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returntothepit >> discuss >> Tell me why Troll sucks now? by beelze on Mar 19,2010 4:29pm
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toggletoggle post by BEEZ LEAVE ME ALONE at Mar 19,2010 4:29pm
BEEZ LEAVE ME ALONE!



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Mar 19,2010 4:30pm edited Mar 19,2010 4:31pm



toggletoggle post by beelze at Mar 19,2010 4:37pm
You make me sick



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Mar 19,2010 4:40pm

bennyhillifier


BASS POWER CHORDS 4EVA BEBE



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 19,2010 4:40pm
cry into your gauntlets about it



toggletoggle post by beelze at Mar 19,2010 4:41pm
you make me sick



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Mar 19,2010 4:45pm
I just received a series of easily ignorable instant messages from this dude.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Mar 19,2010 4:45pm
he's really angry about how awesome Failure is.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 19,2010 4:48pm
beelze said[orig][quote]
you make me sick


physically or figuratively?



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Mar 19,2010 4:50pm
seriously, Fantastic Planet is a marvel of the good heroin can help produce.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 19,2010 4:54pm
As much as I love black metal, I have no desire to defend it or defend bands that people always shit on. That true kvlt attitude shit has always been a joke; even though I agree with some of the musical reasoning behind it.
9 times out of 10 your average black metal fanboy is a pseudo satanist, fake suicidal attention whoring maggot, or an insecure person who wants to proove to the world that they're full of "hate." I've met all sorts of these fools in my travels, and frown upon their false notion of self. The real black metal fans have no insecurities and appreciate the aesthetic qualities of the music. I love black metal, but hate most of the fan base.
To make a long story short, individuality ist krieg, not herd mentality. Sadly, that's what black metal is now.



toggletoggle post by beelze at Mar 19,2010 4:56pm
Psh i'm full of hate and have problem telling you, secondly I do follow the morals of Laveys Satanism so fuck you



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 19,2010 4:57pm
hah i didnt know that about Seven Mary Three's name origination.. love that tune.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 19,2010 4:59pm edited Mar 19,2010 4:59pm
theres nothing more anti-christian than suckin cocks ya know. god hates that shit



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 19,2010 4:59pm
I'm talking in generalities. Not about you.



toggletoggle post by MikeofdecrepitudE at Mar 19,2010 4:59pm
Troll is serious business.



toggletoggle post by blessed offal at Mar 19,2010 5:06pm
beelze said[orig][quote]
I do follow the morals of Laveys Satanism so fuck you

hahaha i almost beelzed myself laughing



toggletoggle post by beelze at Mar 19,2010 5:08pm
why you jealous that i'm more sophisticated than your alcoholic faggot ass you fucking idiot lucky I didn't beat your dumb faggot ass that night you wouldn't get out of my car should've just ruined you once and for all since you're doing it to yourself anyway you sorry excuse for a faggot



toggletoggle post by blessed offal at Mar 19,2010 5:09pm
hahaha i love this dude



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Mar 19,2010 5:09pm
beelze said[orig][quote]
Psh i'm full of hate and have problem telling you, secondly I do follow the morals of Laveys Satanism so fuck you


Do you have any idea what you're talking about? Please... PLEASE for everyone's sake, describe what part of LaVey's Satanism "HATE" has. Because i don't think you have the slightest idea.



toggletoggle post by Slag at Mar 19,2010 5:10pm
He reminds me a bit of Radical Dirt Biker.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 19,2010 5:10pm
i think sophisticated people have better grammar skills and more inventive insults than "your a faggot idiot faggot blah blah."



toggletoggle post by beelze at Mar 19,2010 5:11pm edited Mar 19,2010 5:11pm
UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, I have read the whole fucking book you moron and I have the Satanic Mass on CD you come near me or near my residence I will destroy you (HATE) so fuck you and if you have ever harmed an animal or a little child fuck you I will destroy you



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 19,2010 5:11pm
ouchdrummer said[orig][quote]
beelze said[orig][quote]
Psh i'm full of hate and have problem telling you, secondly I do follow the morals of Laveys Satanism so fuck you


Do you have any idea what you're talking about? Please... PLEASE for everyone's sake, describe what part of LaVey's Satanism "HATE" has. Because i don't think you have the slightest idea.


