DIP ME

DP ME

Unless her name is Snookie, his sack plays hookie.
His mind is ready to fuck, as his fuck is ready to mind.

I would plow that whore for all eternity

i would melt swiss cheese in her rectum and have a sasha grey anal fondue party. none of you would be invited.

i would suffocate myself in her asshole

PLEASE DO

Just because you've been inside a man's anus doesn't qualify you to be good at pleasing the female posterior. Get some practice with a few goats first.

would be a great way to go

Jeez guys don't be so jealous that I can get girls that are as hot as the one above to let me tongue their ass clean

how much does that cost you?

Listen pal, I don't talk to ugly women, never mind tongue punch their poopers. Keep in mind with your above statement, that we are talking about girls that aren't paid for.

tongue punch hahahaha

hoping to hang with her at the Swans show in Brooklyn. i would digest her feces.

i would eat chicken mcnuggets out of her ass and i would use her soaking wet cunt as the dipping sauce.

I would have sexual intercourse with her

snookie too

I would choke her with my cell phone charger and force her to dress up like an ewok while she eats fruit loops off the top of my head.

I'd hogtie her with dental floss and throw her in the jacuzzi while I grill choice cut sirloin

I would bring her to dinner, and ask her about her interests

I would ask her if she's heard the good news about our lord and savior, Jesus Christ. And then sell her a year's subscription to Watchtower.

^ now this man nows how to treat a lady

i would shave her pubic hair, put it in a food processor and chop it into a fine dust, then snort lines of the pulverized pube powder.

I would kiss her on the lips

I would tell her about how those dern liberals are pieces of shit and are responsible for all the problems in my life. Then I'd call Obama a nigger. Then I'd get drunk and copy/paste content from right wing blog sites on RTTP.

I would jerk off into her shampoo while she made me a steak dinner.

I would play world of Warcraft alone while she cheated on me with my best friend.

you guys have some serious social and emotional problems.

I would propose to her via a gif filled rttp thread.

I'd befriend her and ask if she had any better looking friends.

I'd bet you that she's one giant bitchual.

I would show up on her front porch with a box of kittens and break their necks while repeatedly ringing her doorbell with my erect penis.

so basically you all would do a ritual about her

Not me.. I'm abstinent.

yea we're all abstinent after we have kids

fix'd

Not true =p

i would pack her cunt full of bisquick and make sourdough twat biscuits.

I would do blow with my friends while she went to bed unfulfilled.

Whoa, way to ruin a good running joke with a reality check. No fun zone.

I like this thread.

I would rent us a swan or duck paddle boat, and just hang out on the water

I would build a time machine, bring her to a Watchmaker show, smoke crack with her and mark, and have Brian slice her head off with The Saw.

Pornholio wins

I would beat her at Stratego. And then the frog costumes.

i would ask rttp why the fuck is there a picture of a girl above the age of consent.

I would watch one of her porn DVDs, and furiously masturbate until I reach orgasm.

i would attend a family Christmas dinner with her and shit on her chest during the cheese course.

I would smoke thin joints with her and discuss the merits of Coil.

I would pin a picture of Archie Bunker on the back of her head and fuck her puppystyle and creampie her rump cavity.

alright you can come to the sasha grey anal fondue party, but none of these other limp dicks. bring the fondue forks and a freshly baked marble rye.

i would ice skate with her and reminisce of memories past.

i would study to be a food chemist so i could create an artificial "sasha grey's anus" flavor, then market it as a food additive so everything could taste like her sweet ass hole

ctrl+f tanooki suit


nothing


SONS I AM DISAPPOINTS

Thought I was clear, FROG SUIT(s).

hahaha i see

tanooki > frog though

i mean seriously when did you ever use the frog suit? never thats when.

Ummm, when violating Sasha Grey? Thought we covered this upthread.

touche

i would put my dick up her corn hole and then use liquid nails or a similar adhesive to form a permanent bond between my cock and her ass hole

Human centipeding your urethra to her colon... a straight-up boutique sensual ritual

i would stick hot, buttered corn on the cob in her hiney hole and her vadge, then use the niblets to make sheperds pie.

i would invite her to watch Barrett-Jackson and not let her in when she rings the doorbell.

ITT: /r/omance