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returntothepit >> discuss >> here i am...let me know if you like what you see :) by NytroStick on Aug 19,2010 2:50pm
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toggletoggle post by NytroStick at Aug 19,2010 2:50pm
A.J. Nystrom is The Nytro Drummer. A true spark plug behind the kit with a no-nonsense work ethic and an insatiable drive to be the best drummer in the world, Nystrom brings years of experience in the studio and on stage to whomever has the privilege of working with him. Practicing on average of 2 to 3 hours per day, "Nytro" is a true believer in the phrase "the harder you work, the luckier you get."
Nystrom grew up in the city of Taunton, Massachusetts about 40 minutes southeast of Boston. He began taking formal drum lessons at age 9 under the tutelage of Mark Roscoe- a student, himself, of the incomparable Billy Flanagan who also taught one Steve Smith of Journey and Vital Information fame. "The bug," as it is known, bit A.J. during his sophomore year when he performed a drum solo for the Fine Arts Rally held the Wednesday before Thanksgiving. After his performance to the Senior and Sophomore classes he received a thunderous ovation from teachers and students alike. At that point he knew that he wanted to perform for a living.
A.J. Nystrom started and performed with a handful of bands that would take him into the recording studio and on the road for club gigs, battles of the bands, and even an appearance on a college TV station to perform an acoustic set. During that time, a guitarist commented about how explosive Nystrom was behind the set. The bassist of the band quickly came up with the nickname "Nytro" as a play on words referring to the unstable nature of nitroglycerine, which was used in dynamite.
Currently, Nystrom is battling his way back into the music scene after a 2+ year hiatus to focus on his day job. A.J. is focused, refreshed, and committed to making music his day job, night job, and only job. Nytro is willing and able to perform a large variety of music but his passion and forte lie in the progressive, hard rock, and metal genres. A.J. Nystrom is available for your recording sessions and live performance needs.
www.facebook.com/a.j.nystromofficial



toggletoggle post by DreadKill  at Aug 19,2010 2:52pm
in b4 bova



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Aug 19,2010 2:54pm
lmao



toggletoggle post by C.DeAd at Aug 19,2010 2:54pm



toggletoggle post by NytroStick at Aug 19,2010 2:56pm
I'm looking to get back into the music scene after a two-year hiatus in which I focused strictly on my "day job." I'm interested in doing studio work in any genre (although I'm most versed and experienced in the rock, metal, progressive genres) and I'm open to playing live shows as well.



toggletoggle post by C.DeAd at Aug 19,2010 2:56pm



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Aug 19,2010 2:59pm
In before post # 300 by the end of the day.



toggletoggle post by C.DeAd at Aug 19,2010 3:01pm
The whole post reads like a gay want ad on craiglist.



toggletoggle post by DreadKill  at Aug 19,2010 3:02pm
in b4 prog metal drummer



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 19,2010 3:03pm
fapfapfap



toggletoggle post by NytroStick at Aug 19,2010 3:06pm
I'm starting to think i picked the wrong forum to market myself



toggletoggle post by C.DeAd at Aug 19,2010 3:06pm
This is a forum where everyone wants a drummer.....yet doesn't.



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Aug 19,2010 3:14pm edited Aug 19,2010 3:14pm
NytroStick said[orig][quote]
I'm starting to think i picked the wrong forum to market myself


Drop the cover letter. Forever.
List bands you've been in that have recordings.
Post links to videos or recordings.

...or get the fuck out.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Aug 19,2010 3:22pm
arktouros said[orig][quote]
NytroStick said[orig][quote]
I'm starting to think i picked the wrong forum to market myself


Drop the cover letter. Forever.
List bands you've been in that have recordings.
Post links to videos or recordings.

...or get the fuck out.



this



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Aug 19,2010 3:25pm
hahahah A+ on what Ark said. he's right. no one cares what your flashy unverifiable credentials say, anyone could say that about themselves. make with something tangible.






