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returntothepit >> discuss >> ATTN: Goatcatalyst by ouchdrummer on May 24,2010 12:20pm
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toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at May 24,2010 12:20pm
It was soooooo nice to see you, with every breath i take, i yearn for the scent of your loins....


i need another copy of 3secrets. I dunno what happened to it, but i REALLY want in. Please email tracks... or GTFO



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at May 24,2010 12:22pm
cool story bro-mance



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at May 24,2010 12:23pm
nice dick bro



toggletoggle post by Yeti at May 24,2010 12:53pm
Ryan is still having trouble walking after the savage raping he received on Thursday.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at May 24,2010 12:56pm
likewise and lengthwise, jimbo. i was just speaking to sweet alejandro about coming up to spend some quality time. when might be good for you?

here is a link to 3 secrets:
http://www.mediafire.com/? a1aotzumkvc



toggletoggle post by Yeti at May 24,2010 12:56pm
we should schedule a play-date.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at May 24,2010 12:57pm
the raping and digesting just ruined me. my already-compromised immune system was unable to put me right.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at May 24,2010 12:59pm
btw, tony... think i'm going to florida late next month or early july. we'll probably end up recording both the "abolish consent" demo AND our side of the split 7 inch.


plans: we hatch them



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at May 24,2010 1:05pm
thread HIJACKED:


Ryan any word on that black metal covers show in august?



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 24,2010 1:05pm
I haven't see Ryan in almost two years. :'(



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at May 24,2010 1:07pm
you also dont leave the internets



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at May 24,2010 1:07pm
what is the date again? "Ready For Fucky" could probably do it, but i'm not sure if your insurance covers the liabilities and the cocaine buffet demanded in the rider is a no-budge stipulation. not likely Ipsissifuck could pull anything together for that. our proper drummer returns mid-august and we'll be in a transitional state for most of the month.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at May 24,2010 1:08pm
and it has been a while, aril. we ought rectify this. let's do some sigils.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 24,2010 1:09pm
You be in Allston tomorrow night?



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at May 24,2010 1:15pm
i'm actually still trying to decide if i wanna go see roky erickson in new york or go to portal in allston. win-win, for sure... just trying to discern my course of pleasure



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at May 24,2010 1:15pm
goatcatalyst said[orig][quote]
what is the date again? "Ready For Fucky" could probably do it, but i'm not sure if your insurance covers the liabilities and the cocaine buffet demanded in the rider is a no-budge stipulation. not likely Ipsissifuck could pull anything together for that. our proper drummer returns mid-august and we'll be in a transitional state for most of the month.


August 19th (metal thursday)



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at May 24,2010 1:21pm
i'm fairly certain ipsissimus will be out of commission then. otherwise, i would love for us to make incognegro satanisms for you. we had plans to do a mayhem set a couple years back for rich horror's birthday but then i broke my ankle and plans fell apart.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 24,2010 1:23pm
I remember a crippled Ryan playing at th middle east with the greased back hair. Shit was grim.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at May 24,2010 1:27pm
goatcatalyst said[orig][quote]
i'm fairly certain ipsissimus will be out of commission then. otherwise, i would love for us to make incognegro satanisms for you. we had plans to do a mayhem set a couple years back for rich horror's birthday but then i broke my ankle and plans fell apart.


do this. i want a Mayhem set.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at May 24,2010 1:29pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
you also dont leave the internets


LOL



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 24,2010 1:30pm
If that was directed @ me, I've got the Internet at the palm of my hand now... Fuck off !



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at May 24,2010 1:38pm
i want a mayhem set too. once we get back into our groove, i'm sure it'll happen at some point



toggletoggle post by shannon at May 24,2010 2:04pm
goatcatalyst said[orig][quote]
i'm actually still trying to decide if i wanna go see roky erickson in new york or go to portal in allston. win-win, for sure... just trying to discern my course of pleasure


Ryan I'm going to Allston tomorrow night,if you decide to go lets carpool



toggletoggle post by Purple Peepee at May 24,2010 2:06pm
Don't forget about MEEEEEE



toggletoggle post by Slag NLIILN at May 24,2010 2:11pm
someone do emperor, plz.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at May 24,2010 2:13pm
Purple%20Peepee said[orig][quote]
Don't forget about MEEEEEE


ur silly.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at May 24,2010 2:13pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
If that was directed @ me, I've got the Internet at the palm of my hand now... Fuck off !