Ha right?? I dont even follow that shit but still know enough to agree that it doesnt preach hate but rather individualism and such.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 19,2010 5:12pm
beelze said[orig][quote]
UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, I have read the whole fucking book you moron and I have the Satanic Mass on CD you come near me or near my residence I will destroy you (HATE) so fuck you and if you have ever harmed an animal or a little child fuck you I will destroy you


i doubt that very much. you cant actually kill people with a plastic battle axe you know.



toggletoggle post by beelze at Mar 19,2010 5:12pm
LOL HATE has to do in specific contexts not in general



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toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 19,2010 5:12pm
beelze said[orig][quote]
why you jealous that i'm more sophisticated than your alcoholic faggot ass you fucking idiot lucky I didn't beat your dumb faggot ass that night you wouldn't get out of my car should've just ruined you once and for all since you're doing it to yourself anyway you sorry excuse for a faggot


GET THOSE PILLS OUT OF MY FACE




toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 19,2010 5:12pm
I was always taught that the CoS = LOL



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 19,2010 5:14pm
This thread is hotter than my anus after my ass talk rant.



toggletoggle post by beelze at Mar 19,2010 5:14pm
1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence!

2. Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams!

3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit!

4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!

5. Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek!

6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires!

7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all!

8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!



9. Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!






toggletoggle post by blessed offal at Mar 19,2010 5:15pm
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
beelze said[orig][quote]
why you jealous that i'm more sophisticated than your alcoholic faggot ass you fucking idiot lucky I didn't beat your dumb faggot ass that night you wouldn't get out of my car should've just ruined you once and for all since you're doing it to yourself anyway you sorry excuse for a faggot


GET THOSE PILLS OUT OF MY FACE



KEEP YOUR BOOZE OUTTA SIGHT



toggletoggle post by blessed offal at Mar 19,2010 5:15pm
hahahah! god what a dork !!!



toggletoggle post by beelze at Mar 19,2010 5:16pm
The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth

by Anton Szandor LaVey ©1967

[Spanish, Croation]



1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.

3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.

4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.

5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.

7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.

8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

9. Do not harm little children.

10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.






toggletoggle post by blessed offal at Mar 19,2010 5:17pm
im actually listening to marilyn manson now because of this thread.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 19,2010 5:17pm
raviolis!



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 19,2010 5:17pm
beelze said[orig][quote]
UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, I have read the whole fucking book you moron and I have the Satanic Mass on CD you come near me or near my residence I will destroy you (HATE) so fuck you and if you have ever harmed an animal or a little child fuck you I will destroy you


NOTHING PISSES OFF A SATANIST LIKE HARMING OUR ANIMAL BRETHREN




toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 19,2010 5:17pm
beelze said[orig][quote]


1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.


you broke those many times my good lad.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Mar 19,2010 5:18pm
yeah, and where in that "manifesto" did it say that you need to be full of hate? Self righteous, vengeful, sure.. Hate for no reason? just blind hate that you're "FULL" of? come on?



toggletoggle post by beelze at Mar 19,2010 5:18pm
I agree, we all have to work on things, no one is perfect, and no one is a perfect Satanist



toggletoggle post by blessed offal at Mar 19,2010 5:19pm
AHHAA!



toggletoggle post by beelze at Mar 19,2010 5:19pm
Where does it say that I can't be full of hate?



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Mar 19,2010 5:19pm
so destroy me already.



toggletoggle post by beelze at Mar 19,2010 5:20pm
I'm not sure that it's so blind either Mr. Ouch



toggletoggle post by beelze at Mar 19,2010 5:20pm
I don't know you only over the intrawebz and I do know you are a heaping pile of faggot



toggletoggle post by KPANZER at Mar 19,2010 5:21pm
beelze said[orig][quote]
I agree, we all have to work on things, no one is perfect, and no one is a perfect Satanist
Work on your combination jabs.
Oh hi!



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Mar 19,2010 5:21pm
beelze said[orig][quote]
Where does it say that I can't be full of hate?