....or get the fuck out.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Aug 19,2010 3:27pm
NytroStick said[orig][quote]
I'm starting to think i picked the wrong forum to market myself


actually if you can take the rampant abuse and provide some proof of your drumming skills, you'd find a lot of potentials to work with on this board.



toggletoggle post by sir coughsalot at Aug 19,2010 3:32pm
The bio is actually really interesting if you read it while listening to the training montage song from Rocky IV



toggletoggle post by DreadKill  at Aug 19,2010 3:40pm
- don't refer to yourself in the third person.

- list influences

- post how far you're willing to drive for practice

- as others have said, list bands you've been in

- let us know if you have reliable transportation, good gear, etc.



toggletoggle post by Blessed offal nli at Aug 19,2010 3:42pm
Thread title is lulz as fuck



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Aug 19,2010 3:46pm
I wish I was a true spark plug behind the kit. I'm more like a malfunctioning toaster.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Aug 19,2010 3:53pm
I assumed it would be a craiglist m4m ad based on the title.



toggletoggle post by Blessed offal nli at Aug 19,2010 3:54pm
Don't worry I play guitar like a handless downer trying to mix a drink.



toggletoggle post by Slag NLI at Aug 19,2010 3:58pm
This HAS to be a troll.



toggletoggle post by burnsy nli at Aug 19,2010 4:05pm
Totally thought there was gonna be a pic of a naked fat dude... Oh well.



toggletoggle post by anonimiss at Aug 19,2010 4:10pm
why does this fag list 45 links to non existent sites about himself and wear the same hat as Neil peart. fucking logo is a ripoff of dream theater too LOLOOOlL9@



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Aug 19,2010 4:19pm
i like that he says:
"Practicing on average of 2 to 3 hours per day, "Nytro" is a true believer in the phrase "the harder you work, the luckier you get."
..really dude, you think 2 to 3 hours a day earns you the right to write this bullshit? ha.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Aug 19,2010 4:30pm
after re-reading this, i actually believe it's real. The narcissism is something you can find in all variety of musicians, but it's rather common in drummers that are better than mediocre.

Saying things like: "Nystrom brings years of experience in the studio and on stage to whomever has the privilege of working with him"

....Priceless



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Aug 19,2010 4:36pm
NytroStick said[orig][quote]
I'm starting to think i picked the wrong forum to market myself


Kill yourself, you fucking piece of shit.



toggletoggle post by TIMMA at Aug 19,2010 4:40pm
I think Mikey made a new friend.



toggletoggle post by arktonaut at Aug 19,2010 4:41pm
DreadKill said[orig][quote]

- list influences

- post how far you're willing to drive for practice

- let us know if you have reliable transportation, good gear, etc.


yeah, really, these things are secondary to actual videos or recordings.

NytroStick, you sound more like a public relations department than a drummer. I hope you're not a real person.



toggletoggle post by NytroStick at Aug 19,2010 5:46pm
well, why would i waste my time posting videos or recordings now if no one seems interested. Guess i"ll try my luck somewhere else jerks



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Aug 19,2010 5:49pm edited Aug 19,2010 6:08pm
I like turtles.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Aug 19,2010 6:05pm
I like soup.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Aug 19,2010 6:09pm
NytroStick said[orig][quote]
well, why would i waste my time posting videos or recordings now if no one seems interested. Guess i"ll try my luck somewhere else jerks


Kill yourself now and get it over with.



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at Aug 19,2010 6:12pm
I stopped reading after, "...a true spark plug...". Fucking stupid. This troll isn't even trying.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Aug 19,2010 6:12pm
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said[orig][quote]
NytroStick said[orig][quote]
well, why would i waste my time posting videos or recordings now if no one seems interested. Guess i"ll try my luck somewhere else jerks


Kill yourself now and get it over with.


I gonna cum in his moms ears and give her a retched ear infection and there is absolutely nothing he can do about it.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Aug 19,2010 6:16pm
aaron_michael said[orig][quote]
I stopped reading after, "...a true spark plug...". Fucking stupid. This troll isn't even trying.


Yeah I didn't even read it. I didn't post anything at first because I assumed it was fake.



