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returntothepit >> discuss >> it's so hot, i can't wait until winter by the_reverend on Jul 6,2010 9:43am
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toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 6,2010 9:43am
I'm wfh with no AC and just sweating to myself.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Jul 6,2010 9:50am



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Jul 6,2010 9:50am
don't photographers migrate north this time of year?



toggletoggle post by Slag NLI at Jul 6,2010 9:56am
I splurged on a 12000 Btu A/C this weekend. Must say, I slept well these past two nights.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 6,2010 9:58am
it's new England. Cripes.
bunch o pussies.



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Jul 6,2010 10:00am
man i haven't used AC since i left my childhood home. my new room has a bitchin ceiling fan though.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Jul 6,2010 10:02am
I get to walk a few miles with two kids in this today. It's gonna be a three shower kinda day I think.



toggletoggle post by Inappropriate at Jul 6,2010 10:03am
Global warming is a sign that we have too many humans.



toggletoggle post by AlxNLI at Jul 6,2010 10:05am
I enjoyed a crowded train ride with very little air movement this morning to get to my freezing office. Makes me want to work late... so many conflicting emotions.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 6,2010 10:15am
go to Houston, LA, or Miami before you complain about new england summers pussyrev revpussy



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Jul 6,2010 10:24am
you feeling hot in Massachusetts? GO FIND A TREE



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Jul 6,2010 10:25am
today is going o be brutal.



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at Jul 6,2010 10:27am
come to my house. I'll have the Bloods that live downstairs spray you with the hose.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jul 6,2010 10:32am
oppressive heat rules. i hate listening to my coworkers who bitch all winter about it being so cold bitch because it's too hot. appreciating balance ftw.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 6,2010 10:33am
i hope the bandspace is not too oppresive. blah.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 6,2010 10:36am
waaaaah waaaaaaaaaaaah waaaaaaaaaaah more AC!!'q waaaaah waaaaaaaah waaaaaaaaah



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 6,2010 10:48am
waaahhhh wahhhhha people complain too much waahhhh wahhha waahhhhhh



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 6,2010 10:48am
blocked the sun from my skylight so that my computer doesn't turn off from 12-1pm every day.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 6,2010 10:49am
I was one tack short of getting it to work. I dropped my fourth tack.



toggletoggle post by Pires at Jul 6,2010 10:51am
I fucking hate the heat. Sub zero temperatures year round ftw.



toggletoggle post by Slag NLI at Jul 6,2010 10:53am
adapting > bitching



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 6,2010 10:53am
waaah waaaah only about reasonble and obvious things, not absurdities waaaaah waaaaaaaaaah



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 6,2010 10:54am
lol



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 6,2010 10:58am edited Jul 6,2010 11:01am
Nah we are having a heatwave. I love it. Just put my ac in the other night but heat doesn't bother me one bit. I'm immune to this shit after growing up in houston. Down there your balls stick to your leg non -stop.



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Jul 6,2010 11:03am
Slag%20NLI said[orig][quote]
adapting > bitching
i've adapted to sleeping without a cover. couldn't do that before. evolution ftw?



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 6,2010 11:04am
meditate to keep your body temperature at a moderately acceptable one. simple as that.



toggletoggle post by Martha and the Vandellas at Jul 6,2010 11:05am
Whenever I'm with him
Something inside starts to burnin'
And I'm filled with desire
Could it be a devil in me
Or is this the way love's supposed to be?

It's like a heat wave
Burnin' in my heart
I can't keep from cryin'
It's tearin' me apart

Whenever he calls my name
Soft, low, sweet and plain
I feel, right there
I feel that burnin' flame
Has high blood pressure got a hold on me
Or is this the way love's supposed to be?

It's like a heat wave
Burnin' in my heart
I can't keep from cryin'
It's tearin' me apart

Sometimes I stare in space
Tears all over my face
I can't explain it
Don't understand it
I ain't never felt like this before
Now this funny feelin' has me amazed
I don't know what to do
My head's in a haze

It's like a heat wave

I recorded the lyrics at the end of the thrid verse as

It's like a heat wave

Yeah yeah! Yeah yeah!
(go ahead and cry girl)
Oh Yeah!
(go ahead girl)
Yeah yeah!
(well it's alright)
Yeah yeah!
(ain't nothing but love girl)
Yeah yeah!
(unintelligible)
(sounds like a new romance)
Yeah yeah! Yeah yeah!
(Burning burning burning)
Right here in my heart
(Burning burning burning)



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 6,2010 11:07am
i've been thoroughly enjoying the shirtless life as of late.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 6,2010 11:07am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Nah we are having a heatwave. I love it. Just put my ac in the other night but heat doesn't bother me one bit. I'm immune to this shit after growing up in houston. Down there your balls stick to your leg non -stop.
yeah, you are so immune that you pussied out with AC at home. way to be a faggot.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 6,2010 11:13am
I always put it in July but dont need to when I've got a fan.
I bet you're one of those April AC fags.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 6,2010 11:15am
i need an ac on to sleep. the heat keeps me up all night



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 6,2010 11:18am
Think about how was it was 500 years ago sleeping outside.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 6,2010 11:20am
I have never had AC in one of my places and I never use AC in my car.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 6,2010 11:20am
you are the fag who put AC in your place.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 6,2010 11:21am
rev is trying to make the point that he wins at life. are you not getting this jim?



