WTF is with people who comment on news stories and not being able to spell or complete a sentence?

"That is awesome. I used to be a flight attendant and ALL flight attendants want to do something like that but never have the balls! Congrats my man! You want get jail time but you will get a heft fine! Tell them to bill you and then suck it!"

".. five gets you ten, three years from now, that woman's going to swipe every red cent of Rod Stewart's money, right out from under his nose. She is going to be sitting behind the microphone, with her good pal Gloria Allred, telling the world how she just can't bare to live on anything less than a 30 thousand bux a month alimony, and that she deserves ever cent, on account of the sexual harassment, and all the aberrations she's accumulated, having to bounce on the mattress with an old guy -- QED, asj."

quit trying sell crap on the comments section of these articles. You discust me!!!!!!!!!!!!!