It doesn't. But it also doesn't say that you NEED to be full of hate. So when saying "yes, i do subscribe to these beliefs." i don't think a supporting point should be "i'm full of hate." can you follow that?



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Mar 19,2010 5:22pm
heaping pile of faggot? ohhhhhhhhhh!!!



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 19,2010 5:22pm
Serious question here:

are you like this in real life?

Granted , I troll a lot here, but I'm not like "arilliusbm" in real life. I hope you're not like "beelze" in reality



toggletoggle post by beelze at Mar 19,2010 5:22pm
Yeah, I understand what you're saying, but my hate is not blind it has it's reasons. So it's not "full" it was basically a figure of speech.



toggletoggle post by blessed offal at Mar 19,2010 5:23pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Serious question here:

are you like this in real life?

Granted , I troll a lot here, but I'm not like "arilliusbm" in real life. I hope you're not like "beelze" in reality


dude im telling you, he actually IS ahahah!!



toggletoggle post by beelze at Mar 19,2010 5:23pm
Nah I'm not like Beelze in real life, i'm definitely not as hateful unless i'm provoked.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Mar 19,2010 5:24pm
it's like saying

"yes of COURSE i play soccer... my fucking rooms got nothing but balloons in it!"

Because while soccer doesn't say you CAN'T like balloons, it's also not one of the main parts of it.



toggletoggle post by beelze at Mar 19,2010 5:24pm
blessed%20offal said[orig][quote]
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Serious question here:

are you like this in real life?

Granted , I troll a lot here, but I'm not like "arilliusbm" in real life. I hope you're not like "beelze" in reality


dude im telling you, he actually IS ahahah!!


How would you know? You were too drunk to stand both times I was around you.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 19,2010 5:24pm
I'm full of bottled up hate. I usually snap once every 3 years, blacking out in the process. I'm overdue.



toggletoggle post by beelze at Mar 19,2010 5:25pm
Yeah I know what you mean...




toggletoggle post by blessed offal at Mar 19,2010 5:25pm
hahaahha i knowz a poser when i seez one



toggletoggle post by beelze at Mar 19,2010 5:27pm
I know a loser when I see one, you rotten alcoholic mooch fuck.



toggletoggle post by blessed offal at Mar 19,2010 5:28pm
hahaha



toggletoggle post by KPANZER at Mar 19,2010 5:29pm
beelze said[orig][quote]
I know a loser when I see one, you rotten alcoholic mooch fuck.
He's got you there.



toggletoggle post by blessed offal at Mar 19,2010 5:29pm
hahah good point



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Mar 19,2010 5:31pm
beelze said[orig][quote]
I don't know you only over the intrawebz and I do know you are a heaping pile of faggot


I hate to make this point.. but i don't wear makeup. thank you, goodnight.



toggletoggle post by beelze at Mar 19,2010 5:32pm
KING DIAMOND HATES YOU



toggletoggle post by beelze at Mar 19,2010 5:33pm



toggletoggle post by MikeofdecrepitudE at Mar 19,2010 5:36pm
I think we've gotten off base, neglecting the fact that Katatonia is a better band than Troll.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 19,2010 5:36pm
To master the art of hate, you must learn to love first. Creation is destruction; one in the same. The ying is the yang. Embrace something you hold dearly before aiming hatred at something. The foundation is the same: an advanced fractal pattern in the space time continuum, resulting in what we know a the physical world.
I have travelled across many dimensions in my travels. For millions of years have I wandered the known universe and I've never encountered someone with as much blind hate as you.
Open your mind, discover yourself. For it will lead to new beginnings - or ends.
/end truth



toggletoggle post by MikeofdecrepitudE at Mar 19,2010 5:37pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
To master the art of hate, you must learn to love first. Creation is destruction; one in the same. The ying is the yang. Embrace something you hold dearly before aiming hatred at something. The foundation is the same: an advanced fractal pattern in the space time continuum, resulting in what we know a the physical world.
I have travelled across many dimensions in my travels. For millions of years have I wandered the known universe and I've never encountered someone with as much blind hate as you.
Open your mind, discover yourself. For it will lead to new beginnings - or ends.
/end truth


