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returntothepit >> discuss >> Did you know the new darwor cd "foederati" was actually written by some bitter geek who got throw out of the band 3 years ago. also some "original" goratory guitar player takes credit for all of those guy's careers pre and post goratory? by josh_hates_you on Apr 1,2010 1:32pm
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toggletoggle post by josh_hates_you  at Apr 1,2010 1:32pm
True story. I met the "original" darkwor and goratory guitar players last night. Both seemed like bitter little men who did absolutely everythin for both of these bands. wrote all their songs. got the record contracts. that kid even wrote all DYA's bass lines tooo. I kept asking goratory dude which cd's he was on. no answer. asked him why he's not on tour with job for a cowboy. no answer. i asked why he talks shit instead of playing his guitar. dude "really" he says. gtfo of my house wah wah wah. so i began to ream him out for being a faggot while getting dragged out of the house by the people i went with. darkwor boy grew up with pat and john and now claims to be friends with them and yet talks shit for 2 straight hours. i know i ranting. long live Jager.



toggletoggle post by Did you know...DICK?! at Apr 1,2010 1:35pm
Cool spelling and grammar, Einstein.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Apr 1,2010 1:36pm
in b4 shitstorm



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Apr 1,2010 1:36pm
hahahah.....hahahahaahhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa



toggletoggle post by Slag NLI at Apr 1,2010 1:40pm
I think I know who that might be. LOL.



toggletoggle post by Slag NLI at Apr 1,2010 1:42pm



toggletoggle post by rabbi at Apr 1,2010 1:42pm
I created RTTP 5000 years before this reverend.



toggletoggle post by josh_hates_you  at Apr 1,2010 1:42pm
cool spelling and grammar courtesy of jager meister and the fack that i just woke up.

i guess goratory dudes name was dane and is a perpetual shit talker in gerneral. guess he actually was on sexualy intercorpse. doesnt make him any less of a faggot.

i invited darkwor boy to ralph's tonight. hope he shows up or he is a pussy.



toggletoggle post by Slag NLI at Apr 1,2010 1:44pm
Did he look like a vampire? was he wearing crushed velvet?



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Apr 1,2010 1:48pm
please. it's obvious who it is.



toggletoggle post by josh_hates_you  at Apr 1,2010 1:50pm
ding ding ding.



toggletoggle post by Slag NLI at Apr 1,2010 1:52pm
ps, josh, I still need to get back to you about the PA issue. Trying to figure plan of attack.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Apr 1,2010 1:53pm
lol too long, will read later



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Apr 1,2010 1:55pm
FALSE. Larry Graham wrote all Darkwor's bass lines.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Apr 1,2010 1:55pm
all your basslines are belong to us



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Apr 1,2010 2:08pm
ONLY PURDIE SHUFFLE IS REAL


bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Apr 1,2010 2:09pm edited Apr 1,2010 2:10pm
DON'T WORRY BOUT THOSE GHOST NOTES


bennyhillifier

AIN'T NOTHIN BUT REBOUND



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Apr 1,2010 2:10pm
I'm asuming this thread is an April fools joke?



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Apr 1,2010 2:11pm
josh hit the nail on the head about that kid.



toggletoggle post by blue  at Apr 1,2010 2:14pm
are you talking about dana (original goratory guitarist)?



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Apr 1,2010 2:15pm
I'm still bitter a darkwor for stealing our bassist.

..kidding



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Apr 1,2010 2:15pm
arktouros said[orig][quote]
josh hit the nail on the head about that kid.


So wait, which dude is this exactly?



toggletoggle post by MikeofdecrepitudE at Apr 1,2010 2:17pm
blue said[orig][quote]
are you talking about dana (original goratory guitarist)?


Cut-sleeve Slipknot shirts FTW.



toggletoggle post by josh_hates_you  at Apr 1,2010 2:18pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
I'm asuming this thread is an April fools joke?



no joke. too awesome to make up. serious thread is not a zackkattck or haxors.

i have never met 2 more bitter shit talkers in my life. after i got all loud and aggressive darkwor boy shut up and wouldnt even look at me. eyes glues to the floor. goratry backed up almost into the wall yelling at me to leave his apartment. 300 smithfield ave providence according to my gps.......who the fuck's idea was it to go there? i really dont remember arriving there too well.


did i mention yay for jager?