You nicknamed your Dude Johnson "the Internet"? Weird...



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at May 24,2010 2:13pm
goatcatalyst said[orig][quote]
likewise and lengthwise, jimbo. i was just speaking to sweet alejandro about coming up to spend some quality time. when might be good for you?

here is a link to 3 secrets:
http://www.mediafire.com/? a1aotzumkvc


It's not coming up. help me out here.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 24,2010 2:14pm
Kvist > emperor

Wait, what?



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at May 24,2010 2:15pm
Slag%20NLIILN said[orig][quote]
someone do emperor, plz.


I've already said, i would LOVE to do drums for an "anthems to the welkin" set. I'm completely serious... someone do it with me. please?



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at May 24,2010 2:16pm
http://www.mediafire.com/?a1aotzumkvc

try that, jim.

i'll let you know what's up, shannon



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 24,2010 2:24pm
ouch, if you requested to do that 5 years ago, we would have been all over that. I still love to but simply don't have the time anymore



toggletoggle post by Yeti at May 24,2010 3:18pm
ouchdrummer said[orig][quote]
Slag%20NLIILN said[orig][quote]
someone do emperor, plz.


I've already said, i would LOVE to do drums for an "anthems to the welkin" set. I'm completely serious... someone do it with me. please?


as much as i love Anthems, i bet you could do a much better job than Trym. he is very inconsistent. i mean the songs are played at ludicrous speed, but still.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 24,2010 3:45pm
Tell that to his face. Dude is a smug prick who wears sunglasses at night.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at May 24,2010 3:46pm
ahaha. with a hefty investment in the tribal. he did said thank you when i let him smoke my drugs though.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 24,2010 3:51pm
Trym???
He's edge maaan.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at May 24,2010 3:51pm
So hey - looks like I'm gonna be in Allston tomorrow. Partytime excellent. Let's smoke drugs and enjoy a sumptuous feast before the show, Ouch and Aril. And Ouch-Jim... I could probably head up early if you'd be down to jam.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 24,2010 3:52pm
May I jam? I have to grab my equipment there regardless.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at May 24,2010 3:54pm
I'm sure we could do a lil sumthin-sumthin but Ouch-Jim and I have to "take care of business" as 70's black are wont to say... but yes, that would be a grand time, arillious



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at May 24,2010 4:00pm
i wanna jam with you guys too sometime



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 24,2010 4:01pm
I'd rather jelly with you.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at May 24,2010 4:04pm edited May 24,2010 4:05pm
Very well. Perhaps some "Wolverine Blues?"




toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at May 24,2010 4:08pm
blues thrash black metal slamalama ding dong... i'll rip on whatever.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at May 24,2010 6:54pm
Ouch Jim - you going tomorrow? Down to jam earlier?



toggletoggle post by Matt Heafy at May 24,2010 6:57pm
Hey hey guyz, I want to jam too!!!11. I can bring my own custom equipment w00t



toggletoggle post by GEORGE ZIMMER at May 25,2010 1:10am


HI, I’M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN’S WEARHOUSE. GENTLEMEN, I'LL BE BLESSING YOUR BLACK METAL BROUHAHA WITH MY BOUNTEOUS BOTTOM BURSTER. I'LL POUND OUT A BLISTERING BLAST BEAT ON YOUR QUIVERING HINDQUARTERS AT OVER 240BPM - THAT'S BOWEL PUNCTURES PER MANGINA. ONCE I'VE RUPTURED YOUR RAPTUROUS RAPEHOLES WITH MY BLASPHEMOUS BLACK WIZARD OF BUGGERY, I'LL GRIMLY IMPALE YOUR ESOPHAGEAL TRACT WITH MY STUPENDOUS QUARTERSTAVE OF SWORD-SWALLOWING SORCERY. YOU'LL GAG A RITUAL AROUND IT - THE WHOLE THING. I GUARANTEE IT.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at May 25,2010 1:37am
Wow.



toggletoggle post by Slag at May 25,2010 8:17am
bumped for zimmer. He's the fucking milk filled tit.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 25,2010 8:48am
DYA at his best



toggletoggle post by boxxy at May 25,2010 8:51am edited May 25,2010 8:53am
zimmer!



