I just moved here last month, looking to do something asap... been out of it for a bit, but im interested. you know my history, youve heard my vocals... get at me.

don't look at it. eat it.

Lolita black is looking for a new singer. Might be right up your alley.

Hahaha BAZING

Keith, what do you want to play? I live in Warwick and remember us having similar tastes. Seriously, I'm interested.

call it The Ghost of A Fart in the Wind.

I know that you were in Throwing Shrapnel, but i don't really know much else. Maybe some links?

best of luck Keith. hope to be rippin up the stage with whatever project you get goin

I live in Warwick too and wanna do some shit. Lets go!

Lamp if you play drums come play for Rampant Decay

Keith likes Sludgy Grind, Powerviolence, long walks on the beach and kittens

woah guy

My drum set is still in North Carolina where it will stay forever and the bass drum has been chopped up with an axe.

When I get new drums, I'll let you know.

Lamp; the pretentious "god" of powerviolence. fag

Hahahahahahahaha, read a few posts from someone on a message board and suddenly you know everything about them! Sorry for actually giving a fuck about the music I listen to and being interested in specifics of it. Wait, no I'm not.

youre still a pretentious fucking faggot. come talk to me at a show if you got balls

come talk to me at a show if your balls drop. im hard to miss

ok, lamp and yummy, thats pretty close. only thing is i can really only do vocals

and im a pretentious faggot... isn't that the "in" thing these days?

That's cool anyway, as of right now we both just play guitar I think. So I guess we would need to find drums and bass. But either way I'm down to jam any time.

THERE ARE VAGINAS AFOOT!!!

VAGINAFOOT... is that out on Troma? I think I have that one haha

Haha, looks like I stayed logged into RTTP on someone else's computer last night.

ITT: xgodzillax is very concerned with the status and location of ur balls

Also he's hard

I am too.

In no way am I claiming to be 'hard' I'm stating facts. If he would like to continue his bullshit music elitism, he can do so on a more personal level, ie: face to face. Most people who hide behind the illusion of safety that is the internet, usually change their tone when face to face with said person, it usually amounts to a string of apologies follwed by the statement of "it was a misunderstanding dude" so I'm just trying move beyond the internet.

I don't know where you got the perception that I'm elitist. If you want to read my opinions as fact, so be it. But I shouldn't have to say "imo" in every fucking sentence for you to figure out that anything I say is just my opinion. And I like to think about the music I listen to, I like to think about the specifics of it, and I think genres are important because categorizing things correctly is the fastest way to get other people into similar bands, much like the various sections of a library. You wouldn't want to have to comb through a bunch of reference and non-fiction books to find a novel to read, would you?

So go ahead and get mad. Kick my ass even. I'm not a big guy. I'm 5'6" and weigh 150 pounds. I wouldn't even try to fight you. I'm just going to say how it is right now and if some kid speaking his mind really bothers you so much, perhaps you shouldn't be reading message boards.

Who said I was mad? I just don't like you. I still think youre an elitist snob. I'm an asshole and I fully admit it, I also admit that I don't have to be mad or even dislike a person to react violently. But that's just my nature. I don't care about you OR your opinions. Get fucked? Plzkthx

Okay well then I'll just say I don't like you either and would rather not have talked to you in the first place online or in person.

I'll keep having my opinions too.

isn't this about Keith and Aaron starting a PV band and not Biggie and Lamp making out over PV bands.

goodluck Mutiny you fucking faggot. Let me know when VaginaFoot is off and running.

so how bout them things, with the stuff

welcome to providence. Remember to visit Lovecraft's grave!

Yeah, the bigger point of this thread is that Providence rules.

yuh keep living that dream.

yum, im drinking water.

Hahahahahaha

what the fuck is juice

Keith: oh hai I'm trying to start a band

Lamp: me too, let's do it!

Nick & sean: yuh no we don't want you starting one, thread hijack we will

yes i am def trying to derail this

Men be acting all like zombies at the mall.

this is why we can't have anything nice, are you happy now. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOUD NOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISES

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT

Y'all can do whateva you want, mo monkey pussy fah me.

ya know how it took me to train this monkey to suck my dick without peeling it? last night Chim Chim jerked me off with his feet nigga, only a monkey can show you that kind of love and tenderness

yeah, and i'm SURE that you act exactly the same in person. I'm sure that every time you meet someone that you've been talking shit to online, you treat them just as bad in person. You definitely don't pretend like you never said anything, and you definitely never say things like "oh, that's just the interwebs, lulz. Take take me so seriously." You are so completely full of shit.

providence rules, but pawtucket is better! haha

again this isn't about how awesome Biggie is at picking internet or real life fights. can this please stay on topic......niggers like chicken. there i said it.

