this guy has to know how huge of a running gag he is
What do you mean? His formula for booking 7+ bands no one has ever heard of that each live over 2 hours outside of Worcester is one of the best I've ever seen.
I helped put together a benefit show that happened tonight, which was conceived a week and a half ago. Dirtnap had 2 bands booked at that point and there was no effort being made to fill out the bill so we took over the date. The benefit ended up bringing in more people than the last 20 dirtnap shows that didn't involve costumed whores.
No word of a lie, the first time S2S played at Oasis after the epic thread, Bova showed up in a Bova Christ shirt that read "Don't worry peons, Bova loves you" and nobody showed up.