We're a very serious thrash band based out of the boston/stoughton area and we're in dire needs looking for a long haired lead guitarist! We're looking for somebody serious and enthusiastic about it 'cause we plan on doing an east coast tour this summer. We already have merch and shit and we're in the recording process so we're looking for somebody soon who can be permanent full time member. If interested please email me at trukissfan247@yahoo.com LET US KNOW! only two requests; long hair and a descent personality, we've gone through too many shitty people so time to start moving forward!
i can see why'd you want a long-haired guitarist to fit in with your thrash image but i cant imagine you'd want to choose a less skilled axeman over a potentially awesome shredder based on their hair length.
post by sir coughsalot at Nov 6,2010 6:15pm
don't you guys know that having long hair makes you automatically good at guitar? these guys know what they're doing. they've uncovered the universal secret that if you're a stupid fucking pretty boy poser hipster-thrash fuck with long hair and you surround yourself with similar morons you're bound to go places. no need to know how to play your instruments. god forbid. only focusing on image is real.
so wait how bout this, i'll wear a wig and just jerk off to municipal waste records on stage while you guys play your uber awesome pabts chugging anthraxadethallica. i mean shit as long as everyone has long hair why bother with any instruments at all? lets just stand on stage and see who has more patches on their new denim vests. then maybe later when we get bored with it we can start listening to elvis costello, tell everyone we're artists and pretend we have a heroin habit.
