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returntothepit >> discuss >> Favorite quotes from people who don't listen to music as a hobby by Lamp on Jun 11,2010 8:00pm
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toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Jun 11,2010 8:00pm
Lamp said[orig][quote]
I hate all music that's just a bunch of screaming, I'd rather listen to something that has talent.


Also, "I listen to everything except country or rap" of course.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Jun 11,2010 8:02pm
"I want to be able to hear the words, not just a bunch of yelling"



toggletoggle post by markworkingrichards at Jun 11,2010 8:04pm
I'm a huge fan of everyone I work with trying to "growl" like a death metal vocalist, but usually it sounds like a seal dying. I'm not sure how to quote that.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Jun 11,2010 8:08pm
Hearing my boss say to me when I first started working with him: "I'll pretty much listen to anything but most music is just background noise, on my own I just listen mostly to metal like Disturbed and Mudvayne"



toggletoggle post by DreadKill  at Jun 11,2010 8:09pm
"I listen to whatever's on the radio"



toggletoggle post by markworkingrichards at Jun 11,2010 8:10pm
Yeah, REAL metal like Disturbed and Mudvayne.

The day that the dude from Slipknot died, almost everyone mentioned it to me like I gave a fuck. They also accused me of listening to Rancid. Ick.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Jun 11,2010 8:11pm
Have you ever heard of this band called Slayer? I think you might like it's, it's really crazy with a bunch of screaming and really evil sounding guitar solos.



toggletoggle post by DreadKill  at Jun 11,2010 8:13pm
"you're in one of those 'kill your mother, kill your father' bands, right?"



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Jun 11,2010 8:13pm
There was a kid in my high school who used to call any music with screamed vocals "sacrifice music".



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Jun 11,2010 8:15pm
when I was in high school, I'd listen to The Red Chord's demo of Breed the Cancer in my car a lot with my friends, none of which listen to that stuff...they would always refer to that song as the "Dog Rape Song"



toggletoggle post by Lich_King at Jun 11,2010 8:40pm
My friends in high school were Blink 182 fans. I had some Iron Maiden on in the car and they continually mocked me because Iron Maiden wasn't even vaguely popular anymore.

Also, from my mom: "I know you like all that kill-your-guts-out music"



toggletoggle post by i_am_not_me   at Jun 11,2010 9:09pm
DreadKill said[orig][quote]
"you're in one of those 'kill your mother, kill your father' bands, right?"


Response: "No, no, no. It's more of a rape your mother, kill your father band."



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 11,2010 9:11pm
"im an old school metalhead. like opeth."



toggletoggle post by blackjew at Jun 11,2010 9:14pm
Oh you listen to all that "kill your mother, kill your father arrgggghhhhh" music



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jun 11,2010 10:46pm
An On Broken Wings cd?... why not?



toggletoggle post by SteveSummoned   at Jun 11,2010 11:15pm
DreadKill said[orig][quote]
"you're in one of those 'kill your mother, kill your father' bands, right?"


Holy shit someone has actually said that to me before.

Also I always get the "doesn't that hurt your throat?" and also "the music is good I just don't like the whole raa raa raa thing"



toggletoggle post by Barry Soetoro-Soros at Jun 11,2010 11:52pm
"It seems so random" from some dipshit who thinks U2 is talented.



toggletoggle post by My_Dying_Bride at Jun 12,2010 7:53am
"It's not Death metal! It's Black metal!!!"



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jun 12,2010 7:59am
"do you still listen to cookie monster music or did you grow up yet?"



toggletoggle post by tylor69 at Jun 12,2010 9:59am
"what band are you seeing tonight, four guys with a bong in their garage?" - my mom



toggletoggle post by ernie   at Jun 12,2010 10:28am
"i wish they would actually use their talent for something that doesnt suck this bad"



toggletoggle post by TheRidersofDoom  at Jun 12,2010 10:38am
Ah metal, so glad it will never be fully accepted.

my favorite is "I like the guitars but the singing is too harsh"

I also always have to tell people I listen to European Classical metal because if I say metal they think slipknot and korn, Saying European classical makes it sound fancy, and it is somewhat true as I listen to mostly European bands and most of them were brought up learning classical (most black metal bands) and not listening to ozzy and guns and roses (the former who sucks and which every nu metal band claims as their number one influence)



toggletoggle post by Dr. Sphincto at Jun 12,2010 10:48am
I was once called a poser by a girl who thought evanescence was metal and avril lavigne was punk because i was wearing a skinny puppy shirt and a Slapshot hat

other morons at the time: Why are you wearing a skinny puppy shirt if you're fat?



