There's this thing going around on facebook that I'm sure you've all seen. Pretty much looks like cold sores but causes nerve damage. Any caught it yet?

1. Herp
2. HPV
3. The Clap
4. Sperm difficiency
5. Ultra pregz

Nice Herps. How'd ya do it?

I never saved anything for the swim back

Feline Leukemia

WIN

I thought I got the herp from a blow job, but I am 99 percent sure it is just an ingrown hair, as it is on the area I shaved, needless to say I only go bald eagle rarely and after prolonged periods of being like a Bantha down there.

I hate the ingrown hair false alarms. Freaks a 'nilla out.

only having pubic hair that makes your dick look like it played lead guitar in megadeth from 1990-2000 then left for a solo career in japan is real.

WIN

When I brought Genital warts Back from Europe I just told my old lady it was from using dirty toilets...

they let those through customs?

well ...they didn't start showing up untill way after customs...ya know

ah I see what you did there

He got them FROM customs.

GAIDS

CUSTOMARY HERP FROM SQQUATS

I'm sorry, but this thread is NOT funny.

Too close to home?

not even my marty friedman joke?

umad?

pregnancy.

Anal warts.

fixed

Meatballs on the genatalia for the loss. Had crabs once

Jimbo is spoof on CD thread LOL

sexually transmitted alcoholism

EVEN THE BED BUGS ARE DRUNK!!!

My herpes are killing me right now

HERPATITUS X

I'm gonna be honest here (big mistake, i know) i had one of the ones that's EASY to get rid of, and i still wanted to slit the bitches throat that gave it to me.