LOL
http://www.myspace.com/buriedbytheoceannj

They're like 10.

drummer is a zygote.

HOLY GAUGES BATMAN

dear god i also just just realized these kids are like 12. how far has this genre infected the gene pool? i guess i just answered my own question because the answer is in this myspace page.

Holy shit, drums off much?

My sense of timing just told me to kill myself and everyone around me in an office rage massacre.

Just like every other band of their genre, they're "bringing something new to the table" and "redefining the genre". Give me a fucking break.

I had actually just typed a sentence about throwing dried human shit through those gauges like a beanbag toss- and then I realized I was raging about 10-yr olds.

There should be a band called For The Lulz though. Just saying.

At the least, you can only hope they get better with age and maybe discover better bands as they get older.

HEAVY AS SHIT BRO

Best part is when the 5 year old singer swears

The Jonas Brothers for metal?

"Of course you can be in a death-core band son, you can do anything you want in life!. We will pay for all your glamor shots and your way too big plugs and everything!" This is what happens when metal is so completely mainstream and commercialized.

Those plugs are out of fucking control, they're bigger than the lower half of his face.

Its gonna be great when he decides he doesn't want them anymore.

they could be playing worse music.

no they couldn't.

they could be playin the pink strat bullshit you listen to

Pre-pubescent moshcore is all the rage these days. I hear you can pick up their demo at any Claire's Boutique or Kids' Gap.

I thought this said mobile... That confused me son.

Haters be hatin

All deathcore should be outlawed. What a horrible bastardization of genres.

Everybody now realize that that 10yo drummer gets laid more than all of us combined, then make with the weeping. LAWL

Without Remorse in 10 years.

So in 10 years Without Remorse will be child versions of themselves? Heh.

Also, they have a song called "Without Remorse." Maybe you're onto something.

haha yeah that was worded strangely. what i mean is "they will be" Without Remorse in 10 years.

Yeah, I just felt like giving you shit because I'm bored at work.

its good but needs moar girl jeans and flat brimmed hats

"they have no trouble creating a fresh and brutal sound that seperates them from the others of the genre"


hahahahahaha. They seem to be having A LOT of trouble with that.

I hate music.

I want to know what kind of superb lyrics they have. THIS NEXT SONG IS ABOUT MY MATH TEACHER, WHO IS A DOODOO HEAD.

Alice cooper did it

If my adolescent son came home looking like that, I'd drown the little faggot in the bathtub.

A good idea:

Sneak up behind the kid with the ear hoops and attach a padlock to one of his ears.

those are my boys!

win'd

The real depressing part is that no matter how much this sucks it's still better than the music I was making at this age. Somebody tell them to get off myspace and do it the right way with a templated angelfire website.

oh lawd angelfire. you just nostalgia'd me.

http://angelfire.com/music4/brootaldeathneckchoke

U NOSTALGIA U LOSE

I LOST

Naw, they'd almost definitely like it. I'd be willing to bet they probably did it to themselves to help stretch em in the first place.

Fuck a padlock, attach a beartrap instead.

i think a live grenade would do the trick.

Set a bunch of pedophiles loose in their practice space.

I'm sure if it were a padlock they didn't have the combo/key to, it would most certainly ruin their night.

hahaha

If you set the diddlers loose on these kids they'll just turn into a bunch of emo cry babies. That could potentially be worse for humanity.

See I feel like those kids just accidentally saw their uncle's dick under a bathrobe one time or something and just blew it all out of proportion. The real molested kids all form porno grind bands and have offensive shirt contests.

There it is folks. The quote of the day.

hahaha...wait

nothing says "love" like an inappropriate rub.

If you could kill someone for me on the way out... that would be a great help.

you guys just gave these cum stained pre-teens more hits on their website, further convincing them that they are making fans and should continue making horrible music

Fail Paradox

"+1 Like Button"

I want to fuck the drummer so bad.

PS: The singer's parents are idiots. Who let's a 12 year old gauge their ears out that much? Have fun supporting your kid through his 20's while he struggles to find a McDonalds that will hire someone who looks like king of the assholes.

also... lulz at the the band "Ultimate Punch"'s comment:

"yo guys whats up? sick tunes. We should get a tour sometime."

Translation: Pedophiles.

Asking a bunch of pre-teen kids to ride around in a van all around the country and do sleepovers. If that doesn't have the makings of an amber alert then I don't know what does.

You're right...maybe we should do it with them instead so we can really do the "(Sl)amber Alert" tour.

Then we can throw rotten fruit at them while they play each show. And fuck their female fans (who will all be under 18 years old, of course).

Slamber Alert needs to be a song title or tshirt of somekind

under 15 or you're a pussy.

under 9 or you're a cougar hunter

that was my first thought too. his parents should be sterilized.

Slamber Alert tour featuring the youngest slam bands you can find. at the end of each show we are the world sing along with all the young musicians around msd or you are all vaginafaces.

I'm not convinced by those gauges. I think they're just rolls of red tape attached to his earlobes.

i dont knowz whatz ur all talking aboutz, this band is killer

I think we should just do a slamber alert tour with Justin Bieber.

I'm currently finding the singer on facebook so I can troll him with a fake scene girl profile. Epicness ahoy. I can't wait to describe myself rubbing my monroe all over his delicious cock.

This isn't him, but I found him during the search. It looks like a horse kicked this kid in the face:

I was probably taking my first MCAS when these lil' niggaz were born.

I've entertained that thought before.

They just changed their name to "In Death I Rise". Sick bra.

mike knows where it's at

these kids are confirmed for 12-14 years old

http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseact...friendId=528546883&blogId=538320115

"Im just so curious and full of questions for you guys."

...martins?

The other Buried by the ocean isn't much better..

uh no

I guess this band just broke up. That was quick.

PS:

Don't fret, that band took up 10% of their natural lives.

Video: Check out this hilarity:

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=173382339350794

peacepeace

just read this entire thread. might be my fav in rttp history

such a faggot

wow they even recycled their old picture