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Aug 19,2010 6:20pm
I don't think it is, he has a ton of linked webpages, but none of them have any music on them



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Aug 19,2010 6:28pm
If he's real, he's a complete idiot and I literally hope he dies a slow and terrible death.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 19,2010 6:30pm edited Aug 19,2010 6:31pm
NytroCat iz not amused by dis thred




toggletoggle post by RustyPS should be working at Aug 19,2010 7:14pm
imagine Bova, Codso, and this guy in the same band? the results would be cataclysmic



toggletoggle post by HATED 4 Lyfe at Aug 19,2010 7:34pm
I read this often enough to know that you guys are a bunch of dick stick. Give this guy a chance. He is stellar.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Aug 19,2010 7:58pm
HATED%204%20Lyfe said[orig][quote]
I read this often enough to know that you guys are a bunch of dick stick. Give this guy a chance. He is stellar.


Stop posting in your own thread.



toggletoggle post by ernie   at Aug 20,2010 1:03am
4th person????



toggletoggle post by goatcatabisk at Aug 20,2010 2:00am
Wow. I've got a bridge I would like to sell RTTP



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Aug 20,2010 7:51am
SkinSandwich said[orig][quote]
HATED%204%20Lyfe said[orig][quote]
I read this often enough to know that you guys are a bunch of dick stick. Give this guy a chance. He is stellar.


Stop posting in your own thread.


haha no shit.



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Aug 20,2010 7:56am
ok ok ok this has got to be trollin



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Aug 20,2010 7:59am
NytroStick said[orig][quote]
A.J. Nystrom is The Nytro Drummer. A true spark plug behind the kit with a no-nonsense work ethic and an insatiable drive to be the best drummer in the world, Nystrom brings years of experience in the studio and on stage to whomever has the privilege of working with him. Practicing on average of 2 to 3 hours per day, "Nytro" is a true believer in the phrase "the harder you work, the luckier you get."
Nystrom grew up in the city of Taunton, Massachusetts about 40 minutes southeast of Boston. He began taking formal drum lessons at age 9 under the tutelage of Mark Roscoe- a student, himself, of the incomparable Billy Flanagan who also taught one Steve Smith of Journey and Vital Information fame. "The bug," as it is known, bit A.J. during his sophomore year when he performed a drum solo for the Fine Arts Rally held the Wednesday before Thanksgiving. After his performance to the Senior and Sophomore classes he received a thunderous ovation from teachers and students alike. At that point he knew that he wanted to perform for a living.
A.J. Nystrom started and performed with a handful of bands that would take him into the recording studio and on the road for club gigs, battles of the bands, and even an appearance on a college TV station to perform an acoustic set. During that time, a guitarist commented about how explosive Nystrom was behind the set. The bassist of the band quickly came up with the nickname "Nytro" as a play on words referring to the unstable nature of nitroglycerine, which was used in dynamite.
Currently, Nystrom is battling his way back into the music scene after a 2+ year hiatus to focus on his day job. A.J. is focused, refreshed, and committed to making music his day job, night job, and only job. Nytro is willing and able to perform a large variety of music but his passion and forte lie in the progressive, hard rock, and metal genres. A.J. Nystrom is available for your recording sessions and live performance needs.
www.facebook.com/a.j.nystromofficial







toggletoggle post by anonymous at Aug 27,2010 10:01pm
he just posted his video. fuck all of you haters.. this guy is better than most people on this board



bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by LPCustom at Aug 27,2010 10:18pm
Can someone explain to me the Bova joke? Like seriously. I've been coming here for a long ass time and don't follow.



toggletoggle post by quintessence  at Aug 27,2010 10:22pm
You obviously arn't a golfer.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 28,2010 1:00am
anonymous said[orig][quote]
he just posted his video. fuck all of you haters.. this guy is better than most people on this board



bennyhillifier


i'm sorry that video was fucking boring. 7 minutes of boring. and i'm not sorry. why do you stop and start? run out of breath? i dont see whats insane about that. booo.



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Aug 28,2010 1:43am
fail video



toggletoggle post by ExhumedCarcass  at Aug 28,2010 7:44am
The 15 year old drummer in my band can run circles around you.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Aug 28,2010 8:58am
LPCustom said[orig][quote]
Can someone explain to me the Bova joke? Like seriously. I've been coming here for a long ass time and don't follow.


http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=60941



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Aug 28,2010 8:59am
anonymous said[orig][quote]
he just posted his video. fuck all of you haters.. this guy is better than most people on this board



bennyhillifier


Do you ever smell your fingers and wonder why it smells like fish when you do not have a girlfriend?



