I'm antisocial. Especially at work.

Just so happens that the place I work celebrates EVERY GODDAMN OCCASSION imagineable.

So I'm forced to be all "yay for you! nom nom nom on fucking cake" all the time.

Maybe if I had anything at all in common with my coworkers.

"how are things going with your band? what kind of music do you play?"

"Good, I play aggressive hardcore/doom/deathmetal/grind."

*blank stare*

drink

Make a poll about it. I did.

If there were booze, I'd totally be into it.

There is no beer, only cake and smiley gladhands everywhere.

we get an ice cream cake everytime its some ones birthday on my team.

MANDATORY CAKE IS MANDATORY.

bennyhillifier

being antisocial is for pussies

why was rustyps laid off?

all about the budget baby

"Now Milton, don't be greedy"

haha yeah they do this at my office too, though not anything extravagant. at our mandatory company picnic we did a "team building" exercise this year, fuck that shit. i only go because i'm forced to, and only to get the free food.