I didn't mean to do all of this. I didn't mean to hit my girlfriend. I tried ending my life by driving my car off a cliff but I failed. I'm sorry world..
Sorry Bill, I failed you. :(
I can't fault the Samoan for driving off a cliff. When you take into account the speed he had to maintain to reach his destination and the whole galaxy of multicolored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers detected in his bloodstream I surely wouldn't expect him to stop. And with a paranoid passenger playing the backseat driver, oh no, he couldn't stop here