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Aug 28,2010 9:39am
RustyPS said[orig][quote]
LPCustom said[orig][quote]
Can someone explain to me the Bova joke? Like seriously. I've been coming here for a long ass time and don't follow.


http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=60941


or better yet.....

http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=60947



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Aug 28,2010 11:45am
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
i'm sorry that video was fucking boring. 7 minutes of boring. and i'm not sorry. why do you stop and start? run out of breath? i dont see whats insane about that. booo.


yeah and the intro? "thanks for coming back"? what?

all i see is someone hiding behind a big kit, hitting rims, and not playing a consistent groove for more than six seconds.




toggletoggle post by MillenialKingdom  at Aug 28,2010 12:17pm
Terrible video. I could play everything he does.



toggletoggle post by BlackoutRick at Aug 28,2010 12:44pm
"Thunderous ovation from teacher and student alike"



toggletoggle post by beelze at Aug 28,2010 12:52pm
FUCK ALL OF YOUR PUSSY SHIT FAGGOTS


bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Aug 28,2010 1:02pm



toggletoggle post by Picklefiend at Aug 28,2010 8:17pm
this guy thinks he's the shit: http://www.facebook.com/a.j.nystromofficial
"A.J. Nystrom Well... it's finally here!! This is my first offering to the music world in about 3 years. After shaking off the rust (for the most part) for the past 2 months of practicing I figured it was time to throw myself a little "Welcome Back" party."



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Aug 29,2010 12:40am
iptables -A INPUT -s 125.78.211.221 -j DROP



toggletoggle post by ChrisTheRighteous  at Aug 29,2010 9:50am
It has become apparent that I need more websites dedicated to my drumming. With all the drummers on this forum, why haven't more of you told me about this? I'm disappointed.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Sep 7,2010 9:56pm
for all you asses that said he cant keep a beat. another video.eat it.



bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by dertoxia   at Sep 7,2010 10:21pm
it's funny when trolls are real



toggletoggle post by dertoxia   at Sep 7,2010 10:28pm
it's also funny when people write bio's about themselves written in the third person to try to make it look like they're known when they obviously aren't interesting enough for anyone to take time out of their day to pump up someone else's overinflated ego.

also this prick is a boring drummer



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Sep 8,2010 12:14am
A.J. Nystrom 508-930-0588



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Sep 8,2010 8:08am
anonymous said[orig][quote]
for all you asses that said he cant keep a beat. another video.eat it.



bennyhillifier


Buy me pizza.

And this guy still sucks the inner walls of a cancer riddled rectum.



toggletoggle post by boxxy at Sep 8,2010 9:04am
sxealex said[orig][quote]
A.J. Nystrom 508-930-0588


hahahhahhahahhahhaha



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Sep 8,2010 10:42am
i love when drummers think they are amazing because they have a flashy drumset with all kinds of add-ons they don't use properly. you can accomplish so much with a very simple kit. Just look at Living Void.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Sep 8,2010 10:43am
Yeti said[orig][quote]
. you can accomplish so much with a very simple kit. Just look at Led Zeppelin


fixd?



toggletoggle post by ExhumedCarcass  at Sep 8,2010 2:09pm
He has two videos of the exact same thing from slightly different angles on youtube... And he thinks he's great because he can play rock beats????



toggletoggle post by sir coughsalot at Sep 8,2010 2:39pm
i think he's amazing. i wanna start a godsmack tribute band with him.



toggletoggle post by C.dEAd at Sep 8,2010 2:44pm
As homoerotic as this guys ad is and all joking aside, dude really isn't that good. Tapity tap tap smash smash fill fill fill stop start isn't what anyone is looking for. Godspeed you homosexual champion.



toggletoggle post by sir coughsalot at Sep 8,2010 7:48pm
i think he should play for zappa. his beats are so otherworldly.