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Apr 1,2010 2:18pm
Slag%20NLI said[orig][quote]
ps, josh, I still need to get back to you about the PA issue. Trying to figure plan of attack.


It's running in stereo now. No subs, but it's in stereo.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Apr 1,2010 2:19pm
Yayger?



toggletoggle post by Slag NLI at Apr 1,2010 2:20pm
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]
Slag%20NLI said[orig][quote]
ps, josh, I still need to get back to you about the PA issue. Trying to figure plan of attack.


It's running in stereo now. No subs, but it's in stereo.
I know. Wanted to see what I could do to help the PA system get back on its feet. I will talk to one of you before the show.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Apr 1,2010 2:21pm
It's entirely up to Tam and if I had to guess he won't really do much to help out the situation. Baby steps hahaha.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Apr 1,2010 2:24pm
When can I invade a Worcester practice with beers and women?



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Apr 1,2010 2:24pm
Feel free to come to Wreckoning practice next week. hahha



toggletoggle post by blue  at Apr 1,2010 2:25pm
well that aint dana youre talking about.



toggletoggle post by MetalThursday  at Apr 1,2010 2:26pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
When can I invade a Worcester practice with beers, show ideas, etc...



toggletoggle post by MetalThursday  at Apr 1,2010 2:28pm
Josh was the guy tall or short? Might have been Nick not Dana.



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Apr 1,2010 2:31pm
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
arktouros said[orig][quote]
josh hit the nail on the head about that kid.


So wait, which dude is this exactly?


The guitarist who first started playing with Pat and I. Kicked out for a multitude of reasons and his songs were scrapped. 1.5 songs were recycled/rewritten...

Josh, much appreciated, I can't BELIEVE he still talks about it...it's as if he wants credit for doing something with his life.



toggletoggle post by blue  at Apr 1,2010 2:32pm
MetalThursday said[orig][quote]
Josh was the guy tall or short? Might have been Nick not Dana.


this is what i was thinking.



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Apr 1,2010 2:32pm
MetalThursday said[orig][quote]
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
When can I invade a Worcester practice with beers, show ideas, etc...


DUDES...we're practicing Monday for sure and may practice this weekend. Calls will be made.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Apr 1,2010 2:35pm
I feel like I should know who vampy douche is but I can't place who it is.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Apr 1,2010 2:35pm edited Apr 1,2010 2:36pm
I can't wait to play shows again. Th new thing we've got going is pretty rad so far but we need more members.
Also, herugrim may play a show or two at the end of this year or next year, once we have the ep out. Again, we need members but i need to play shows again... Would be interested in a MT.



toggletoggle post by MikeofdecrepitudE at Apr 1,2010 2:35pm
Nick Parente was in darkwor? LOLWUT??? Guy is a total fucking faggot.



toggletoggle post by josh_hates_you  at Apr 1,2010 2:36pm
short. like 35 or older. shit talking faggot.



toggletoggle post by josh_hates_you  at Apr 1,2010 2:36pm
really hates jay from abnormality.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Apr 1,2010 2:37pm
Why does that Nick dude ring a bell??



toggletoggle post by MikeofdecrepitudE at Apr 1,2010 2:39pm
Yeah, that's Nick Parente. Guy runs his mouth freely and when people confront him, he runs away like a total pussy.



toggletoggle post by MikeofdecrepitudE at Apr 1,2010 2:39pm
Jim, he was one of the original Goratory vocalists.



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Apr 1,2010 2:39pm
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]
I feel like I should know who vampy douche is but I can't place who it is.


Grew up with us. You know who he is.



toggletoggle post by MikeofdecrepitudE at Apr 1,2010 2:40pm
My friend James beat him up at an Opeth show.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Apr 1,2010 2:40pm
Fight him or you're a Poosie



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Apr 1,2010 2:42pm
MikeofdecrepitudE said[orig][quote]
Nick Parente was in darkwor? LOLWUT??? Guy is a total fucking faggot.


LOL @ DARKWORATORY

(think this is two different dudes, one night.)

