http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/shark-caught-barfing-up-human-remains

they were truly festering human remains.

Raddest shark ever

i doubt he shark will do any time. fucking liberals.

FUCK YOU HE-SHARK!

i agree with all the girlie comments...

EWWWWW OMG WTF (seriously, this is gross)

That rules.

Yes, yes it does.

he was getting revenge for all the shark bites fruit snacks we've been eating all these years

If I was that dead sailor, I'd be pissed to have my rest disturbed by some fucking banker.

Awesome how a Tiger shark can swallow a whole half of a grown human leg like that. geeesh.

there is much more than a leg. i'm pretty sure those are ribs in the big part of the pile. there is also an arm. maybe he ate everything but the head and there is a severed head floating somewhere out in the ocean.

Holy crap, talk about a lame way to die. You'd probably suffocate/drown before you'd die from the shark-violence.... cuz i doubt the shark would come up for air enough... which at that point, you wouldn't want it to, you'd be BEGGING for the sweet release.

New scaphism song or it didn't happen...

this would make an excellent cd cover

Judging by the size of the leg and arm, that was no small dude either.

fucking awesome, its almost as good as turducken, anyone up for some Sharkuman?

how about the one below it about the frozen sharks stuffed with cocaine hahaha

id love to die bein eaten by a shark

agreed

EATEN
MY ONE DESIRE, MY ONLY WISH IS TO BE EATEN
EATEN
THE LONGER I LIVE THE MORE I'M DYIN TO FEEL THE PAIN.

i'd have the coolest obituary if i was eaten by a shark. when i'm old and useless im goin to shark waters and swim in chump while my family videotapes my end

So much for an open casket service...

THAT MOTHERFUCKER STOLE MY BIT! A SHARK ATE ME IN DEEP BLUE SEA!

MOTHAFUCKIN SHARKS

You thought that you'd have so much fun
Out surfing with your bros
But in the water awaits
A terror that nobody knows
Without a fear you rip around
Stoked on the killer waves
But to dine on your flesh
Is what this monster craves!

But it's too late it has made its mark
THE TERROR SHARK
You're dragged beneath
By its rows of teeth
THE TERROR SHARK

Panic on the beach
There's nothing the lifeguard can do
The crimson red of you blood
Stains the oceans blue
You never thought that you could be
So low on the food chain
You're left a floating piece of meat
In agonizing pain

The meal is done you body is gone
They only find an arm
A terrible reminder
That you're never safe from harm
Back into the depths
Its stomach is full from the deadly feast

Remorseless killer digests the deceased
THE TERROR SHARK
Humans are helpless to this mighty beast
THE TERROR SHARK
Claiming its prey helpless in the water
We're a human buffet

Nothings going to save you
Now that it's begun to slay
You're lucky if they find your torso
Floating in the waves

When the water's not shallow
You're bound to get swallowed
As the hunger for your flesh
Grows more by the hour
Was it a good idea to go for that swim?
Since they'll never find your body
In one piece again

Out of the water!
THE TERROR SHARK

looks like those were some... VITAL REMAINS..





bennyhillifier

you are asian. Everyone is soooo big penis to you. You penis soooo small.

No sank you prease :(

It was a local sailor who drowned and then was posthumously consumed. Get with it kehds. Lester is a "chump."

I disagree.

I believe said sailor was pooping off the side of his life raft, and the shark latched on to his pink sock and pulled him in.

Far for more likely if you ask me.

Tell that to the Asian who just won the Nobel Peace prize.

HAH. In your face, whitey.