You don't want to fuck with me on this one. It's rightfully mine. There isn't a bigger GWAR fan on this board than me.. except Rich, but that's only in terms of actual body mass
That's what you think, but you are probably wrong. I could explain, but then I would be exceeding the amount of internet freak out tirades I have been allotted for the month.
Hmmm, you wanna give me a run for my money? Haha.. Honestly, there is no point in arguing just merely stating my stance on GWAR.
The thousands of dollars I've spent on merch, rare memorabilia, travelling half way up and down the entire east coast for shows (39 now), the fucking tattoo on my arm.. it goes on and on, but the real issue at hand is that GWAR is single handedly the reason I'm into the music I listen to/play today.
Let's get together and discuss how hard our dicks get when we think about Flopsy's dripping wet cunni-face and drink beers.
Oh and I'll bring the Oderus mask I got onstage from the HOB show this summer... and maybe my proto-type sword I got from $leazy back in 'O5 as we took bong rips in his house before the New Years Eve show in Richmond and he told me about the opossum being the ''ultimate punk rock pet''
I do not have the same things that you have but I did cheat on my girlfriend to fuck a girl dressed up as Balsac the jaws of death in both holes. I do have every album and alot of videos. I do have a shirt signed by the whole band. I think I have seen them just as many times as you, but honestly it is too many for me to remember right now. I have seen them in Florida, New jersey, rhode island (only mentioned because it was my first gwar show I ever went to on the we kill everything tour) and every time they have come to Massachusetts, (including that cramped ass show at pearl st in Northampton) since I was 15 years old and I am 27 now. I did once explain to Dave Brockie who Matt Frewer was while watching the dawn of the dead re-make on their tour bus (the same tour bus on which I saw Matt Maguire take some fat chick from cradle of filth back to his bunk), also hung out and drank with the band. I did have a very long conversation in person with Scott Krahl about why hunter Jackson is no longer in Gwar and how he ripped them all off. I do not have any swords or any stuff like that, but Gwar is also the reason that I got into metal. I have spent years listening to them and memorizing everything about them that I did have, and I pretty much have a encyclopedia of Gwar knowledge about everything they ever released in my head. That's I really have. Not so much concrete as it is something that I enjoyed ALONE for years with everybody I know making fun of me for it. That is why there really are no moderate Gwar fans dude. Except the people who just go and see them for the shock value.
The picture they used for FUKK and 3HM on the O'Briens site is lulz.
post by saxlbeckett at Oct 29,2010 2:16pm
if you have to force them into it then yes I will replace the member who does not believe. If I have to play guitar I chose Balsac becuase I can handle mike derk's playing style but not the style of the many Flatti Maximuses. We should play "cool place to park" and "ham on the bone." Those just popped into my head. I don't know what else you want to do.
While I was outside I hit up the O'Brien's box office and got front row seats for next year's event. Got there just in time too b/c the ticket agent packed up his shopping cart full of trash bags and left right after I handed him a blank check. Whewww.
post by nekronautnli at Oct 31,2010 1:50pm
Get ready for next year..
post by markworkingrichards at Oct 31,2010 2:22pm
I'd like to nominate Composted/Boarcorpse/Useful Idiot as Life Of Agony (River Runs Red material only) again next year.