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returntothepit >> discuss >> Projectile shitting by arktouros on Feb 19,2010 10:22am
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toggletoggle post by arktouros at Feb 19,2010 10:22am
This one sneaked up on me this morning and as soon as I squatted, a rolled up Red Baron pizza shot out of my ass at 90MPH and made an impact mark on the inside back of the toilet. I've never done that before. Ballistics investigation pending.



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Feb 19,2010 10:24am
AFT TORPEDOES FIRE!!!



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Feb 19,2010 10:24am
LOL



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Feb 19,2010 10:25am
You should be proud of yourself, seriously! I'd pat you on the back for a good job but you probably splattered a bit there too. Cheerio good sir!



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Feb 19,2010 10:25am
Those are the best. I've been recording those explosions with my phone and shall have a shitsong soon



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Feb 19,2010 10:27am
boblovesmusic said[orig][quote]
AFT TORPEDOES FIRE!!!
Red Alert...seriously



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Feb 19,2010 10:33am
unnecessary thread is gross and unnecessary.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Feb 19,2010 10:34am
ouchdrummer said[orig][quote]
necessary thread is gross and necessary.


agreed.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Feb 19,2010 10:34am
Yeti said[orig][quote]
ouchdrummer said[orig][quote]
necessary thread is gross and necessary.


agreed.

thank you yetish



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Feb 19,2010 10:35am
these kinds of shits are awesome, usually there is a gigantic fart either in the middle or at the end.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Feb 19,2010 10:36am
The fart is the catalyst for the whole event.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 19,2010 11:03am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Those are the best. I've been recording those explosions with my phone and shall have a shitsong soon
i need to post the songs Mike from my band and i made out of my farts back in 2002 or 2003. they are hilarious. it was pretty much me farting into the microphone and Mike turning it into music.



toggletoggle post by beelze at Feb 19,2010 1:38pm



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toggletoggle post by beelze at Feb 19,2010 5:49pm
OMG LMAO



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Feb 19,2010 5:58pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
shitsong


FTW.

Let me know when it "leaks."



toggletoggle post by douchebag_patrol at Feb 19,2010 7:10pm



toggletoggle post by beelze at Feb 19,2010 8:35pm
hahahahahahahah



toggletoggle post by beelze at Feb 19,2010 8:36pm



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Feb 20,2010 12:39am
This thread is a new Bathtub Shitter concept album.



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Mar 19,2010 11:02am
This time it was coffee. I'm still working it out



toggletoggle post by timma at Mar 19,2010 11:11am
I love reading threads about shitting while I am shitting.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 19,2010 11:12am
Poop rules.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 19,2010 12:40pm
i'm finally back to a normal shitting schedule. the antibiotics i was on were making me shit like 3 times a day.



toggletoggle post by douchebag_patrol at Mar 19,2010 12:41pm



toggletoggle post by c.DeAd at Mar 19,2010 1:44pm
hahaha this thread is the fucking laffs. A+



toggletoggle post by blessed offal at Mar 19,2010 1:59pm
i actually just finished blasting fudge commas out of my asshole when i saw this thread. perfect timing



toggletoggle post by douchebag_patrol at Mar 24,2010 6:01am



toggletoggle post by THE RED BARON at Jul 1,2010 3:26pm
arktouros said[orig][quote]
a rolled up Red Baron pizza shot out of my ass at 90MPH and made an impact mark on the inside back of the toilet.


<maniacal laughter>



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Jul 1,2010 3:28pm
actually just had a bit of long distance target practice, o'er yonder.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jul 1,2010 3:29pm
Conservationist said[orig][quote]
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
shitsong


FTW.

Let me know when it "leaks."


hahahahahaha! oh man i can't believe i missed this before.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Jul 1,2010 3:41pm
Projectile shitting picture up above gave me the laugh of the day!



toggletoggle post by sir coughsalot at Jul 1,2010 4:06pm
the rolled up red baron pizza shit made me lol.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 1,2010 4:52pm edited Jul 1,2010 4:54pm
Shit song is in the works. I've recorded over 45 farts, 15 projectile shits, and 3 piss noises. There were hundreds of farts I missed recording and was pissed about.
Being immature ftw.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jul 2,2010 7:42am
i have no doubt in my mind that you will make a song created by fart sounds eerie and mesmerizing.



toggletoggle post by MetalThursday  at Dec 20,2010 12:25am
"The Red Baron" by God Dethroned comes up on shuffle and this thread immediately comes to mind.



toggletoggle post by MetalMessiah  at Dec 20,2010 10:40am
KAAAAAAAABLAM



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Dec 20,2010 12:09pm



toggletoggle post by SLAAAAGG nli at May 24,2011 6:53am
What goes in as Pho, must come out as Pho, apparently.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 24,2011 7:04am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Those are the best. I've been recording those explosions with my phone and shall have a shitsong soon

Alas, my 100+ recordings of this was lost when my phone drowned in Saco. Oh well



toggletoggle post by BlackoutRick at May 25,2011 10:24am
Jackass 3 Dave or GTFO.



toggletoggle post by Dr OZ at Aug 14,2013 12:02pm
Classic anal failcohol syndrome. Talk to Rich Horror.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Aug 14,2013 12:24pm
It's funny this was bumped. I've been on a diet and haven't had a drink in over a week now. My body is rejecting this lack of abuse and I've had explosive ass blasts since Sunday. I've had a few shits pretending to be farts close calls.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 14,2013 1:10pm
sneaky shits.



toggletoggle post by ark at Aug 14,2013 2:10pm
this one is a real BLAST from the past, when i made good thread.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 14,2013 2:13pm
Kevord grew a vagina?



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Aug 14,2013 4:53pm
No, Kevord didn't want to keep buying new clothes as he got rounder.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Aug 14,2013 5:57pm
No drinks for a week? That sounds rough. As I polish off vodka #1...



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 15,2013 12:28pm
KEVORD said[orig][quote]
No, Kevord didn't want to keep buying new clothes as he got rounder.



bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Aug 16,2013 9:20am
Posted in this thread Wednesday, had the shits all day Thursday. Bad fucking poop karma in here.



toggletoggle post by Tea Party Patriot at Aug 16,2013 9:42am
Projectile pooping is as American as God, guns, raw red meat and apple pie!



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Aug 16,2013 9:43am
something has been going around, I didn't get hit hard but shitting has not been normal for a few days now.



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