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New site? Maybe some day.
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That is how they do it in India. Never shaking that guys hand ever. That is almost as bad as someone standing up to wipe. |
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fuck that. i consider the environment in a lot of things i do, but when it comes to ass cleanliness, that takes precedent over most aspects of life. |
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A wad of TP or you're a pussy. |
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Never, under any circumstances, will wiping my ass with a single sheet of TP.
I'd use the cardboard innards of the roll before doing that. |
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Never, under any circumstances, will wiping my ass with a single sheet of TP. |
Are you kidding me? when I houdini a single wiper, I'm sometimes so amazed that I follow it up with another one just to make sure. Single wipe shits are the best thing in the world. It's the best omen on a good day. |
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Single wipe shits are one thing, single tp square shits are best left in India. |
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my high school teacher took half the class once telling us about how she caught her husband whiping his ass wrong and had to teach him the proper way. |
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Never, under any circumstances, will wiping my ass with a single sheet of TP. |
Are you kidding me? when I houdini a single wiper, I'm sometimes so amazed that I follow it up with another one just to make sure. Single wipe shits are the best thing in the world. It's the best omen on a good day. |
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only casting fecal auguries is real |
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if I ever got that much shit on my hand, I'd probably vomit all over myself |
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Never, under any circumstances, will wiping my ass with a single sheet of TP. |
Are you kidding me? when I houdini a single wiper, I'm sometimes so amazed that I follow it up with another one just to make sure. Single wipe shits are the best thing in the world. It's the best omen on a good day. |
Ok, Rev, I stand corrected. Ghost shits with minimal to zero residue are the exception to my statement. |
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haha yeah ghost shits rule, but i still check at least twice after the initial wipe. |
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I wiped my ass with my hand for an entire year, its not that bad. At first its hard to get used to because its seemingly disgusting, but when you are traveling for a long period of time in India, no one has TP in their house, so its a pain to have to carry it around forever. you get used to it. |
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I wiped my ass with my hand for an entire year, its not that bad. At first its hard to get used to because its seemingly disgusting, but when you are traveling for a long period of time in India, no one has TP in their house, so its a pain to have to carry it around forever. you get used to it. |
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I wiped my ass with my hand for an entire year, its not that bad. At first its hard to get used to because its seemingly disgusting, but when you are traveling for a long period of time in India, no one has TP in their house, so its a pain to have to carry it around forever. you get used to it. |
If this is true, I take my hat off to you. |
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but never extend your hand to him. |
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your left hand that is. SHit is suprisingly water soluble and with soap in the mix, youd never be able to tell |
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at least tell me you carried around anti-bacterial soap with you. |
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no i didnt. I also drank water from the tap (it was in the mountains not the plains), and ate and drank everything the locals did, including all the meat, and fermented beverages they gave me. I got dysentery once for a few days, but thats about it for the whole year. |
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only going native iz reel |
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Question:
When you people wipe your ass.... do you stick the paper in your butthole to push the remaining shit back in? You know, to prevent embarrasing leakage? Am I in the minority? |
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I answer your question with a question:
Why are you even wiping when you haven't finished shitting yet? |
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I mean, i've pushed as hard as I can. My balls turn blue at times. I push with all my might... yet there seems to be a bit of fecal decay on my rectum wall. I just hate it. |
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Something seems inherently wrong about plunging crap back up your bunghole so that it doesn't accidentally leak out later on. |
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I sort of, twist my finger around, as to swab the remainder. Not really plunging per se. I hate having streaky undies. |
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Baby wipes IST KREIG. If I wipe with toilet paper, it doesn't get completely clean. Trufax. |
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^^ how would you know? is your ass still brown? |
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i think, given some time, i could really get into the idea of a bidet. the more i think about it the more toilet paper seems like a ridiculous, unsanitary and wasteful idea. |
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^^ how would you know? is your ass still brown? |
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cause stand up wipers are gross. |
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