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returntothepit >> discuss >> Midvinterblót motherfuckers by DestroyYouAlot on Dec 25,2010 6:43pm
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toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Dec 25,2010 6:43pm
Got a yule log of 100-year-old lightning-struck oak and a classy offering to burn with; fine Islay Scotch for the blót. Gonna pour one out so Thor will get off his ass and bring the sun back. Hammers high, heathen motherfuckers. May your enemies fall before you in the coming year.

tl;dr: doin a ritual about it



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Dec 25,2010 6:44pm



toggletoggle post by Santalx_Clausket at Dec 25,2010 6:53pm
^totally looks like gaahl



toggletoggle post by Valkyriescreams  at Dec 25,2010 8:03pm
Ask him to speed up time... just for tonight. I wanna be somewhere not at work.



toggletoggle post by IllinoisEnemaBradness at Dec 25,2010 9:49pm
In Sweden and many surrounding parts of Europe, polytheistic tribes celebrated a Midvinterblot or mid-winter-sacrifice, featuring both animal and human sacrifice. The blót was performed by gođi, or priests, at certain cult sites, most of which have churches built upon them now. Midvinterblot paid tribute to the local gods, appealing to them to let go winter's grip. The folk tradition was finally abandoned by 1200, due to missionary persistence.




WHO YOU GONNA KILL MAN
THOR IS WAITING!!!



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Dec 26,2010 11:09am
apparently by "kill" we meant "kill two bottles of Scotch and smear paint EVERYWHERE"



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Dec 26,2010 12:27pm



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