toggletoggle post by yngwie slurpenstein at Sep 9,2010 8:00am
maybe he can join dream theater now...they're probably trying to contact him as we speak.



toggletoggle post by HAIL AND KILL at Sep 9,2010 1:12pm
Wow, it's been almost two days since he posted in here, pretending to be someone else. Perhaps he's fallen and can't reach his keyboard, or is too busy practicing hitting tiny cymbals for the Dream Theater tryout, if only he can talk them into playing 7 seconds of a song at a time.



toggletoggle post by Hungtableed at Sep 9,2010 1:53pm
beelze said[orig][quote]
FUCK ALL OF YOUR PUSSY SHIT FAGGOTS


bennyhillifier


fuuuccckkkk yeaaaah



toggletoggle post by ancient master at Sep 9,2010 5:09pm
Frost's drumming is OK, but I think his performance art is what really sets him apart!



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Sep 10,2010 12:01am
i dont think this kid is that bad. he does some real creative fills and barely messed up..



toggletoggle post by ExhumedCarcass  at Sep 10,2010 9:09am
Of course YOU don't think he's that bad... If YOU thought he was as bad as the rest of us YOU wouldn't have posted the horribly egotistic bio at the beginning of this...



toggletoggle post by pam   at Sep 10,2010 9:25am
Haven't been on rttp much lately and I come home to threads like this? <3



toggletoggle post by sir coughsalot at Sep 10,2010 9:49am
im pretty sure this guy fills in for terry bozzio for a couple of songs on my baby snakes dvd



toggletoggle post by BostonSceneSux at Sep 10,2010 1:20pm
Spark plug behind the kit? more like butt plug



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Sep 10,2010 1:28pm
What the HELL was I doing on August 20th that made me miss this thread! I love prototypical unaccomplished musicians with Lars Ulrich complexes.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Sep 10,2010 1:31pm
NytroStick said[orig][quote]
under the tutelage of Mark Roscoe


Under the tutelage of Richard Tutelage



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Sep 11,2010 12:53am
SkinSandwich said[orig][quote]


I gonna cum in his moms ears and give her a retched ear infection and there is absolutely nothing he can do about it.



toggletoggle post by BILLY MAYS HERE /W NYTROSTICK at Sep 11,2010 3:27pm



toggletoggle post by dertoxia   at Sep 11,2010 6:40pm
i hate this guy soooo much



toggletoggle post by amorok666 at Sep 11,2010 7:14pm
I'm gonna put my balls on his drumset



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Sep 11,2010 7:25pm
beelze said[orig][quote]
FUCK ALL OF YOUR PUSSY SHIT FAGGOTS


bennyhillifier


I watched the video and kept waiting for him to start penetrating himself with dildos but it never happened.



toggletoggle post by Pires at Sep 12,2010 1:08am
amorok666 said[orig][quote]
I'm gonna put my balls on his drumset


hopefully his drumset isn't a guy or that'll make you teh gayz.



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at Sep 12,2010 4:54am edited Sep 12,2010 11:45pm
god this guy sucks and i hate him.



toggletoggle post by demondave at Sep 12,2010 7:17am
SkinSandwich said[orig][quote]



why is this face familiar? who is this?




toggletoggle post by anonymous at Sep 12,2010 11:06pm
im still trying to figure out what this guy is playing on that video. i cant figure it out.. is it rush or what



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Sep 13,2010 8:50am
he starts the beginning of YYZ, and then doesn't play much of anything at all.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Sep 13,2010 9:05am
in the first video, yes. But now in hi latest video he has a game where we guess what song he's playing



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Sep 13,2010 9:32am
this reminded me to post a drum ad

and reminded me not to try out anyone like this



toggletoggle post by boxxy at Sep 13,2010 10:05am
Ugh, another decent drummer (yup decent, he doesn't flat out suck, but he certainly isn't great.) that thinks he's Mike Portnoy... or I should say... thinks he's what Mike Portnoy thinks he is.. hehe, what?