(two dudes, one cup of bitter tears?)



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Apr 1,2010 2:43pm
honestly, NEBM needs more drama and stabbings.



toggletoggle post by MikeofdecrepitudE at Apr 1,2010 2:44pm
Haha, Oh man, I was gonna say. He hates black metal too, so it makes sense that it wouldn't be him, I guess.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Apr 1,2010 2:44pm
arktouros said[orig][quote]
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]
I feel like I should know who vampy douche is but I can't place who it is.


Grew up with us. You know who he is.


Every time I think douche from Millbury I can only think of Ian hahaha



toggletoggle post by MetalThursday  at Apr 1,2010 2:49pm
Ya I'm gonna be Switzerland here but that's definitely Nick. He was briefly in Despoilment back in 2001 & we also had a death metal studio project called Fuckfest the same year.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Apr 1,2010 2:58pm
LOL

In related news about related, here are some of the "related videos" from Aaron's lil' Darkwor clip:



bennyhillifier



bennyhillifier



bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by josh_hates_you  at Apr 1,2010 2:59pm
i hope he goes to the despoilment reuinion show.



toggletoggle post by MetalThursday  at Apr 1,2010 3:11pm
I think you'd see Sarah Palin do a pro-abortion PSA before that would happen.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Apr 1,2010 3:12pm
MetalThursday said[orig][quote]
see Sarah Palin do a pro-abortion PSA before that would happen.


i'll by THAT for a dollar



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Apr 1,2010 3:18pm
i'm curious as to who the Darkwor person is, and if i've met him. i can think of only a handful of people who came from Millbury who aren't complete scumbag douches.



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Apr 1,2010 3:20pm
ugh....ITT: people I'm glad are out of my life



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Apr 1,2010 3:22pm
Did%20you%20know...DICK?! said[orig][quote]
Cool spelling and grammar, Einstein.


this made me laugh very hard.



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Apr 1,2010 3:24pm
LOL @ Josh giving him shit though of all people! Must have been bright fucking red like that velvet rug he wears.



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toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Apr 1,2010 3:25pm
Try having an ex bandmate steal your car at night and park it somewhere else where you can't find it. Same ex band mate was hiding in the closet the whole time, and was my college roomate for 2 years. For all I know, many penile units could have been suckled in my back seat.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Apr 1,2010 3:32pm
DYA IS A BASS REPOST



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Apr 1,2010 3:32pm
so he stole your car while hiding in the closet?
or was he hiding in the closet for 2 years as your college roommate?
or was he "in the closet" and sucking other penile units?
does your back seat detach and was it in the closet while he was getting his penile unit sucked?



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Apr 1,2010 3:36pm
These are all unanswered questions. He also owes me a few CDs, band shirts, and stuff. Luckily I haven't had any issues with any other banddmates since then. Watching the DYA/Seth stuff was more fun than watching General Hospital on crack, though. Shit was intense.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Apr 1,2010 3:36pm
So....did he cum or what?!



toggletoggle post by C.dEaD at Apr 1,2010 3:40pm
Hoyl shit! hhaha, I know this dork. He had the shittiest band of all time.....BOTULISM!!!! AHAHAHAHAH



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Apr 1,2010 3:41pm



toggletoggle post by C.dEaD at Apr 1,2010 3:43pm


Cool demo bro...



toggletoggle post by MikeofdecrepitudE at Apr 1,2010 3:44pm
Botulism was so bad that even he admitted how awful they were.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Apr 1,2010 3:44pm
Hahaha



toggletoggle post by C.dEaD at Apr 1,2010 3:45pm
NICK POWER?!!?! Is this guy fucking serious?



toggletoggle post by MikeofdecrepitudE at Apr 1,2010 3:45pm
LOFL.



toggletoggle post by C.dEaD at Apr 1,2010 3:46pm
I just changed my name to Jay Ferocity. True story.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Apr 1,2010 3:47pm
C.dEaD said[orig][quote]


Cool demo bro...


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I fucking have this demo. TOO PRECIOUS.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Apr 1,2010 3:48pm
can i be Tommy Terror?



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Apr 1,2010 3:49pm
Someone rip that shit, post it.