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 6,2010 11:23am
so wait a second. you complain about heat but don't solve your problem?
that's like me saying I've got genital warts and not doing anything about it and then yelling at the girl for getting it when it could have been avoided of you solved the problem to begin with



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 6,2010 11:25am
this thread is a joke and you all lost.
search for the subject.

maybe next time I will do it as anon-cutiegirl42



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 6,2010 11:26am
ps: you use AC you are gay.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 6,2010 11:28am
I don't see what Anal Cunt has to do with this.
ITT: rev breaks down and admits he has genital warts



toggletoggle post by hauptpflucker   at Jul 6,2010 11:35am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
this thread is a joke and you all lost.
search for the subject.

maybe next time I will do it as anon-cutiegirl42
excuse us for not remembering some insignificant thread from may ;)



toggletoggle post by boxxy at Jul 6,2010 11:43am
I like the winter much more than the summer. And yes, i say that in the winter too. I prefer Grim.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 6,2010 11:47am
fall ftw



toggletoggle post by hauptpflucker   at Jul 6,2010 11:48am
Fall's nice...



toggletoggle post by Inappropriate at Jul 6,2010 11:53am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
blocked the sun from my skylight so that my computer doesn't turn off from 12-1pm every day.


I'm submitting that to thereifixedit.com.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Jul 6,2010 11:54am
i wish I had a skylight.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 6,2010 11:59am
I have 7 skylights. I can't opened them and the shades are from 25 years ago. it's like they are made of of the same parchment the constitution was written on. on, you are from mass.. the constitution is that thing that they say deval patrick pisses on all the time.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jul 6,2010 12:42pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
I always put it in July but dont need to when I've got a fan.
I bet you're one of those April AC fags.


i prefer a fan with open windows. AC makes the air feel fake. i was sleeping at my girl's house last night and i actually got up to turn the AC off at like midnight, i couldn't stand being cold knowing it was hot outside.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jul 6,2010 12:42pm
we spend so much time being cold in the winter, why not enjoy the heat for a while?



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Jul 6,2010 12:49pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
I have 7 skylights. I can't opened them and the shades are from 25 years ago. it's like they are made of of the same parchment the constitution was written on. on, you are from mass.. the constitution is that thing that they say deval patrick pisses on all the time.


you sir hate democracy.



toggletoggle post by Pires at Jul 6,2010 1:53pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
we spend so much time being cold in the winter, why not enjoy the heat for a while?


I fucking hate the sun, heat, and anything else that has to do with summer.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 6,2010 2:08pm
anyone that doesn't like a warm sunny day where one can go hiking, swimming, riding, fucking, etc. is dead to me. summer (especially early and late) is perhaps one of the best times of year. I love winter and all but summer is great for being active. fall is the best.



toggletoggle post by Phil McCrevice at Jul 6,2010 2:11pm
ouchdrummer said[orig][quote]
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
I have 7 skylights. I can't opened them and the shades are from 25 years ago. it's like they are made of of the same parchment the constitution was written on. on, you are from mass.. the constitution is that thing that they say deval patrick pisses on all the time.


you sir hate democracy.


Democracy gave me the right to fellate young boys in public. I love democracy!



toggletoggle post by REDTUBE at Jul 6,2010 2:13pm
pam said[orig][quote]
three shower kinda day


Will you post a video of yourself in the shower? With PeganMagan?



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jul 6,2010 2:14pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
I always put it in July but dont need to when I've got a fan.
I bet you're one of those April AC fags.


i prefer a fan with open windows. AC makes the air feel fake. i was sleeping at my girl's house last night and i actually got up to turn the AC off at like midnight, i couldn't stand being cold knowing it was hot outside.


Waitwaitwaitwaitwait, could we rewind to this "at my girl's house" thing? There's a she-yeti, now?