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Sep 13,2010 10:07am
boxxy should teach him



toggletoggle post by boxxy at Sep 13,2010 10:09am
A cup that believes itself full will reject any addition of substance. Faggot.



toggletoggle post by imfappingrightnow at Sep 16,2010 12:17am
lollololollol

his latest status update!:

"Wanna have some fun? Open up my Insanity 2010 video in 5 different windows and turn up the volume.... Wah Lah, instant popcorn on steroids!!"



toggletoggle post by pam   at Sep 16,2010 9:51am
boxxy said[orig][quote]
A cup that believes itself full will reject any addition of substance. Faggot.


Wisdom: RTTP style.



toggletoggle post by Kadoog-a-go-go at Sep 16,2010 10:49am
Holy hell. I missed this whole thing 'cause I assumed it was gay porn spam.

WHERE'S THE PHOTOSHOP!?



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Sep 16,2010 11:17am
boxxy said[orig][quote]
A cup that believes itself full will reject any addition of substance. Faggot.
Best drop of wisdom I've heard all week.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Sep 16,2010 11:18am
BILLY%20MAYS%20HERE%20/W%20NYTROSTICK said[orig][quote]

bennyhillifier


58 seconds. That's how long it takes for him to even hit a single drum in a 2 minute video and he wonders why everyone thinks he's full of shit. Not to mention the fact that my cat could play what this guy is playing.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 16,2010 11:21am edited Sep 16,2010 11:21am
arktouros said[orig][quote]
boxxy said[orig][quote]
A cup that believes itself full will reject any addition of substance. Faggot.
Best drop of wisdom I've heard all week.


WIZDOMBOMB



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Sep 16,2010 11:21am
I couldn't hear what song it was over the sound of his crushing loneliness.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Sep 16,2010 11:41am
demondave said[orig][quote]
SkinSandwich said[orig][quote]



why is this face familiar? who is this?



That is Cuntface AnalDrip.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Sep 16,2010 11:46am
xmikex said[orig][quote]
BILLY%20MAYS%20HERE%20/W%20NYTROSTICK said[orig][quote]

bennyhillifier


58 seconds. That's how long it takes for him to even hit a single drum in a 2 minute video and he wonders why everyone thinks he's full of shit. Not to mention the fact that my cat could play what this guy is playing.



meter is...not good



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Sep 16,2010 11:52am
honestly, this is the first of his videos I've watched and I disagree with boxxy. He's not a decent drummer. Sounds like a beginner.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Sep 16,2010 12:19pm
oh man...I just finally watched that video. LOL



toggletoggle post by matt_sways_in_the_wind  at Sep 16,2010 12:22pm
AJ... like brian said your meter is not good. drumming isn't about how flashy your fills can be or how fast you can play. it's about feeling the rhythm and setting a pace for the music.

there is nothing musical about your playing in these videos. you're only playing a bunch of fills poorly with no sense of dynamics, direction or time. your double kick is all the over place. you speed up and slow down. you are, at best, an okay drummer with no sense of time.

go back to your day job.



toggletoggle post by matt_sways_in_the_wind  at Sep 16,2010 12:39pm
and learn how to do a flam... fuck.




bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Sep 16,2010 12:42pm
"if it sounds like I'm in a bad Billy Mays commercial, it's because I am.... Except for the Billy Mays part!"

WHAT THE FUCK does that even mean??



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Sep 16,2010 12:45pm
It means he will die alone in a tear and feces-stained hospital bed.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Sep 16,2010 12:47pm
ha!



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 16,2010 12:50pm
vhat a tweest!



toggletoggle post by josh_hates_you  at Sep 16,2010 12:56pm
wow. i just watched those videos. in my profile it says i play drums half assed..........this dude makes me look like derek roddy



toggletoggle post by sir coughsalot at Sep 16,2010 2:15pm
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
I couldn't hear what song it was over the sound of his crushing loneliness.




toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 16,2010 2:17pm
sir%20coughsalot said[orig][quote]
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
I couldn't hear what song it was over the sound of his crushing loneliness.



DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by boxxy at Sep 16,2010 2:49pm
josh_hates_you said[orig][quote]
wow. i just watched those videos. in my profile it says i play drums half assed..........this dude makes me look like derek roddy


That's why you're awesome, and this dude sucks. If you suck, admit you suck, if you're decent, say you're decent/half assed, if you THINK you're awesome, keep your mouth shut!!



