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returntothepit >> discuss >> which super power? Flight or Invisibility by the_reverend on Aug 23,2010 12:53pm
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which super power? Flight or Invisibility - usless poll
1Flight
2Invisibility
no vote


toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 23,2010 12:53pm edited Aug 23,2010 1:07pm
which one and why?

1) flight means you can fly from 0-1000mph.
question: how much can I carry
answer: how much can you carry now

2) invisibility mean that you and your cloths can turn invisible and undetectable by any visible means including heat. people would still be able to detect you by touch and by spraying you with water I guess.
question: what happens to things I pick up
answer: they look like a thing floating in the air. if you steal money, money will float through the air.



toggletoggle post by beelze at Aug 23,2010 12:56pm
Invisibility cuz then I can steal shit and look at naked chicks all the time



toggletoggle post by nekronaut  at Aug 23,2010 12:57pm
that's what identity theft and the internet were made for.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Aug 23,2010 1:01pm
flight. No contest, sure being invisible would be cool, but i can get laid without it, i can be sneaky and steal stuff without it, there's no way i could soar above the clouds without flight. Soar and envision sore vision.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Aug 23,2010 1:04pm
I would pick invisibility only if it came with what I touched by choice would be invisible too. That way I could walk into a bank, go into the vault and bogart a ton of cash. Of course walking out I do not want people to see a big pile of cash walking by them. If not, i'll fly nugga.



toggletoggle post by DreadKill  at Aug 23,2010 1:06pm
invisiflight



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Aug 23,2010 1:06pm
Can you be detected by ultra violet while invisible? If so, fuck that.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Aug 23,2010 1:06pm
Would have to go with flight. Who needs to be invisible when you can just peace the fuck out straight up in the air?



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Aug 23,2010 1:09pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Can you be detected by ultra violet while invisible? If so, fuck that.


True, I ain't Chevy Chase over here.



toggletoggle post by beelze at Aug 23,2010 1:10pm
After logically thinking about this I change my vote.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 23,2010 1:14pm
Stupid baby gayboy poll. I would have the super powers of everyone who has ever been on the X-Men. Flight and invisibility are the Dane Cook of super powers.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 23,2010 1:18pm
I want flight.. but if I got stuck with invisibility it would be ok. I would be a little bitter than I didn't get flight so I would hide things. Mostly my own sperm. I would put it in people's exposed butt cracks and under girls boobs that were rude bitches. You know, places that those bitches would find it... and know what it was, but have no idea how it got there. And then if they told anyone, the people would just laugh at them for being whores.



toggletoggle post by nekronaut  at Aug 23,2010 1:21pm
^both of the posts above this = lulz



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Aug 23,2010 1:22pm
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
Stupid baby gayboy poll. I would have the super powers of everyone who has ever been on the X-Men. Flight and invisibility are the Dane Cook of super powers.


Krav Magat or GTFO



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Aug 23,2010 1:25pm
Invisibility. The look on a mother's face while she watches her bloody-mouthed 13 year old daughter get raped by an invisible cock would be utterly priceless.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Aug 23,2010 1:27pm
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said[orig][quote]
Invisibility. The look on a mother's face while she watches her bloody-mouthed 13 year old daughter get raped by an invisible cock would be utterly priceless.


Can't you just activate your invisible glowing hentai cock ability?



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Aug 23,2010 1:42pm
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said[orig][quote]
Invisibility. The look on a mother's face while she watches her bloody-mouthed 13 year old daughter get raped by an invisible cock would be utterly priceless.


haha, and then blame it on a ghost rape



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Aug 23,2010 1:55pm
blame it on Kevin Bacon



toggletoggle post by mutis   at Aug 23,2010 2:29pm
There are benefits to being visible, such as being seen by drivers. There's also a flip-side to the peeping tom ability: fat chicks.



toggletoggle post by nekronaut  at Aug 23,2010 2:42pm edited Aug 23,2010 2:43pm
mutis said[orig][quote]
There's also a flip-side to the peeping tom ability: fat chicks.


you wouldn't be saying this if you were slarcus



toggletoggle post by ValkyrieScreams  at Aug 23,2010 8:25pm
Flight, no contest.
I've been stuck in traffic too many times to consider invisibility useful... Besides, birds can do at least half the dirty shit you guys are talking about and people on the ground can't do a damn thing to stop them. Especially true if said bird / flying human were travelling at speeds of 1000mph.



toggletoggle post by demondave at Aug 23,2010 8:48pm edited Aug 23,2010 8:49pm
Invisibility. Someone figures out that you can fly and you are looking at government experimentation. (some will eventually). Invisibility ... less likely to be figured out.