FKN WIN.



toggletoggle post by blessed offal at Mar 19,2010 5:37pm
MikeofdecrepitudE said[orig][quote]
Katatonia should not even be mentioned in the same sentence as troll.


the irony of this post is not as obvious as i had hoped.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 19,2010 5:45pm
I thought we were talking about how terrible The Kovenant was.



toggletoggle post by blessed offal at Mar 19,2010 5:47pm
i dont even remember, i went to go take a beelze and when i came back i lost the train of thought



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 19,2010 5:48pm
brb, dimensional rituals



toggletoggle post by beelze at Mar 19,2010 5:50pm

bennyhillifier

new side project



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Mar 19,2010 7:02pm
beelze said[orig][quote]
I agree, we all have to work on things, no one is perfect, and no one is a perfect Satanist


You suck at being a satanist. You're an embarrassment. Pick a different religion. The rest of the satanists think you're a loser.



toggletoggle post by beelze at Mar 19,2010 7:04pm
Only losers post anonymously



toggletoggle post by satan666 at Mar 19,2010 7:09pm
You're still a faggot wannabe satanist faggot.

I said faggot twice for a double dose of your faggotry.



toggletoggle post by beelze at Mar 19,2010 7:09pm
GET PISSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by satan666 at Mar 19,2010 7:10pm
You, sir are not an outstanding individual. Nor are you a member of the intellectual elite. Let us know when you find Jesus and become born again.



toggletoggle post by beelze at Mar 19,2010 7:12pm
hah alright I will you may be waiting a while



toggletoggle post by satan666 at Mar 19,2010 7:12pm
His name is Bryan, and he sucks cocks in hell.

Faggot.



toggletoggle post by beelze at Mar 19,2010 7:13pm
LOL you are a fucking loser



toggletoggle post by satan666 at Mar 19,2010 7:17pm
I'm going to nominate you for pseudo-satanist of the week.

Bryan is a basement dwelling troll with an unhealthy obsession for black metal. He posts to RTTP a million times a day even though no one likes him.



toggletoggle post by beelze at Mar 19,2010 7:18pm
Wait, aren't you the one doing the trolling....?



toggletoggle post by satan666 at Mar 19,2010 7:19pm
Tell me why Trolling sucks now?



toggletoggle post by beelze at Mar 19,2010 7:20pm
Trolling isn't trolling when your identity is revealed.



toggletoggle post by satan666 at Mar 19,2010 7:25pm
Your identity sucks.



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Mar 19,2010 7:35pm
beelze said[orig][quote]
The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth

by Anton Szandor LaVey ©1967

[Spanish, Croation]



1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.

3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.

4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.

5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.

7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.

8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

9. Do not harm little children.

10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.






i can go to wikipedia, highlight and copy everything it says and paste it in this forum too.



toggletoggle post by beelze at Mar 19,2010 7:37pm
Good for fucking you dude, that's exactly what I fucking did. What you think I'm gonna sit here on this useless fucking site and type the shit out?



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Mar 19,2010 7:38pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
9 times out of 10 your average black metal fanboy is a pseudo satanist, fake suicidal attention whoring maggot, or an insecure person who wants to prove to the world that they're full of "hate."



aril, how DARE you put dwyer on blast like that...



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Mar 19,2010 7:40pm
beelze said[orig][quote]
Good for fucking you dude, that's exactly what I fucking did. What you think I'm gonna sit here on this useless fucking site and type the shit out?



poser satanist is a beezle



toggletoggle post by beelze at Mar 19,2010 7:42pm
degenerate faggot is godzilla



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Mar 19,2010 7:44pm
damn dude, fine, ill let you suck my dick. just after you do, get off it, poser



toggletoggle post by beelze at Mar 19,2010 7:46pm
fagcore faggot is godzilla!



toggletoggle post by douchebag_patrol at Mar 19,2010 7:48pm
satan666 said[orig][quote]
You're still a faggot wannabe satanist faggot.

I said faggot twice for a double dose of your faggotry.





toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Mar 19,2010 7:50pm
beelze said[orig][quote]
fagcore faggot is godzilla!



fagcore lol. dicks all day khed, all day



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