedics, dumbass.

Wow.