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returntothepit >> discuss >> Parents want Gov to change the shape of Hot Dog by TheRidersofDoom on Feb 23,2010 8:07am
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toggletoggle post by TheRidersofDoom  at Feb 23,2010 8:07am
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/offbeat/2...os.build.better.hot.dogs.cnn?hpt=C2


give me a fucking breakkkkkkk!!!!!


"toddlers choke on hot dogs so therefore there needs to be warning labels, or they need to change the shape.

I guess we should stop eating carrots, nuts, and grapes too...I mean kids like choking on them

stop using coins too, kids love eating them...

I fucking hate people who push for a nanny state, watch your damn kids while they eat.



toggletoggle post by sinistas   at Feb 23,2010 8:11am
"I've choked on hot dogs"

It's called a cock, homeboy.



toggletoggle post by TheRidersofDoom  at Feb 23,2010 8:12am
Yeah I like the fact they had a gay guy say that.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 23,2010 8:13am
i was just talking about this last night. also, i remembr choking on on hotdog when i was a kid, but i would just swallow hard.



toggletoggle post by TheRidersofDoom  at Feb 23,2010 8:15am
I hope the hot dog industry makes a commercial about this

"hey toddlers...stick it up yours!"




toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Feb 23,2010 9:00am
Fuck that. Hot dog choking sounds like excellent population control.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Feb 23,2010 9:07am
teach your moron kids to chew their food

this is why most people shouldn't breed.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Feb 23,2010 9:29am
Yep. Also, feeding your kids lips + assholes wrapped in intestines might not be the most health-conscious idea -- unless you want fat little fucks running around (or not running at all, as the case may be).



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 23,2010 9:44am
TheRidersofDoom said[orig][quote]
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/offbeat/2...os.build.better.hot.dogs.cnn?hpt=C2

I fucking hate people who push for a nanny state, watch your damn kids while they eat.


people are lazy and don't want to responsible. i eat meals with my kid and watch her to make sure she's chewing her food properly and not choking.

i don't see how the shape of the hot dog even matters. if you bite a big enough piece off of any food, it can be a choking hazard. anyone who has a toddler and gives the kid a hot dog without cutting it up in small pieces first is an idiot whose kid would be better off raised by rabid raccoons.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Feb 23,2010 10:32am
RIP Maude Flanders.



toggletoggle post by cinnamon ring at Feb 23,2010 10:33am
Yeti said[orig][quote]
RIP Maude Flanders.


Footlongs made Ned uncomfortable.



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Feb 23,2010 1:11pm
largefreakatzero said[orig][quote]
Yep. Also, feeding your kids lips + assholes wrapped in intestines might not be the most health-conscious idea -- unless you want fat little fucks running around (or not running at all, as the case may be).


lol, i wish they were still made like that... RI still has WEINAHS though



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Feb 23,2010 1:17pm
largefreakatzero said[orig][quote]
Yep. Also, feeding your kids lips + assholes wrapped in intestines might not be the most health-conscious idea -- unless you want fat little fucks running around (or not running at all, as the case may be).


lol because eating meat makes you fat? haha



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Feb 23,2010 1:23pm
I don't care what a hot dog is made of. Tastes good.



toggletoggle post by oscarct  at Feb 23,2010 1:27pm
sinistas said[orig][quote]


It's called a cock, homeboy.




toggletoggle post by IllinoisEnemaBradness at Feb 23,2010 1:33pm
slice it the long way before serving.....I SO SMART!!



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Feb 23,2010 1:34pm
Too lazy to make the Gentlemen meme with a toddler having 100 hot dogs in his mouth.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 23,2010 3:27pm
ITT: kids choking on wieners

paging MSD



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Feb 23,2010 3:40pm
Martins said[orig][quote]
largefreakatzero said[orig][quote]
Yep. Also, feeding your kids lips + assholes wrapped in intestines might not be the most health-conscious idea -- unless you want fat little fucks running around (or not running at all, as the case may be).


lol because eating meat makes you fat? haha


No, eating processed meat makes you fat. Don't get me wrong though -- I love a delicious hot dog. Just can't eat them much anymore due to cholesterol issues :(



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Feb 23,2010 3:55pm
largefreakatzero said[orig][quote]
Martins said[orig][quote]
largefreakatzero said[orig][quote]
Yep. Also, feeding your kids lips + assholes wrapped in intestines might not be the most health-conscious idea -- unless you want fat little fucks running around (or not running at all, as the case may be).


lol because eating meat makes you fat? haha


No, eating processed meat makes you fat. Don't get me wrong though -- I love a delicious hot dog. Just can't eat them much anymore due to cholesterol issues :(


I hope you're not on statins. If you care enough, PM and I can find a bunch of literature for you on why red meat isn't what causes cholesterol problems.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Feb 23,2010 3:56pm
Anything that diminishes the gag reflexes of children is cool by me.



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