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returntothepit >> discuss >> it's the fuckin' Catalina Wine Mixer by Lamp on May 6,2010 12:55am
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toggletoggle post by Lamp  at May 6,2010 12:55am
It's the fuckin' Catalina Wine Mixer.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 6,2010 12:58am
you are going to fuck it up.



toggletoggle post by substitutecreature at May 6,2010 1:18am
FUCKING CATALINA WINE MIXER!



toggletoggle post by BSV at May 6,2010 1:20am
IMAGINE JOHN C. REILLY PLAYING DRUMS IN ELO it could actually be cool



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at May 6,2010 1:23am
That drum solo was bad ass, even tho I'm sure he wasnt actually playing, he knows how to play drums from looking at his chops

FUCKING CATALINA WINE MIXER



toggletoggle post by BSV at May 6,2010 1:25am
i hear he went to school for that shit

FUCKING CATALINA WINE MIXER



toggletoggle post by BSV at May 6,2010 1:25am
i mean IT'S THE FUCKING CATALINA WINE MIXER c'mon



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at May 6,2010 2:00am
watch party down.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 6,2010 2:08am
Stop being a dinosaur and get a god damn job.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMROoney at May 6,2010 2:18am
I'm going to put my NUT SACK on your DRUM SET



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at May 6,2010 3:59am
BobNOMAAMROoney said[orig][quote]
I'm going to put my NUT SACK on your DRUM SET


JOHN BONAHM'S PLAYIN MOBY DICK FOR REAL!



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at May 6,2010 7:42am
"Today I saw my son use a bicycle as a weapon. You yelled 'rape' at the top of your lungs."
"Mom, for a moment there, I seriously thought I was going to be raped. He had the craziest look in his eyes and at one point he yelled 'let's get it on.'"
"Oh come on, that was about the fight, I am so not a raper!"

FUCKIN' CATALINA WINE MIXER



toggletoggle post by ARKTOUROS at May 6,2010 9:34am
It's my Fancy Sauce.



toggletoggle post by KPANZER at May 6,2010 10:43am
This is a house of learned men! This is a house of Doctors!



toggletoggle post by reimroc at May 6,2010 10:45am edited May 6,2010 10:46am



toggletoggle post by NuclearWinter at May 6,2010 10:52am
POW!



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at May 6,2010 10:54am
I KNOW YOU"RE LYING, CUZ COPS DOESNT START TILL 5!



toggletoggle post by DreadKill  at May 6,2010 10:55am
i don't know what it is about your face, but I just wanna deliver one of these right in your suck hole



toggletoggle post by KPANZER at May 6,2010 11:19am
Shhhh, shut your mouth, shut it. Shut your mouth, just shut.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMROoney at May 6,2010 12:38pm
It's like masturbating in a time machine.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMROoney at May 6,2010 12:40pm
I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes " Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and she grabs me by the weiner.



toggletoggle post by KPANZER at May 6,2010 12:41pm
MYYYYYY NAAME IS DE-EH-EH-ERRICK, AND I CAN SING HIIIGH LIKE THIIIII-I-I-ISSSS!



toggletoggle post by Yeti at May 6,2010 12:42pm
what the fuck is going on in this thread?



toggletoggle post by KPANZER at May 6,2010 12:57pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
what the fuck is going on in this thread?
THE FUCKING CATALINA WINE MIXER!



toggletoggle post by reimroc at May 6,2010 1:17pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
what the fuck is going on in this thread?


exactly. see posted image for further clarification.



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at May 6,2010 1:21pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
what the fuck is going on in this thread?


ITS THE MOTHERFUCKING CATALINA WINE MIXER, NOW GO SELL SOME HELICOPTERS!

POW!




toggletoggle post by KPANZER at May 6,2010 1:30pm
Every time I cum I produce a quart!



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at May 6,2010 1:58pm
KPANZER said[orig][quote]
Every time I cum I produce a quart!


NACHOS, LEMON-HEADS, MY DADS BOAT. YOU WONT GO DOWN CUZ MY DICK CAN FLOAT



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at May 6,2010 2:15pm
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls Gardocki.



toggletoggle post by KPANZER at May 6,2010 2:19pm
Stay gold Pony Boy



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at May 6,2010 2:23pm
YOU WRITE DALE AND BRENNAN A CHECK FOR TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS OR I'M GOING TO SHOVE ONE OF THOSE FAKE HEARING DEVICES SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YOU'LL BE ABLE TO HEAR THE SOUND OF YOUR SMALL INTESTINE AS IT PRODUCES SHIT!



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at May 6,2010 2:26pm
I GOT A STOMACH FULL OF WHITE DOG CRAP IN MY BELLY, AND NOW YOU SPRING THIS ON ME? WHAT THE SHIT!



toggletoggle post by bornofosichris  at May 6,2010 2:41pm
I wanna make bank bro, I wanna get ass, and I wanna drive a Range Rover



toggletoggle post by KPANZER at May 6,2010 2:47pm
FUCK YOU I'll KILL YOU LEONARD NIMOY!!
The clown has no penis......?



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Feb 27,2011 2:32am
bump



toggletoggle post by the mex at Feb 27,2011 3:04am
"the clown has no penis" kills me every time



toggletoggle post by markworkingrichards at Feb 27,2011 8:01am
You mess with my nut, and Randy here is gonna EAT YOUR DICK.



toggletoggle post by amorok666 at Feb 27,2011 4:11pm



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 27,2011 6:03pm
Oh no...



toggletoggle post by Headbanging Man at Feb 28,2011 3:53pm
Did he just say "Pow"?!?



toggletoggle post by BlessedOffal  at Feb 28,2011 4:02pm
Catalina Wine Mixer : sexual act of inserting 3 or more red grapes into the vaginal canal and using your penis to juice the grapes into a liquid state for consumption afterward. Once fully mixed a hardy POW is yelled to signify completion.




toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Feb 28,2011 4:23pm edited Feb 28,2011 4:26pm
BlessedOffal said[orig][quote]
Catalina Wine Mixer : sexual act of inserting 3 or more red grapes into the vaginal canal and using your penis to juice the grapes into a liquid state for consumption afterward. Once fully mixed a hardy POW is yelled to signify completion.



that sounds DELICIOUS.



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at May 24,2011 12:36pm
bump for the FUCKING CATALINA WINE MIXER



toggletoggle post by Sinistas   at May 24,2011 12:39pm
I've traveled 500 miles to give you my seed!



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at May 24,2011 4:36pm
Lumberjack!



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at May 24,2011 5:22pm
KPANZER said[orig][quote]
FUCK YOU I'll KILL YOU LEONARD NIMOY!!
The clown has no penis......?


what're you guys dreaming about?



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at May 24,2011 7:13pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
BlessedOffal said[orig][quote]
Catalina Wine Mixer : sexual act of inserting 3 or more red grapes into the vaginal canal and using your penis to juice the grapes into a liquid state for consumption afterward. Once fully mixed a hardy POW is yelled to signify completion.



that sounds DELICIOUS.


^^^



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