Nobody calls me chicken. Sean, if you still got my digits send em keiths way. East coast son.

Your bands lyrics should only be about thread topics on RTTP.

I can def do that

Pawtucket contains KC's Tap.
The town can burn to the ground for that one.

Other than Kafe Lila, Machines With Magnets, and Taqueria Lupita‎, Pawtucket is a shitty place. But these three places are probably better than 95% of all other things.

this thread is full of Blah blah blibbitty blah.

So what do you guys saaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaahhhh!?!?

tea and cake or death

Tea party, cake party, death party. In that order.

NO NO NO YOU MUST BE CHOICING ONE OR THE OTHER TEA AND CAKE OOOOOR DEATH.

HOWEVER A PARTY IS ALWAYS FUN

Boy, does Lamp piss me off.
Mother fucker ratted me out when he caught me cheating on Fridge with Couch.

You knew I wanted that couch all for myself, I told you this in super secret confidentiality.

yuh Lamp why are you so terrible.....I mean really CUT. IT. OUT.

NO SCRUMPETS?!?!? FUCK THAT

Sorry Rusty but that Couch is a whore.

yes, a fithy, dirty, STD-infested slampig

the word slampig should used more often when referring to anything in life.

fully agreed

IT'S BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE JESUS IN MY LIFE OKAY I AM ON A FIRST CLASS PLANE TRIP TO HELL

don't forget to bring yuh towel.

You never know where unbaptized airplane towels have been.

ok, derail aside... lamp and aaron, im game... we need a bassist and "skilled" drummer... not some asshole that can play misfits covers...

my idea is a drop tune, jazz blend, with heavy grind/pv influence... kinda original candiria, with crowbar, disrupt, and dropdead... with almost a little tech spin...

1,2,3... GO!

i luv ur description. shit sounds tight.

but but but i can play death comes ripping really well

I was gonna tell keith im 25 minutes north of providence and might want to play drums. Then he started talking about the mad skillz.

i think u gotz skillz josh!

but not the mad skillz. Once he mentioned candiria i was out.

i dunno ANYONE who can play Candiria. don't feel bad.

play drums for vagina foot or gtfo

Why don't I just show you all the riffs I have and you can see if you like some or not? It's not Candiria or Crowbar but you might hear some of the last two in there.

Lamp - just go find him and do this otherwise it'll be an RTTP marathon thread of attempting to get this band off the ground.

don't listen to him about candiria or crowbar just go play fast stuff and then some slow stuff and then some fast again.

Yeah I mean obviously I'm not expecting everybody to have the same influences or everything, we've all got different motivations for doing what we do and would easily compromise to work with cool people.

I'll keep this on AIM from now on, probably a good idea.

go out and kill it

sounds cool

drummers or gtfo.

Is there a bassist?

pv and grind dont need bass

This is true but I read something in this thread about looking for a bass player.

Joe Christianni is a proficient xylophone player, but he lacks flair.

http://providence.craigslist.org/muc/1750536487.html

get at this dude.

BAM!

I've never had good luck with email addresses that were just the Craigslist ad but I'm gonna try this anyway. Can't thank you enough for bringing this to my attention!

This person actually wrote me back too, looking good.

Holy shit, drummer AND bassist? Into good shit too?!?!? Wow, total score.

i think i know who that is lol is all i gotta say

i too think i know who posted that. im loling as well

Someone send me a PM then cause I'm clueless.

"We are looking for someone who has fully professional equipment. Our bassist has two 8x10 cabs and two additional full stacks worth of cabinets, unfortunately i don't think a crate half stack will hold up against that. Not trying to sound like a jerk just trying to let you get the jist of our equipment."

whatever

haha, if that's who I think it is then lulz all around indeed.

Whoever this person is, he's got different priorities than me, that's for damn sure.

Someone, give this bitch a black eye

spit on her tits and fuck'em hahd

who the fuck we talkin about cause im up for a good ol' titty fuckin

lol get her sir raymond, get her good.

Ill let you punch me in the eye if I can do it to you too dood.

Okay, can we move the retard festival to another thread, I know this is the course of RttP but for once just ONCE, let's break tradition.

so, ya. i been slackin... you know, that whole work thing has been fuckin with me.

Oh my goodness. I think you are right with your assumption or they listened to him about what equipment to buy.

This idea really hit off..

sell me my laney cab back.

$1000

hate you.

FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF A MILLION SPACEBUCKS?

So, the deal is, Dave (our old drummer from throwing shrapnel) and myself are now looking for a couple of guitarists... the only catch is the practice space is in Preston CT, at Daves house. Thats tough for MA folks but, anyone in RI, its about 45 min from providence.. I'm gonna create a new post, but thats the general idea...

Right on the RI line via route 14 if I remember right?