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at May 25,2010 9:04am
goatcatalyst said[orig][quote]
Ouch and Aril. And Ouch-Jim




so..... me and aril... and me? lul, wut?



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at May 25,2010 9:06am
Matt%20Heafy said[orig][quote]
Hey hey guyz, I want to jam too!!!11. I can bring my own custom equipment w00t


who r u?



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at May 25,2010 10:02am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
DYA at his best


What about tits, now?



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at May 25,2010 10:02am
Ouch Jim - are you free to jam before the Portal show? Are you going to the Portal show? We can have much of fun and do a Satanism before the Portal show.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 25,2010 10:10am
I'll be in the city around 7 if anyone wants to jam.



toggletoggle post by josh_hates_you  at May 25,2010 10:22am
ipsissimus should play the keg party with darkwor and sarcomancy.....



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at May 25,2010 10:32am
yes yes and yes



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at May 25,2010 10:36am
goatcatalyst said[orig][quote]
Ouch Jim - are you free to jam before the Portal show? Are you going to the Portal show? We can have much of fun and do a Satanism before the Portal show.


Yes, i'll be outta work by 5, and i would love to have you as a guest in my humble abode. I would also love to go to see Gorguts, and am trying now to get funds to make it happen.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 25,2010 10:37am
I can cover you if need be.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at May 25,2010 10:38am
Once Ipsissimus is ready to play again, we will entertain crowds of drunken Satanizers. Keg party sounds cool. No pizza kthnx - Chinese food, bisk or GTFOYCBD



toggletoggle post by arktouros at May 25,2010 10:40am
goatcatalyst said[orig][quote]
Chinese food, bisk or GTFOYCBD


YEP



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at May 25,2010 10:43am
Sounds good, Ouch Jim. How far are you from Great Scott's?



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at May 25,2010 10:49am
goatcatalyst said[orig][quote]
Sounds good, Ouch Jim. How far are you from Great Scott's?


I live in southie, by car it's about 10min.
Aril- r u definitely going tonight? It'd be the shit if you'd cover me.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 25,2010 10:52am
yes sir. Like I said, I can be in southie around 7. I don't thunk I can get in the room to grab my equipement until after the show so it looks like I can't jam anyway. oh well



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at May 25,2010 10:53am
Perfect! We can get a lot done, I'd say. The green hovercraft will deliver bountiful majesties. PM me your number, Ouch Jim. Would be grand to goodtime it with Aril Jim as well, yes. Celebratory rangoon and nubile butthole is in order!!!



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at May 25,2010 10:59am
goatcatalyst said[orig][quote]
Perfect! We can get a lot done, I'd say. The green hovercraft will deliver bountiful majesties. PM me your number, Ouch Jim. Would be grand to goodtime it with Aril Jim as well, yes. Celebratory rangoon and nubile butthole is in order!!!


i love you.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at May 25,2010 10:59am
what time do you wanna meet me in southie?



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at May 25,2010 11:03am
The love is mutual and real, Jim. Kind of like an Al B. Sure slow jam, only different. I can be there for 5. Heavy metal weedhike and then I'm on the road, my lazer burnin' hottt!



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 25,2010 11:07am
I'm starting to think I should avoid you guys now. Upon arrival, the room will smell of emptied nutsacks and stank.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at May 25,2010 11:12am
badass. i feel lame though. i hate being broke, it irritates all. I owed almost 4grand on taxes this year, now i'm broke till friday. That goes for weedz too.... i do have a nice drumset and an UNQUENCHABLE thirst for black metal.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at May 25,2010 11:14am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
I'm starting to think I should avoid you guys now. Upon arrival, the room will smell of emptied nutsacks and stank.


my nutsack has a bouquet of lavender, with a thick head of cherry-blossom. It's a sensual scent-spectator sport. (hows THAT for alliteration!)



toggletoggle post by Slag at May 25,2010 11:18am
at this rate, any of you could be zimmer.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 9,2010 10:10am
cool pm bro



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