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Apr 1,2010 3:50pm
oh man, GREAT thread.

Johnny Rambo here.



toggletoggle post by C.dEaD at Apr 1,2010 3:50pm
I USED to have that tape. He gave it to me at some show I don't remember. I immediately gave it to my friend upon listening.



toggletoggle post by MikeofdecrepitudE at Apr 1,2010 3:54pm edited Apr 1,2010 3:58pm



*changed the initial photo so that Max wouldn't be associated with this tool shed.



toggletoggle post by KPANZER at Apr 1,2010 3:57pm
I just changed my name to KPANZE-oh fuck,....



toggletoggle post by C.dEaD at Apr 1,2010 3:58pm



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Apr 1,2010 4:01pm
Mike Mayhem is down to be in a Botulism tribute band.



toggletoggle post by markworkingrichards at Apr 1,2010 4:05pm
It can be called Slamonela. I'll be Mark Mangler.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Apr 1,2010 4:07pm
Ryan Reaper reporting for duty



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Apr 1,2010 4:08pm
20-man supergroup FTW.



toggletoggle post by MikeofdecrepitudE at Apr 1,2010 4:09pm
17 vocalists, a drummer, bassist and one guitarist.



toggletoggle post by Slag NLI at Apr 1,2010 4:09pm
I'm sensing a death-metal themed wrestling alliance with all these great names.



toggletoggle post by josh_hates_you  at Apr 1,2010 4:10pm
its definitely the dude in the pic Mikeofdecrepitude posted. only 10 years later, skinnier and balding. fucking faggot.



toggletoggle post by DreadKill  at Apr 1,2010 4:10pm
Ken Kryptkeeper here



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Apr 1,2010 4:11pm
You can be one of the 10 main vocalists.



toggletoggle post by MikeofdecrepitudE at Apr 1,2010 4:11pm
This KILLS any Bova related thread.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Apr 1,2010 4:16pm
MikeofdecrepitudE said[orig][quote]
This KILLS any Bova related thread.


I think it's that cat video that does it.



toggletoggle post by josh_hates_you  at Apr 1,2010 4:22pm
josh_hates_you said[orig][quote]


300 smithfield ave providence according to my gps.......who the fuck's idea was it to go there? i really dont remember arriving there too well.


did i mention yay for jager?





hahahahaha so im looking at the texts i sent out last nite. Don't remember any of them...........

to: gina zombie: thurs april 1 12:53 am - holy fauuckin drarunk i am

" " 1:44 am - blank page

" " 1:46 am - somehow iim at that fagggot that slipped me them roofies that times place....

" " 1:55 am - im drunk w scot n lindsey. mite beat this fucking homo up.

" " 2:05 am - i dont actually have any idea where the hell i am

" " 2:58 am - Rawr...

Scott T: thurs april 1 5:24 am - I sorry bout that dude. iu cant believe how fucking pissed off i am. i should beaten the fuck out of that faggot.





hahahahahahaha. I hope i have this much fun at ralph's tonight.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Apr 1,2010 4:25pm
Tommy Terror may have to make an appearence at ralphs tonight



toggletoggle post by markworkingrichards at Apr 1,2010 4:27pm
Tommy Terror reminds me too much of Tommy & The Terrors; how about Tommy Tumultuous? Tom Turbulence?



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Apr 1,2010 4:28pm
Tony Twinkle Toes



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Apr 1,2010 4:29pm edited Apr 1,2010 4:29pm
TOMMY GUNS



toggletoggle post by DreadKill  at Apr 1,2010 4:29pm
tommy tubular



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Apr 1,2010 4:31pm
STEVIE PENIS TOUCHER



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Apr 1,2010 4:31pm
NO WAIT



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Apr 1,2010 4:31pm
OH GOD HOW DID THIS GET HERE IM NOT GOOD WITH COMPUTER



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Apr 1,2010 4:31pm
holy shit i just almost choked on the food i'm eating.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Apr 1,2010 4:33pm
chooooke on ittttt



toggletoggle post by Slag at Apr 1,2010 4:52pm
Tom 'le Terrible



toggletoggle post by Rapers at Apr 3,2010 10:41am
Man I could defiantly see how shit talking gets old. I mean why would anyone talk shite, why would anyone type shite.