Not that it changes my opinion, but if your clothes change with you, and you pick something up and put it under them, wouldn't stand to reason that it would disappear.



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Aug 24,2010 10:02am
ouchdrummer said[orig][quote]
flight. No contest, sure being invisible would be cool, but i can get laid without it, i can be sneaky and steal stuff without it, there's no way i could soar above the clouds without flight. Soar and envision sore vision.


Seriously, flight from 0-1000mph? Sold.

Fuck invisibility when you can rely on people being oblivious to your heightitude.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Aug 24,2010 10:04am
Yea. Flight all the way. I just hope it'd include space flight or Sun, I am dissapoint.



toggletoggle post by nekronaut  at Aug 24,2010 10:15am
Doubt you'd be able to do space travel with a simple flight power, but there are ways around it..

Fly yourself to Cape Canaveral and steal a space shuttle or you're really just an invisble pussy



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Aug 24,2010 10:17am
haha



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 24,2010 10:19am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Yea. Flight all the way. I just hope it'd include space flight or Sun, I am dissapoint.
can you survive at the sun or in space now?



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Aug 24,2010 10:20am
Superman could.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 24,2010 10:22am
then start a thread about special powers and vs superman's powers against something. This is only flight or invisibility. This is just aril exactly like you are now except you can either fly or turn invisible.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Aug 24,2010 10:35am
I siad I "HOPED" it'd include spaceflight. Don't get so hard on me over wishful thinking with abilities none of us posses. Or do we? I'm posting behind you. You just can't see me.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 24,2010 10:36am
you are a creepy troll now aren't you



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Aug 24,2010 10:37am
Stop sitting at home and figuring out which movie you're going to watch while you "work." today. It's obvious you want to watch superman.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 24,2010 11:54am edited Aug 24,2010 11:55am
who wants to start technical emo dethcore band called FLYING GHOST RAPIST with me?!



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Aug 24,2010 11:56am
Only if there's clean singing and crunkdowns in it. I will also need to wear pants that are tight for me. Like size 65 waist or something. I don't know.



toggletoggle post by mutis   at Aug 24,2010 12:26pm
ahh! i keep thinking the thread title is "white super power"



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Aug 24,2010 12:47pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
who wants to start technical emo dethcore band called FLYING GHOST RAPIST with me?!

menstrual_sweatpants_disco said[orig][quote]
Only if there's clean singing and crunkdowns in it. I will also need to wear pants that are tight for me. Like size 65 waist or something. I don't know.


i love it when a plan comes together




toggletoggle post by Yeti at Aug 24,2010 1:05pm
Tom that is genius.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Aug 24,2010 1:10pm edited Aug 24,2010 1:10pm
i would go with flight, though I wouldn't mind either one. how are you able to fly? wings or arms? there are many applications for arms that could flap 43 times per second, in order to maintain air-speed velocity. right? please! Am I right? i'm not interested.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 24,2010 1:12pm
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
who wants to start technical emo dethcore band called FLYING GHOST RAPIST with me?!

menstrual_sweatpants_disco said[orig][quote]
Only if there's clean singing and crunkdowns in it. I will also need to wear pants that are tight for me. Like size 65 waist or something. I don't know.


i love it when a plan comes together




A-Team Van for touring is a must



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Aug 24,2010 1:16pm
Tom Bombadil and the Unnatural Flying Ghost Rapist Disasters



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at Aug 24,2010 3:11pm
white power.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Aug 24,2010 3:19pm
aaron_michael said[orig][quote]
white powder.


weirdo.



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