j/k it's just Gostkowski. Fuck that guy.

Shayne Graham is a serviceable fill in. He's meh from beyond 50 but percentage wise he's more or less on par with Gostkowski and you won't be biting your nails whenever he's on the field wondering if he's going to randomly shank a 25 yarder or kickoff out of bounds in the clutch.

How a kicker goes on IR is still way beyond me.

and in a less publicized move, the Pats dumped Jake Ingram and picked up a new long snapper whose name I will hopefully never have to learn.

Gostkowski apparently tore a quad muscle...that must sting

Misread this as "tore a mustache."

the mustache must be properly stretched or else it could be strained.