This one sneaked up on me this morning and as soon as I squatted, a rolled up Red Baron pizza shot out of my ass at 90MPH and made an impact mark on the inside back of the toilet. I've never done that before. Ballistics investigation pending.
Those are the best. I've been recording those explosions with my phone and shall have a shitsong soon
i need to post the songs Mike from my band and i made out of my farts back in 2002 or 2003. they are hilarious. it was pretty much me farting into the microphone and Mike turning it into music.
Projectile shitting picture up above gave me the laugh of the day!
post by sir coughsalot at Jul 1,2010 4:06pm
the rolled up red baron pizza shit made me lol.
post by arilliusbm at Jul 1,2010 4:52pm edited Jul 1,2010 4:54pm
Shit song is in the works. I've recorded over 45 farts, 15 projectile shits, and 3 piss noises. There were hundreds of farts I missed recording and was pissed about.
Being immature ftw.
It's funny this was bumped. I've been on a diet and haven't had a drink in over a week now. My body is rejecting this lack of abuse and I've had explosive ass blasts since Sunday. I've had a few shits pretending to be farts close calls.