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jul 6,2010 2:14pm
Oh, also, fuck the sun, I fucking hate it.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 6,2010 2:19pm
Yea I was thinking the same thing. I thought he was anti-women and pro-bachelor. Yeti, I hope you didn't fall for one of the Worcester overnight female metalheads.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 6,2010 2:30pm
shes a sweetheart. super cool chick fo sho.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 6,2010 2:31pm
ITT: Scaphism gets you laid



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jul 6,2010 2:36pm
Dude, rape sells. I've been telling girls about my rape van for weeks now and it invariably gets a positive response. I don't get it.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 6,2010 2:38pm
you cant rape the willing



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Jul 6,2010 2:38pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
i hope the bandspace is not too oppresive. blah.



im actually looking forward to going to ours because its air conditioned.



toggletoggle post by PaganMogenDavid Megan at Jul 6,2010 2:40pm
Hating the sun is really black metal, let's try it. Your place or mine?



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Jul 6,2010 2:40pm
I fucking hate summer with a passion. Fall and Winter are the best times of year. Fuck this oppressive heat shit. It is now officially swamp ass season.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 6,2010 2:41pm
at least you are trying. I've enjoyed being a hermit/monkhood for the past two years.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jul 6,2010 2:42pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
at least you are trying. I've enjoyed being a hermit/monkhood for the past two years.


Haha, I'm not sure telling girls "hey, I have a rape van" really counts as "trying", per se.



toggletoggle post by Rabbi Eliezer ben Abromovitch at Jul 6,2010 2:43pm
Who's talking about girls?



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 6,2010 2:59pm
I refuse to date any or acknowledge any metal chick at this point. Nothing but attention whore leeches. Unless someone convinces me otherwise, I'll gladly fap to classy women like bookwormbitches.com any day.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 6,2010 3:01pm
ya my last gf was a metal head. fuck dealing with that noise ever again.



toggletoggle post by Elliot Blume-Pickle at Jul 6,2010 3:26pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
you cant rape the willing


But then it's no fun.



toggletoggle post by ancient master at Jul 6,2010 3:27pm
i work on a farm all day outside in a field...fuk u all



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jul 6,2010 3:29pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Yea I was thinking the same thing. I thought he was anti-women and pro-bachelor. Yeti, I hope you didn't fall for one of the Worcester overnight female metalheads.


i would hope you'd have more faith in me than that. no this girl has nothing to do with metal. we've been best friends for 5 or 6 years now, and after stupid relationships on both sides we both realized that this is the next logical step. i have zero interest in playing the "getting to know you" game anymore, i'm a difficult person and she knows me well enough to be patient with it. i wasn't pro-bachelor or anything like that, i'm just anti-wasting time on false "relationships". she's been to a few Scaphism shows, but you'd rarely ever see her out with me at shows, she is content in leaving me to my own world, which is fine with me.



toggletoggle post by Elliot Blume-Pickle at Jul 6,2010 3:29pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
I refuse to date any or acknowledge any metal chick at this point.


"Date" and "Rape" are both four-letter words, but one doesn't tie you down for another few years, unless you get caught.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Jul 6,2010 3:32pm
Just worked outside today doing a lot of ladder work. I thought I was gonna puke. It's brutal out there today. Definitely not going anywhere now...



toggletoggle post by Kirk Pedohammett at Jul 6,2010 3:34pm
Stay inside with a child.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Jul 6,2010 3:42pm
After two years of living in North Carolina too, I'm pretty sick of this kind of heat. 80s I like. Once it gets into the 90s, fuck that. I'd rather take the coldest of winters than 90 degree temperatures.

I also agree with anyone in this thread who said fall is the best.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 6,2010 3:44pm
Lamp said[orig][quote]
Just worked outside today doing a lot of ladder work. I thought I was gonna puke. It's brutal out there today. Definitely not going anywhere now...


way better than working in an ACed office. I miss doing construction work outside. I was a roofer so we had the sun beat down on us all day, but it's so nice when you drink an ice cold beer afterwards.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 6,2010 3:45pm
And Yeti sounds lucky.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jul 6,2010 3:47pm
thanks. she also has an 8 year old son so her car always has cool toys in it.



toggletoggle post by Kirk Pedohammett at Jul 6,2010 3:48pm
Lamp said[orig][quote]
I also agree with anyone in this thread who said fall is the best.


Don't be racist against summer.



toggletoggle post by Kirk Pedohammett at Jul 6,2010 3:48pm



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Jul 6,2010 3:53pm



toggletoggle post by Barack Hussein Obama at Jul 6,2010 3:59pm
D.C. is just sweltering. I'm going to move the capital to Nigeria.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 6,2010 4:01pm
I'm using olschool whitetrash AC.
A wet dirty shirt around my neck.



toggletoggle post by Cliff Spurtin‘ at Jul 6,2010 4:02pm
Don't you have to be Irish to be white trash?



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Jul 6,2010 4:02pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Lamp said[orig][quote]
Just worked outside today doing a lot of ladder work. I thought I was gonna puke. It's brutal out there today. Definitely not going anywhere now...


way better than working in an ACed office. I miss doing construction work outside. I was a roofer so we had the sun beat down on us all day, but it's so nice when you drink an ice cold beer afterwards.


