I HATE THESE FUCKIN HUMANS THAT DONT TIP, THE PIZZA GUY HE USES HIS OWN CAR ,HIS OWN GAS, HELL HE COULD GET KILLED ON THE WAY TO YOUR HOUSE OR TOTAL HIS CAR CUZ OF SOME DUMBSHIT TRYIN TO TEXT AND DRIVE,OR GET PULLED OVER BY SOME DICKHEAD ROOKIE COP,THEY KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE YOUR PHONE NUMBER AND HADDLE YOUR PHONE ALONE IN THERE CAR DONT FUCK WITH THE PIZZA GUY!!!!!

bennyhillifier

SORRY!!!!!"HANDLE YOUR FOOD ALONE IN THERE CAR" ......THIS WHY IM A PIZZA GUY

Lester you post on Nesurf.com?

tipping pizzamen is a cheap way to flirt, faggot.

TIP YOUR PIZZA GUY....OVER!!

tip to pizza guy - "get a new job idiot"

dude anybody who still delievers food and is over the age of 20 is a fucking failure in life.

I would never allow a pizza guy to haddle my phone alone in his or her car

Son, why the fuck are you being such a faggot on the internet?

all caps? pizza guy is mad.

anyone too lazy to go pick up there own pizza is fail. save your singles for strippers.

i see the Ernie's Pizza delivery car in front of houses where you can see the building from their front door. sick fucks.

Guy your pizza tip!

Contrary to popular belief, a pizza delivery guy doesn't get laid and pizza boxes don't have holes in the bottom.

WHY

THERE TIPS OUR BAD BECAUSE THERE SPELLING SUCKS. NOBODY WANTS TO EAT A PISSA.

THESE PIZZAS ARE MAKIN ME THIRSTY!!!

WIN

I'm not gonna tip someone who literally drove ONE mile to my house to give me my pizza.

That's because you are a cheap christian fuck who spends his money on sermons and abstinence. Jesus allows pizza?

bennyhillifier

Slag with the harsh reality.

"Wise man say forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza. "

It really gets my goat when someone doesn't tip the waitstaff or a pizza guy etc. Those people depend on your tips. MINIMUM is %15. Tip at LEAST 20% for decent service.

Think about it this way:
When you do a shitty job at work or sit around playing Farmville, they don't hold your salary. So, tip the help. Or stop being a lazy shit and A. Make it at home or B. Get off your fat ass and pick up your own pizza.

Sure.

Just popped in to make sure Buscemi was well represented ITT. Carry on gents.

People who have shitty jobs yet work hard don't deserve tips at all! YEAH GOOD JOB DUMBASS!

Lazy fuck.

I never said anything about not tipping.. youshould always tip

Seriously? You're an asshole. Next time, get off your lazy Christ-loving ass and go pick it up yourself, since it's only a mile. Otherwise, tip the fucking guy, it's expected.

More reason they might need that $2 more than you do?

I didn't tip a guy once. I forget the place but they delivered one cheese pizza, mozzarella sticks, fries, and 6 cokes to where I was hangin in watertown. Guy gets there and says, sixty bucks. Tried tellin him to fuck off and things got really heated. Went on yelp and apparently there's a shitload of complaints about them.

It was regal pizza I think. Silly me for ordering from a 24-hour pizza place shitfaced at 3:30 am.

Regal pizza has like a 20 dollar delivery charge after midnight. They are bullshit

I was joking. I dont give a shit what people do to make a living. $2 tip? I think 5 is usually the standard for a delivery..

yup i remember this.

Who gives a shit? You don't really deliver pizzas to make money unless you're a stupid teenager. Get a real fucking job, prick.

You cocksmack, would you prefer that someone doesn't work at all instead of working a job that's "beneath" them? Besides, since when are you an expert and a guiding authority on what people should do to make money anyway?

Here's my tip: Don't try to breathe underwater.

No but really though, I used to deliver pizzas when I was 17. I delivered to these people at some Shady motel once on a superbowl Sunday, and the check was like 17 bucks and change. They payed with a goddamn hundred dollar bull, and they wanted every cent back. Didn't tip at all, and I barely had the change for them. I wanted to ring their doorbell again and cum all over that bitches face after that.

Who the fuck are you to judge. Sometimes that delivery driver is working a second job to make ends meet and put food on their kid's table. glad to see you are so above such things.

What was your amazing career again, Mr. Show us how it's done? Didn't you join the military because you weren't qualified to do anything else, you fucking schmuck?

today you need two incomes to pay your bills and feed your kid unless your some rich spoiled shit whos parents paid for there education or have outstanding student loans. i break my ass to pay my bills i'll work at a fuckin mcdonalds, no job is below me when it comes to my kid or my family so yeah it really pisses me off when people think there above tipping or above certain jobs, people that dont tip deserve to eat my snot and pubes

ha!

I watched colbert twice just to see that sane clown posse thing.

I delivered pizza in RI while I was going to college. OK way to make some decent cash under the table while going to school full time. Fags that don't tip waitstaff or delivery drivers are, well, fags.

you must be talking about yourself faggot

I shall quote Sir Richard Horror: "FIGHT ME U WON'T"

Tip the pizza guy. Go to a hard core show.

Next brocore show you go to, tip your favorite band with a slice of pizza. They might not like it at first, but they'll come around. Even the bros are too mortal to resist a fresh pizza.