Motherfucking was bitching for a night, you all been talking shite for two weeks. Get over it faggots are faggots



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Apr 3,2010 11:14am
blue said[orig][quote]
well that aint dana youre talking about.


naw he's talking about the other singer that was in the band, before adam took it all up his shoulders.

keith's told me stories about this dood talking shit like that towards him too.

sounds solid and legit.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Apr 3,2010 12:28pm
Nice font logo, bro...



toggletoggle post by mike pootaker at Apr 3,2010 3:42pm
AndrewBastard said[orig][quote]
Nice font logo, bro...


cool story, bro.



toggletoggle post by Ross Slobjewman at Apr 3,2010 4:40pm



toggletoggle post by mike pootaker at Apr 3,2010 4:43pm
hahah we're adults.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Apr 3,2010 5:26pm
Rapers said[orig][quote]
Man I could defiantly see how shit talking gets old. I mean why would anyone talk shite, why would anyone type shite.


Motherfucking was bitching for a night, you all been talking shite for two weeks. Get over it faggots are faggots


Hahaha, I literally just logged in to see if this thread had generated any more lulz. Definitely did not disappoint.



toggletoggle post by ryan666 at Apr 4,2011 11:38am
Hahaha!



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Apr 4,2011 12:19pm
haha, best thread



toggletoggle post by josh_hates_you  at Apr 4,2011 12:21pm
i was drunk when i made this thread. nick parente still sucks.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Apr 4,2011 12:37pm
Compst pile reunion make it happen blue lol



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at Apr 4,2011 1:11pm
nothings better than going back and seeing the shitty threads you made when you were high or drunk.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Apr 4,2011 3:00pm
Randy_Marsh said[orig][quote]
nothings better than going back and seeing the shitty threads you made when you were high or drunk.


How about going to your email account and seeing emails that you sent while drunk/high/tripping.... actually, that's almost never been fun for me... :( My "filter" isn't that good when i'm sober, i say some dumb shit when i'm intoxicated.



toggletoggle post by demondave at Apr 4,2011 9:38pm
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
C.dEaD said[orig][quote]


Cool demo bro...


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I fucking have this demo. TOO PRECIOUS.


I have that split with compost pile. Say what you want about the rest, but I still love the song 'spear' , and would play it now and then when doing radio shows. I probably like that song more than Botulism did.




toggletoggle post by HAMBONE at Mar 21,2014 4:28pm
bump



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Mar 21,2014 4:50pm
haha I wish I saw this thread the first time. That guy Nick was the original metal jabroni. Wily before Wily was Wily class. Brief breakdown of what I remember of him

- First dude I ever heard of to get criminal charges pressed against him for internet harassment. Got in a messageboard fight with a girl over practically nothing and harassed her night and day until he ended up in court.
- Constantly banging the drum for "supporting the scene." Never gave a shit about anything that wasn't his own band.
- Totally useless in Goratory. The dude from Sexcrement was the only one that was any good. There was no point to that band ever having 2 singers.
- Insisted that there was a war going on between between metal & hardcore and that he was going to kick FSU's ass. Somehow mysteriously absent any time a long hair got his ass kicked in at a classic Scott Lee Diecast + Various Random metal bands shows
- Went as far to say that the kid who died of a diabetic seizure at the Middle East "deserved to die" for being at a hardcore show without a shred of sarcasm

I guess what I'm saying is, he really was the metal trailblazer he made himself out to be.



toggletoggle post by DYA is YOUR DELAY, TOOTS at Mar 22,2014 3:54pm
rebump for random Compost Pile reference



toggletoggle post by MetalThursday  at Mar 22,2014 4:25pm



toggletoggle post by DYA is DUAL BISMUTH YAW GATE at Oct 5,2014 2:13pm
Bump for WHY ARE WE LISTENING TO THIS STUPID FUCKING BOTULISM DEMO



toggletoggle post by Wild Man at Sep 1,2015 8:24pm
Look at this guy wiggin' out.



toggletoggle post by real_shutup_fagget at Sep 1,2015 8:25pm
shutup fagget



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