it's hot in here, I'm sick. just saying hello.

girls don't understand how awesome wieners are. it's like having a yo-yo always with you and yo-yo's are rad. girls get gyped. nothing on you gets cooler when it gets hotter out.

bump.

well my dicks not really out but im having a boxer party by myself cuz its hot as fuck.

sit down, slide to the side and play I sat in gum.

my computer (fapping) chair is leather.

that's like doing a math test in pen. good for you.

Nobody ever pays my dick in gum.

I knew this girl in 7th grade who did her math homework on the computer once.

I literally LOL'd

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