These are pretty awesome:
http://insidetv.aol.com/2009/11/16/best-lifetime-movie-titles/

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...and my friend and I were thinking up some potential titles..

so far we've got

The Tattoo Con-Artist
The Cost of Being Hot
I Got Raped
Drugged and Dicked starring tori spelling
Uncle's Touch
My Baby Is A Nigger
Tea and Tampons
My One True Love (is Fucking My Brother)
(If I Knew He Was Gay) I Wouldn't Have Married Him
Blood In My Stool
Pillow Cock

and my personal favorite which could also be a sweet band name..
Beast Infection

What else can we come up with??

i didn't read the first part about "potential titles" and i thought I Got Raped and Blood In My Stool were real hahaha.

Tea and Tampons FTW

Uncle's Touch had me rolling!!!

"Killing my Rich Husband, Throwing his body off the Starboard side of the Yacht, and Fucking his Brother"

"Blaming my Anorexia on the Principal"

haha.. My Private Area

"The Women in my Sewing Circle think my Teenage Son has a Meth Problem"

Schindler's Fist

band name idea: Methlehem

every movie on lifetime is either about a mother defending her child against abuse or a mother defending herself against rape.

"Another Rape Story (Most Likely)"

i like it

lifetime the band is better than lifetime tv

"My Children Are Annoying and I'm Too Poor for Ritalin So I Drowned Them in Bathtub"