remember all those posters up around new england on all metal posts that were about a judgement day 10/10/2002 or 2000 or something like that. There is still one of them on 93N going into salem. I'm going to try to take a picture of it.
So what I'm reading is that a religious group has ascertained a very specific date based on a vague if not absent explanation of how they got to that date, ignoring first that the bible said certain things (if I'm not mistaken, a massive and lengthy war that would turn the world inside out) would happen before Jesus came to thumbs-up all of the faithful to heaven, and second that this gimmic has been done more times than a melodic metalcore band at a VFW show.
Believe it or not in NH back in the 1800s entire villages in Coos county thought it was the end of the world based on a similarly vague calculation of a random bible reference and in fact they all went to the cemeteries to greet the risen dead who would then fly with them up to heaven.
If it happens, I'm going to hose down rapturees with piss-filled Super Soakers as they ascend to faggot heaven
post by AndrewBastard at Jan 3,2011 4:44pm
wouldn't atheists know that this isn't actually going to happen, EVER thus these rapture-subscribers wont be going anywhere thus their pets will still have their insane owners to look after them...
I don't know the math is pretty solid: (Arbitrary number picked from a book of stories passed down through generations in the form of oral tradition much like a modern game of telephone) divided by (additional arbitrary number selected from the Hebrew Calendar without taking into consideration the hundreds of changes made to the Hebrew Calendar since the time of an arbitrary event from the game-of-telephone-esque story) = run screaming. Yup. I'm convinced.
'"If May 21 passes and I'm still here, that means I wasn't saved. Does that mean God's word is inaccurate or untrue? Not at all," Warden said.'
It's hilarious how these cunts never feel shame or embarrassment when their cockamamie theories don't happen. I hope something horrible happens to everyone who believes this as well as their families.
If they are right, I'll see all you faggots in H-E-Double hockey sticks.
where you will eat naught but burning hot coals and drink naught but burning hot cola! where fiery demons will punch you in the back! where your soul will be chopped into confetti and strewn upon a parade of murderers and single mothers! where your tongue will be torn out by ravenous birds!
post by RustyPS at Jan 4,2011 8:28am edited Jan 4,2011 8:29am
I went to their website, read their homepage and still don't see any actual case being made that would explain how May 21, 2011 is the date.
There's a lot math that "makes sense" (in the sense that 1 + 1 =2) but they intentionally omit tiny little facts like how/why they choose the numbers they use. It's like saying I'm 27 and my birthday is the 14th, so I'm going to die when I'm 41 because 27+14=41. And as these people are dumb enough to believe in a biblical apocalypse, they're also dumb enough to go "yeah it does equal 41, he must be right".
I've obviously heard of the Mayan calendar ending in December 2012, but I've never heard of the christian version of 2012 apocalypse.... very interesting..... ha.
It was the flight name/number of one of the 9/11 planes.
It actually wasn't a flight or tail number of any of the planes BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE IT'S TOTALLY MAKES SENSE SO THE WORLDS GOING TO END IN MAY RIGHT?!
mattvc = anagram for vatacam OR Vatican
There are 6 letters in his name, and he's posted 3 times in this thread = 666
The book of Matthew contains exactly... you guessed it 911 verses.
mattvc = anagram for vatacam OR Vatican
There are 6 letters in his name, and he's posted 3 times in this thread = 666
The book of Matthew contains exactly... you guessed it 911 verses.
Holy shit, this one goes all the way to the top:
There is so much wrong with that.. I MEAN..... Fuck, he's onto us, Saddam.
NOW YOU COME CRAWLING ON YOUR HANDS AND KNEES
YOU BEG FOR FORGIVENESS
SUCK ME TIL I BLEED!
AND FOR YOUR TRANSGRESSIONS, HERETICAL BLASPHEMY
THE PUNISHMENT IS DAMNATION, YOU'LL BURN INTERMINABLY!!!
bennyhillifier Hilarious that Christians really believe this.
Actually, that earthbound-pets idea is genius. Collect money from Christians for a service you are sure you will never have to provide.