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jun 12,2010 10:52am
Dr.%20Sphincto said[orig][quote]
i was wearing a skinny puppy shirt


poser



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 12,2010 10:57am
Dr.%20Sphincto said[orig][quote]
other morons at the time: Why are you wearing a skinny puppy shirt if you're fat?
you are only saying that person is a moron cause you are fat. that is brilliant.



toggletoggle post by demondave at Jun 12,2010 11:06am


"why is everyone so angry?"




toggletoggle post by MillenialKingdom  at Jun 12,2010 12:11pm
"The drumming is really good but I can't stand the screaming".



toggletoggle post by Dr. Sphincto at Jun 12,2010 12:12pm
what, fat people cant wear skinny puppy t-shirts?



toggletoggle post by sever at Jun 12,2010 12:15pm
"you kids and your kitten mutilating music"



toggletoggle post by Fuck Loggin In at Jun 12,2010 1:41pm
"yeah metal's good - to blacken your soul" - my 13 year old cousin.



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Jun 12,2010 1:59pm
i listen to alot of stuff.

'yeah? like what, that head banger heavy metal devil worship music? how can you stand that, like what are they saying? it just sounds like people dying to me'



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 12,2010 2:03pm
I never considered listening to music a hobby.



toggletoggle post by horror_tang  at Jun 12,2010 2:20pm
You can love the music or you can be a man and live the music.
- Adolf Hitler



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 12,2010 2:37pm
only hobby rockers are real



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 12,2010 2:38pm
i_am_not_me said[orig][quote]
DreadKill said[orig][quote]
"you're in one of those 'kill your mother, kill your father' bands, right?"


Response: "No, no, no. It's more of a rape your mother, kill your father band."


HAHA!



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Jun 12,2010 3:27pm
"It sounds like cat gettin' raped by an elephant."



toggletoggle post by thirdknuckle  at Jun 12,2010 7:21pm
i used to hear this a lot:
'heavy metal'? oh, you mean like Guns & Roses? and Ozzy?



toggletoggle post by t2daeek  at Jun 12,2010 10:49pm
i teach/work in a music store in dartmouth and the guys i work with always give me grief by saying things like :
"why do you guys need practice every week? how many different ways can you possibly play 4 chords and yell bullshit about nothing?"
i tell them we generally have no chords at all and that confuses them.
my father, a musician, still says "with who? that scream band?" when i tell him that i have a gig.
my mother drives a school bus for new bedford voc tech and she said that she played our cd on her bus one day because she wanted to hear it and hadn't yet. her story goes that her students asked her to shut it off. she tells people "bless his heart because he puts a lot into it, but i just like my worship music... you know, music with a message."
recent favorites:
"why are you wasting your time playing metal? there's no money in that. you should be playing fusion" (d'oh!)
"why do you people play so loud?" (to which my common response is "what do you mean, "you people?")
i hate this area... the closer you get to the cape, the less people there are that like metal... that is definitely science.





toggletoggle post by spaldino on phone at Jun 12,2010 10:58pm
I listen to way more genres of music than everyone I know and I get told that most of what I listen to is "garbage"... but they think that bands like The White Stripes are "incredible". The second I say a band like... Snow Patrol is gay they jump down my throat "omg you always have something negative to say.... all your music is unlistenable and total garbage"

Most people only hear vocals and drums when they "listen" to music. Lyrics and "the beat". Its insulting to anyone that actually plays music.

One thing I find funny is if you are listening to, lets say Opeth, and someone comments on how they "can't understand what he is saying" and then he switches to clean vocals and the person still hates it and begs for you to change it. Blows my mind.

You can't listen to complex timings around most people. They won't understand it.

People will claim to be in to classical and then you throw on Stavinsky or something and they will ask for you to put on something else because they are "not in the mood for it" (they never are by the way).

Everyone's taste in music sucks.



toggletoggle post by obstaclecorpse at Jun 13,2010 10:30am
my old egpytian boss at the pizza place 4-5 years ago about pink floyd's Animals: "what is this crap?
me: "crap??.. this is classic"
him: "yeah where YOU come from HAH!"
me:"............... right..... whats classic to you then?"
him: "celine dion!"
me: " oh yeah?... do your parents know your gay?"



toggletoggle post by obstaclecorpse at Jun 13,2010 10:32am
obstaclecorpse said[orig][quote]
my old egpytian boss at the pizza place 4-5 years ago about pink floyd's Animals: "what is this crap?
me: "crap??.. this is classic"
him: "yeah where YOU come from HAH!"
me:"............... right..... whats classic to you then?"
him: "celine dion!"
me: " oh yeah?... do your parents know your gay?"



after this point of the job id go out of my way to put on really evil music that had very long pretty intro parts ie: Corrupted - El Mundo Frio..... theyd crank it up all on their own at first then scramble to shut it off



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Jun 13,2010 10:58am
"so are they like, a big inspiration for metal kids, or whatever?"



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