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Oct 20,2010 11:27am
As noted on his facebook, he's using the videos as a tryout for the band "the sword"

He seems fairly confident he'll make it. Also, a new video showing the history of rock beats



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Oct 20,2010 12:26pm
lol...please don't post those.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Oct 20,2010 12:42pm
Post em.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Oct 20,2010 2:03pm
Did this guy get his big break playing tambourine for the Beachcomber house band yet?



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 20,2010 2:48pm
ATTN: NytroStick- please note the proper way to be awesome at drums



bennyhillifier



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toggletoggle post by ark at Oct 21,2010 9:10am
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
ATTN: NytroStick- please note the proper way to be awesome at drums



bennyhillifier



so damn good. nystrom, YOU SUCK



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Oct 21,2010 9:36am
Yeah, that kid pretty much rules on the tubs.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 21,2010 9:50am
you can come see him at copperfields next friday with my band ;)



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Oct 21,2010 9:57am
Me leave the woods? More unlikely than you think.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Oct 21,2010 10:14am
hunt deer or gtfo



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Oct 21,2010 10:23am
Just birds for me. Will probably do a quick hunt Sat morning for woodcock and pah-tridge.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Oct 21,2010 10:29am
Quail stew with a slice of squab plz



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Oct 21,2010 10:30am
OK STOP BUMPING THIS SUCKY THREAD.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 21,2010 10:32am
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toggletoggle post by Yeti at Oct 21,2010 10:34am
hahaha no matter how many times i see Bryan play i will never not be amazed. he moves more fluidly than a wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube-man.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Oct 21,2010 10:35am
bump



toggletoggle post by nekronautnli at Mar 5,2011 3:37pm
HE TOOK DOWN ALL OF HIS VIDEOS :(



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Mar 5,2011 4:16pm
GUESS THAT DRUM BEAT OR BIG MAMAS HOUSE



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 5,2011 4:30pm
Probably because of this thread. Nice job, assholes.



toggletoggle post by saxlbeckett at Mar 5,2011 4:41pm
sir%20coughsalot said[orig][quote]
The bio is actually really interesting if you read it while listening to the training montage song from Rocky IV


Shiiiiiiiiit LOL I just did that, totally worth it.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Mar 5,2011 5:32pm
survivor works well too



toggletoggle post by Woah!_Shut_It_Down!  at Mar 5,2011 8:25pm
And Just Dance.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Nov 26,2011 12:13am
I just read this, fuck all of you guys. This kid is good.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Nov 26,2011 1:26am
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said[orig][quote]
Kill yourself now and get it over with.



toggletoggle post by Tiffany S at Nov 25,2013 12:56am
How dare you guys make fun of Andy.. He's a much better drummer and musician then all of you assholes who consider noise music.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Nov 25,2013 9:55am
His name isn't Andy u dumb bitch it's NYTROSTICK



toggletoggle post by DYA is ANALYZING THIS THREAD at Nov 25,2013 4:04pm
I'm so glad Tiffany turned up to ensure that this difficult chapter in NYTROSTICK's life can be over. He deserves some closure.



toggletoggle post by NytroStick at Apr 27,2014 12:22am

bennyhillifier

hey guys! i'm currently looking to join a hard hitting metal band!! i have uploaded some awesome vids of me playing for you to check out and rock out. if you want to be in a band holla back at me. ROCK ON!



toggletoggle post by NytroStick at Apr 27,2014 12:30am
here's some blast beats for you extreme folks



bennyhillifier



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toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Apr 27,2014 4:15am
There's no way this guy would actually have the stamina to be in the types of bands that people on this forum play in. The blast beats in that instructional video fall apart almost instantly.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Apr 27,2014 10:20am
LPCustom said[orig][quote]
Can someone explain to me the Bova joke? Like seriously. I've been coming here for a long ass time and don't follow.


That's bcuz u r a faggt.



toggletoggle post by OxySultan at Apr 27,2014 9:55pm
how dare u make fun of someone that wears a boston strong shirt



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