Mikael Akerfeldt wants you dead. at almost exactly 10 minutes into "Advent" from Morningrise he screams "DIE GAUCHER!!!".

It's 'cause Gaucher started that Mac shit-talking thread, clearly.

WHAWHAWHAAAOOOOO.....IT'S...DELICIOUS

UNHOLY FORCES......OF EVIL.......UNHOLY FORCES OF HELLL-AAA

BLOW YOUR NOSE! WIPE IT CLEAN!

So you're listening to Advent, but didn't want to see it live the night before? I sense a disturbance in the force.

i'd want to see Advent if it had Peter Lindgren and Martin Lopez involved. yeah yeah, i know Martin Lopez didn't perform on that album, but that is who i would want to see. the last thing i want is to see a sub-par version of that song.

I was expecting to see them make guest appearances but nope.

pushed into MINI VANS!!!

also, we'll be by your space around 8:15 or so, i don't have a phone so hopefully you get this and don't lock us out. see you then.

I'll be there by then. Will ensure door is unlocked. i'm holding out for a sweet Buzz Killington sighting tonight.

Cya there.

Want to go to this. Stuck working a chug-fest at London's.

Slaggy 2 Dope told me to text you about this Friday, i did, got no response.

only attending said party with a 50/50 chance of attending is real.

i locked my phone in my office on saturday. i'll let you guys know in a bit

I UH LOST MY SUNGLASSES IN THE RIVER UH DO YOU HAVE THEM

Jim might have them, he was collecting personal belongings out of the water.

Lies.

attn: ark of the cov.: melt nazi faces plz? K thx

sometimes my bathroom light makes the same noise the ark made before the ghosts started flying out and killing everyone. makes me wonder...

lightning bolt!