...talk to me.

i recently got a job as a transcription writer closed-captioning porn movies for a production company. subsequently, i have shitloads of full-length movies and scenes that are just sitting in my recycle bin. if you want some sweet .ZIPs all up in your emailz, get at a white brother.

FAP HARD

That is the most awesome job ever! I can type 70 wpm. Where do I sign up?

colorado

Damn it. I knew there was a catch. LOL!

In any case, that job must be pretty freakin' hilarious. The dialogue must be quite entertaining.

I'll take everything you have and a giant football helmet with cottage cheese plz.

I know you guys think I'm a real dick cheese...... burger.

bloopers puleez.

gimme your email and i'll sendspace it up for ya



i haven't run into too many, but i will def poast when i do.

You've got mail and what Aril said. Please. Thanks.

...but i poop from there

So is there a standard list of words to interpret sex noises with or do you just go with your gut? Or non-fap hand?

lol thats a really interesting question lol. I guess i've never watched porn with captions on. I can just picture seeing a screen full of "mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm oh yeahhhhhhhhh mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm *moan* *grunt* *moan*"

i will take everthing you have as well

You are the man so hard

ITT: Porn gets just a tad seedier

i only put phonetic spellings for foreign films, the rest of the time it's just (MOANING), (SLURPING), etc.

ultimatezipping the shit outta my work folder right now. expect emails with sendspace links later.

love bananas. not so much for cantelopes.

Fucking hilarious.

just finished working...and also realized sendspace has a 300 mb limit on uploads so i'll have to remake the zips after i sleep. anyone have a better idea for sending/providing this shit?

Alright, made a dropbox. if you want the loginz hit me up. there's a 2GB limit and I will be reupping each week so when whatever's there is gone, it's gone.

i also have 14GB left to upload so the next month or two will be rabid fap.

what is the public folder username?

Do you have any videos with fat chicks?

Any underage girls?

um yes plz

haha, oops

googlez gonna getcha