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returntothepit >> discuss >> Machete by oscarct on Sep 8,2010 9:06am
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toggletoggle post by oscarct  at Sep 8,2010 9:06am
I went to see it on sunday, the theater was pretty much empty. Awesome movie though



toggletoggle post by oscarct  at Sep 8,2010 9:12am
violence and lindsay lohan tits



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Sep 8,2010 9:26am
Awesome movie......blood and limbs and tits all over the place



toggletoggle post by oscarct  at Sep 8,2010 9:30am
^ I liked it alot



toggletoggle post by nekronautli at Sep 8,2010 9:36am
I went and saw it on Sunday too.

The theatre was packed, but that figures since it was right near Emerson.

I didn't enjoy this movie at all. I thought it tried WAY hard to be campy. Me, of all people, with my collection of 70's and 80's horror/sci-fi/action flicks numbering over 1,000 certainly appreciates camp.. but not when it's done this bad.

Everything was entirely too predictable and when the flick got 20 minutes in I had the entire movie figured out..

Maybe I'm being a hardass because I'm not a fan of Tarantino (I know he had nothing to do with this, but R. Rodriquez and him are butt buddies and practically the same director) or Rodriquez, but I went into this with an open mind hoping something would change.

Also, WORST CGI BLOOD EVER.. and almost all of the blood was CGI too, no thank you!

Lindsey Lohan tits and a smoking hot Michelle Rodriquez were the only parts I enjoyed.



toggletoggle post by boxxy at Sep 8,2010 9:37am
i wanna see this wicked bad, i was supposed to go yesterday, but i fell asleep. :(



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Sep 8,2010 9:40am
pro Mexicanization of America movie... no thx



toggletoggle post by nekronautli at Sep 8,2010 9:47am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
pro Mexicanization of America movie... no thx


This too!

You can't take a movie that plays more like a lame comedy and try and make it this politically charged film about border control and immigration and have it be enjoyable or make sense.

Jessica Alba is horrible in this, I forgot to add that.. and there is also a reason why Trejo has never had a starring role, he's almost as bad as the CGI



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Sep 8,2010 9:51am
Actually I wanna see it. But a lot of people/rightwingers are saying how it's reall political in that regard.
I don't really care UNLESS ITS DISTRCT9 SHITASS SCIFI RUINER



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Sep 8,2010 9:53am
Watch your fucking mouth about Danny Trejo.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Sep 8,2010 9:54am
Regardless if it's a good movie or not, it should be more apparent that a number of movies have subtle poltical agendas behind them. It won't stop me from liking a movie, but it's becoming more apparent that Hollywood loves political undertones more and more.



toggletoggle post by oscarct  at Sep 8,2010 9:54am
nekronautli said[orig][quote]


Maybe I'm being a hardass because I'm not a fan of Tarantino (I know he had nothing to do with this, but R. Rodriquez and him are butt buddies and practically the same director) or Rodriquez, but I went into this with an open mind hoping something would change.


I think they are similar, but Tarantino makes musch better films.

with the exception of death proof



toggletoggle post by nekronautli at Sep 8,2010 10:13am
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
Watch your fucking mouth about Danny Trejo.


I like Danny Trejo, just not in this. Maybe it was just the way his character was written or maybe he just isn't a strong enough actor to play a leading role.. my money is on both, but more so the writing



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Sep 8,2010 10:38am
i don't give a flying fuck about the political aspect, i want to see a Mexican guy hack people apart with machetes.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Sep 8,2010 10:40am
One of these days you'll realize that Tarantino is a hack.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Sep 8,2010 10:41am
Yeti said[orig][quote]
i don't give a flying fuck about the political aspect, i want to see a Mexican guy hack people apart with machetes.


why pay money to watch it in the theater when you can just travel down there and watch it in real time? lulz



toggletoggle post by oscarct  at Sep 8,2010 10:41am
pulp fiction, reservoir dogs, inglorious bastards, from dusk till dawn, true romance is not hack



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Sep 8,2010 10:41am
oscarct said[orig][quote]
violence and lindsay lohan tits


body double.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Sep 8,2010 10:43am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Yeti said[orig][quote]
i don't give a flying fuck about the political aspect, i want to see a Mexican guy hack people apart with machetes.


why pay money to watch it in the theater when you can just travel down there and watch it in real time? lulz


hahahaha this was actually a documentary about daily life in Mehico.



toggletoggle post by oscarct  at Sep 8,2010 10:43am
why? she has posed nude/topless in magazines before.. looked like the same freckled junkie boobs



toggletoggle post by oscarct  at Sep 8,2010 10:43am
xmikex said[orig][quote]
oscarct said[orig][quote]
violence and lindsay lohan tits


body double.


why? she has posed nude/topless in magazines before.. looked like the same freckled junkie boobs



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Sep 8,2010 10:45am
I just don't agree with people blowing him for having such a "unique style." Every movie of his I see is a ripoff. At least he's not as bad as M. Night Shyamalan



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Sep 8,2010 10:48am
M Night what? You mean that guy who made that movie Signs? Haven't heard of him in years.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS should be working at Sep 8,2010 10:56am
oscarct said[orig][quote]
xmikex said[orig][quote]
oscarct said[orig][quote]
violence and lindsay lohan tits


body double.


why? she has posed nude/topless in magazines before.. looked like the same freckled junkie boobs
I actually think he's right...I think they used the scene they filmed for the fake trailer instead of filming a new one with her in it



toggletoggle post by oscarct  at Sep 8,2010 11:07am
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]
I just don't agree with people blowing him for having such a "unique style." Every movie of his I see is a ripoff. At least he's not as bad as M. Night Shyamalan



m night shammalang has not made a decent movie yet..pure garbage



toggletoggle post by Marti NLI at Sep 8,2010 11:19am
lol there were no lindsay lohan tits. Every scene with "her tits" they never show her face.



toggletoggle post by oscarct  at Sep 8,2010 11:24am
LIES!!!!



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 16,2010 9:29am
absolutely loved this movie



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Sep 16,2010 9:39am edited Sep 16,2010 9:40am
I went for Steven Seagal.

You mad?

Naw you can't be because Seagal is awesome.



toggletoggle post by nekronautnli at Sep 16,2010 10:02am
Still sucks. If those weren't LiLo's real tits then sucks even more than I first thought it did



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Sep 16,2010 10:06am
I haven't seen this yet but I'm sure it's worse than District9 and Avatar combined.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 16,2010 10:14am
jim you will probably hate it because of the political backline to the story... but i urge you to put that aside and just watch it for the pure violence and comedy aspects



toggletoggle post by sethrich   at Oct 17,2010 10:29am
Marti%20NLI said[orig][quote]
lol there were no lindsay lohan tits. Every scene with "her tits" they never show her face.


I noticed that too. I was hoping to see her face for verification, but sadly the hair was in the way.




toggletoggle post by BlackoutRick at Oct 17,2010 11:22am
For some odd reason, I want to glaze Lohan's donut....



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