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returntothepit >> discuss >> How to wipe your ass by Alx_Casket on Dec 9,2010 12:32am
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toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Dec 9,2010 12:32am
with one sheet of toilet paper.


http://vimeo.com/17552229



toggletoggle post by Cult at Dec 9,2010 6:31am
That is how they do it in India. Never shaking that guys hand ever. That is almost as bad as someone standing up to wipe.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 9,2010 7:11am
fuck that. i consider the environment in a lot of things i do, but when it comes to ass cleanliness, that takes precedent over most aspects of life.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Dec 9,2010 8:18am
A wad of TP or you're a pussy.



toggletoggle post by GUYnli at Dec 9,2010 8:21am
front to back



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Dec 9,2010 8:22am
GUYnli said[orig][quote]
front to back


Don't want shit balls.



toggletoggle post by timma at Dec 9,2010 8:36am
Never, under any circumstances, will wiping my ass with a single sheet of TP.

I'd use the cardboard innards of the roll before doing that.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 9,2010 8:54am
timma said[orig][quote]
Never, under any circumstances, will wiping my ass with a single sheet of TP.
Are you kidding me? when I houdini a single wiper, I'm sometimes so amazed that I follow it up with another one just to make sure. Single wipe shits are the best thing in the world. It's the best omen on a good day.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Dec 9,2010 9:05am
Single wipe shits are one thing, single tp square shits are best left in India.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Dec 9,2010 9:11am
my high school teacher took half the class once telling us about how she caught her husband whiping his ass wrong and had to teach him the proper way.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Dec 9,2010 9:16am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
timma said[orig][quote]
Never, under any circumstances, will wiping my ass with a single sheet of TP.
Are you kidding me? when I houdini a single wiper, I'm sometimes so amazed that I follow it up with another one just to make sure. Single wipe shits are the best thing in the world. It's the best omen on a good day.


"+1 Like button"

only casting fecal auguries is real



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Dec 9,2010 9:38am
if I ever got that much shit on my hand, I'd probably vomit all over myself



toggletoggle post by timma at Dec 9,2010 9:42am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
timma said[orig][quote]
Never, under any circumstances, will wiping my ass with a single sheet of TP.
Are you kidding me? when I houdini a single wiper, I'm sometimes so amazed that I follow it up with another one just to make sure. Single wipe shits are the best thing in the world. It's the best omen on a good day.


Ok, Rev, I stand corrected. Ghost shits with minimal to zero residue are the exception to my statement.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 9,2010 10:37am
haha yeah ghost shits rule, but i still check at least twice after the initial wipe.



toggletoggle post by Ancient Master at Dec 9,2010 10:53am
I wiped my ass with my hand for an entire year, its not that bad. At first its hard to get used to because its seemingly disgusting, but when you are traveling for a long period of time in India, no one has TP in their house, so its a pain to have to carry it around forever. you get used to it.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 9,2010 10:55am



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Dec 9,2010 10:57am
Ancient%20Master said[orig][quote]
I wiped my ass with my hand for an entire year, its not that bad. At first its hard to get used to because its seemingly disgusting, but when you are traveling for a long period of time in India, no one has TP in their house, so its a pain to have to carry it around forever. you get used to it.


WAT



toggletoggle post by Slag NLI at Dec 9,2010 10:58am
Ancient%20Master said[orig][quote]
I wiped my ass with my hand for an entire year, its not that bad. At first its hard to get used to because its seemingly disgusting, but when you are traveling for a long period of time in India, no one has TP in their house, so its a pain to have to carry it around forever. you get used to it.


If this is true, I take my hat off to you.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 9,2010 11:00am
but never extend your hand to him.



toggletoggle post by Ancient Master at Dec 9,2010 11:04am
your left hand that is. SHit is suprisingly water soluble and with soap in the mix, youd never be able to tell



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Dec 9,2010 11:05am
at least tell me you carried around anti-bacterial soap with you.



toggletoggle post by Ancient Master at Dec 9,2010 11:10am
no i didnt. I also drank water from the tap (it was in the mountains not the plains), and ate and drank everything the locals did, including all the meat, and fermented beverages they gave me. I got dysentery once for a few days, but thats about it for the whole year.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Dec 9,2010 11:42am
only going native iz reel



toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Dec 9,2010 11:55am
Ancient%20Master said[orig][quote]
no i didnt.





toggletoggle post by Martins NLI at Dec 13,2010 10:40am
Question:

When you people wipe your ass.... do you stick the paper in your butthole to push the remaining shit back in? You know, to prevent embarrasing leakage? Am I in the minority?



toggletoggle post by timma at Dec 13,2010 10:44am
I answer your question with a question:

Why are you even wiping when you haven't finished shitting yet?



toggletoggle post by Martins NLI at Dec 13,2010 10:48am
I mean, i've pushed as hard as I can. My balls turn blue at times. I push with all my might... yet there seems to be a bit of fecal decay on my rectum wall. I just hate it.



toggletoggle post by timma at Dec 13,2010 10:55am
Something seems inherently wrong about plunging crap back up your bunghole so that it doesn't accidentally leak out later on.



toggletoggle post by Martins NLI at Dec 13,2010 10:58am
I sort of, twist my finger around, as to swab the remainder. Not really plunging per se. I hate having streaky undies.



toggletoggle post by Woah!_Shut_It_Down!  at Dec 14,2010 6:12pm
Baby wipes IST KREIG. If I wipe with toilet paper, it doesn't get completely clean. Trufax.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 8,2011 1:51pm
^^ how would you know? is your ass still brown?



toggletoggle post by slar you morbid? at Jan 8,2011 2:06pm
i think, given some time, i could really get into the idea of a bidet. the more i think about it the more toilet paper seems like a ridiculous, unsanitary and wasteful idea.



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toggletoggle post by Woah!_NLI! at Jan 8,2011 5:27pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
^^ how would you know? is your ass still brown?





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toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 16,2015 2:15pm
Stand%20up%20and%20shit! said[orig][quote]


cause stand up wipers are gross.



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