Strongly agreed.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 6,2010 4:04pm
if he actually believes that, he would quit his job and get a job in construction.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 6,2010 4:04pm
Cliff%20Spurtin‘ said[orig][quote]
Don't you have to be Irish to be white trash?
Irish people aren't white.



toggletoggle post by Cliff Spurtin‘ at Jul 6,2010 4:06pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
Cliff%20Spurtin‘ said[orig][quote]
Don't you have to be Irish to be white trash?
Irish people aren't white.


Does this mean we can buy and sell them?



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 6,2010 4:13pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
if he actually believes that, he would quit his job and get a job in construction.


not enough $$$$ unless you've been doing it for years. Need $$$$ when you have a child. You should know this.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 6,2010 4:13pm



toggletoggle post by Mikael Akerfeldt at Jul 6,2010 4:13pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
if he actually believes that, he would quit his job and get a job in construction.


Muscular men in flannel? Now that you put it that way...



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Jul 6,2010 4:28pm
Drove around all day in AC car, followed by sushi/sashimi and cold Stella. Fuck you.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 6,2010 4:35pm
I hope it was real and not a california roll.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Jul 6,2010 4:38pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
I hope it was real and not a california roll.


No sir, though I do enjoy an occasional CA roll, my menu consisted of sashimi, then an angel roll (tuna, mango, asparagus, radish sprout, salmon and eel). OMNOMNOMNOM.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 6,2010 4:44pm
Eel is awesome. Unagi ftw.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Jul 6,2010 4:47pm
I have a ball python named Unagi. She was rescued from a house fire.

Get it? Unagi is smoked eel... It's funny.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 6,2010 4:50pm
I don't get it. Eels aren't snakes. I am dissapoint.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Jul 6,2010 4:52pm edited Jul 6,2010 4:52pm
There goes my idea to rescue a dog that's been raped and name it "Faggot Cow"



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jul 6,2010 4:55pm
largefreakatzero said[orig][quote]
Drove around all day in AC car, followed by sushi/sashimi and cold Stella. Fuck you.


Oh man, sushi and AC sounds so awesome right now. Nice cold Sapporo. Fuck my broke-ass life. LOL



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 6,2010 4:57pm edited Jul 6,2010 4:59pm
DYA, what are you doing thus evening? Oh, wait, you live in one of those U-towns near Worcester.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 6,2010 5:06pm
U-town?



toggletoggle post by xFuck Loggin Inx at Jul 6,2010 5:55pm
fuck winter.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Jul 6,2010 6:02pm
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
largefreakatzero said[orig][quote]
Drove around all day in AC car, followed by sushi/sashimi and cold Stella. Fuck you.


Oh man, sushi and AC sounds so awesome right now. Nice cold Sapporo. Fuck my broke-ass life. LOL


Sapporo in the giant can FTW.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Jul 6,2010 6:13pm
Yum, sushi. Nothing like taking the chance of getting worms.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Jul 6,2010 6:16pm
Worms or you are pussy.



toggletoggle post by blessed offal nli at Jul 6,2010 6:19pm
my body has no moisture in it left, so it has decided to start sweating out blood



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Jul 6,2010 6:46pm
Kidney failure weather



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jul 6,2010 6:56pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
DYA, what are you doing thus evening? Oh, wait, you live in one of those U-towns near Worcester.


Actually, just "Worcester" now. Moved in this weekend. Shit rules. Sitting out in one of our huge backyards now. LOL



toggletoggle post by aril (windows 7? SUCKS!) at Jul 6,2010 7:46pm
really? moved in with ark? whens the party? I need my Zelda game.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 6,2010 8:31pm
I've replaced 3 of my shades... lost one nail and I'm missing one of the rods/ropes.



toggletoggle post by ValkyrieScreams  at Jul 6,2010 8:55pm
Gave my friend a ride to a job interview today... my car = sauna. I actually started thinking about coughing up the money to recharge the AC... aaaand thenn I got home & walked into a reminder of why I dislike ACs almost as much as I dislike the heat. Next time she can just take the bus.
Oh and by the way. Sushi would be fucking amazing right now! Jealous.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 6,2010 8:59pm
margaritas, climbing ladders, chips, rice, and soyrizzo ftw.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jul 6,2010 9:08pm
aril said[orig][quote]
really? moved in with ark? whens the party? I need my Zelda game.


Guessed it first try! Don't know if we're having a housewarming party per se, this is a WICKED picket fence neighborhood and all our friends are drunken maniacs. LOL Will have (non-rapevan, non-gas-guzzling) car super soon, we'll chill.



toggletoggle post by douchebag_patrol at Jul 8,2010 4:06am



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jul 9,2010 1:39am
COOL SUBINCISION, BRO



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